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Clips from South Park - Cripple Fight (S05E05)

"Here's a little Scout. He's always prepared."
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"He's always ready."
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"that Mr. Grasier took naked pictures of him."
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"Look what happens."
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"Oh, no! Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"- Do I make myself clear, Scouts? - Yes, Scout Master!"
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"Oh, hello, parents. All right, that's all the time"
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"we have for tonight, Scouts."
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"- We sure had a great time, didn't we? - Yes, sir, Scout Master!"
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"Wow, you sure whipped those kids into shape."
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"Yeah, now they're acting like men."
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"Well, you know what I say about kids. They're all pink on the inside."
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"- You bet. - I heard that."
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"See you, Mr. Grasier."
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"Go away! I'm dead!"
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"Yeah, get your big gay ass off the couch,"
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"and come be our Scout Master again."
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"I can't, kids."
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"- I've been kicked out of Scouts. - Kicked out? Oh, no!"
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"But you have to come back. We hate our new Scout leader."
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"Really? Why?"
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"Oh, no, no! Oh, no, no!"
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"Please, Big Gay Al. We don't want to go on a camp trip with this guy."
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"Boys, there's nothing I can do. The Scouts don't allow homosexuals."
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"Well, then that settles it."
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"Fellas, what we're gonna have to do is"
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"try to change the Scouts' rules, very much."
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"- What do we want? - Gays in Scouts!"
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"- When do we want it? - Timmy!"
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"- What do we want? - Gays in Scouts."
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"- When do we want it? - Timmy!"
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"- What do we want... - Oh, no."
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"- What do we want? - Gays in Scouts!"
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"- When do we want it? - Timmy!"
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"All right, this looks like the perfect place to get some signatures."
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"Puppies! Puppies for sale!"
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"All right, let's set up."
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"Hi, we're here to collect signatures and support"
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"to force the Scouts to accept gays."
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"Hello? Gays in Scouts? God damn it!"
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"- Timmy! - Timmy, don't make me kick your ass."
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"- Timmy. - Put on your hat!"
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"- Timmy! - Put it on!"
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"Timmy. Timmy."
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"Not this year."
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"Timmy, Timmy."
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"Cripple fight!"
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"Come on!"
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"Come on!"
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"Cripple fight!"
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"Attention, shoppers. Outside today we have cripple fight."
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"Just let them have it out, Susan. They'll run out of steam soon."
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"- Timmy. Timmy. - Come on."
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"Timmy."
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"Timmy."
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"I told you. Put on the hat."
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"You dirty mother..."
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"- What's going on? - Some kind of gay pride rally."
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"Oh, Timmy!"
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"Tom, I'm standing out front of Henry's Supermarket"
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"where five brave little boys are holding a rally to support gays in Scouting."
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"The rally is drawing so much attention"
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"that people from all over the country are taking media notice."
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"I never knew the Mountain Scouts was a hate group."
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"This is a wake-up call to America."
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"We cannot turn our backs on gays any more."
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"Oh, God, they're actually pulling it off."
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"The rally has also caught the attention of old Scouts members"
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"like Steven Spielberg, director of such films as Always and 1941."
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"I salute those boys and their courage."
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"The rally has also caught the attention of high-power lawyer Gloria Allred."
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"It is a disgrace that these homophobes are allowed to discriminate."
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"I am taking this case on personally."
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"With this kind of support, Tom,"
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"these boys are sure to have a victory for gays. Back to you."
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"Thanks, Chris."
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"In other news, the FBI has finally caught"
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"This sick child molester was found with disturbing, graphic photos"
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"of young boys naked, which we will show you now."
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"Here's one and here's another."
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"- Kenny? - Oh, my God."
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"Look at this one. Sick son of a bitch. There's one right here."
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"All right, boys. Break it up."
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"In the case of Big Gay Al versus Mountain Scouts of America,"
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"due to the overwhelming show of support, it is the ruling of this court"
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"that the Scouts must allow Big Gay Al and all gays into their club."
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"All right!"
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"Well, we've all learned an important lesson."
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"That just because somebody's gay doesn't mean"
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"they're gonna molest children."
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"Straight people do that, too."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"so they can see how it feels to be outcast."
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"- We did it! We did it! - I did it! I did it!"
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"The Scouts have been exposed for the vile gay bashers they are."
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"And we owe it all to me and these six brave little boys."
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"And now, here to take his official oath back into Scouts is Big Gay Al."
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"Thank you all very much."
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"But I don't want this."
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"What did he say?"
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"Look, I appreciate what you kids did, I really do."
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"But this isn't what I wanted. I'm proud to be gay."
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"And I'm proud to be in a country where I'm free to express myself."
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"But freedom is a two-way street. If I'm free to express myself,"
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"It's up to us to persuade and help them see the light"
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"not to extort them to. Please don't cut the Scouts' funding."
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"That's why I love them."
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"I will continue to persuade them to change their minds,"
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"but this is the wrong way to do it."
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"So I am hereby dropping my case"
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"and allowing the Scouts their right to not allow gays into their private club."
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"- Hurray! - Hurray!"
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"- So wait. Did we do good? - Yeah, I think so."
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"We kick ass."
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"Come on, kids. Let's go get some ice cream."
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"You can't do this, you homophobe!"
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"Well, Timmy, I guess we learned an important lesson, too, very much."
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"There is room for more than one handi-capable person in Scouts."
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"- Timmy. - I'm glad we're best friends now."
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"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy"
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