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Clips from South Park - Informative Murder Porn (S17E17)

"Just thought I'd surprise you,"
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"I've got a surprise for you too, Randy."
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"Oh, yeah? What's that?"
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"Sharon, what the effing fuck was that?"
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"Sorry. I couldn't resist."
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"Jesus, you stuck a pickax right in my skull!"
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"Hold on. Stay by the lake. I want to kill you now."
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"Okay."
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"- My turn again. - Okay, hang on."
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"Can you go to the cabin and get in bed?"
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"You never do anything around the house!"
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"Oh! Oh, you bitch! Oh!"
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"I love you too, babe. Oh!"
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"Unless we come together as a country"
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"Ugh! Jesus!"
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"Date Line Murder, and Deadly Affairs"
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"Your parents are watching this stuff."
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"- Ugh! - Aah!"
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"Stan, this is just an investigative crime show."
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"Parents like informative stuff."
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"What's up, dude?"
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"then I should spend more time with them."
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"[all shouting]"
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"Boo, Wendy Testaburger, boo."
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"to block things that their parents watch on television."
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"And it is password-protected with a security code"
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"Is the lube over there?"
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"Yeah, I got lube right here."
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"No, no, none of our channels"
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"You're a lousy kid!"
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"I'm sorry, sir, if you need it now,"
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"Oh, that's right, we're the only one in town."
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"Look, if our kids can block content,"
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"I really don't get it."
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"We heard that you're willing to teach Minecraft to adults."
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"Look, we were told that you're available for hire,"
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"You was told wrong, misser."
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"with a simple passion for simple things."
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"Wipe your feet and turn off your cell phones."
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"Now, we're going to select an empty world."
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"I don't get it."
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"It don't got no objective."
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"Yes, I'm getting it now."
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"Magma cube? What the hell is a magma cube?"
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"There he is."
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"I walked in on my parents watching Marital Murder Mayhem."
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"He was harvesting sugar cane."
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"because he was trying to harvest the sugar cane with a hammer."
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"It was so terrible! That's it."
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"Had a little incident last night."
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"No. What happened?"
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"parents are still watching murder porn,"
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"and now they're screwing up Minecraft too."
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"from watching murder porn."
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"Give it up, Stotch. You have nowhere to run."
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"Your castle fucking sucks!"
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"Hello?"
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"So, if I'd been caught lying about something,"
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"- [mumbling] - Son of a bitch!"
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"Your parents watch that stuff?"
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"Your problem ain't with me, mates."
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"A&E, Oxygen, and Oprah's network,"
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"Oh, wait. We're it, aren't we?"
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"Oh, man, it's gonna be, like, three weeks."
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"is make it a little more difficult for them,"
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"What was the last part you said?"
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"How-how much would it bum them out?"
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"He does movies, and he can sing,"
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"No. No, you're right, Sharon."
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"somewhere exciting and beautiful where we can just focus on us."
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"I'm here, Randy."
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"Look what I got you."
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"and there's more where that came from."
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"You lazy jerk!"
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"I'm not booing your opinion. I'm booing your report topic."
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"and kicked me off."
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"so we only get the channels we want?"
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"to shut off some cable boxes?"
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"# Gonna have myself a time #"
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"Instead of booing my opinion,"
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"How is this stuff allowed to stay on the air?"
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"I've thought this through a lot."
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"It's not like other video games."
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"I'm just a simple kid"
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"A marriage has to include fulfillments of fantasy"
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"You might want to keep the lights on in your yard tonight"
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"God damn it, I just don't want my parents"
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"because at your local company,"
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"- Felt great? - Yeah."
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"Then I guess you just have to work within our time windows."
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"[all shouting angrily]"
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"from regular programming."
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"Boo, Wendy. Liar."
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"It wasn't me, I tell you."
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"from 6:00 a.m. To 3:00 p.m. all of November!"
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"Yes, sir, then we got a house across the street"
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"what they see."
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"without our parents being shown this stuff?"
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"all the ones with murder porn."
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"Fine. Then we'll shut our cable off altogether."
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"My report is on the vile and despicable trash"
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"just because I watch Investigative Discovery, Stan."
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"[sobbing]"
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"Wondering if you saw or heard anything."
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"Just leave me alone!"
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"We were using Minecraft to block our parents"
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"You can't just pay for what you want to watch."
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"We realize this may be an inconvenience to you,"
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"are likely to meet refugee status-"
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"# [muffled] #"
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""How do you tame a horse in Minecraft?""
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"[sobbing]"
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"which will require a technician to service your cable box"
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"We put a stop to it until you taught them Minecraft."
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"Murder porn?"
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"of all those fucking sheep."
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"it's a tale of lust, seduction, and murder"
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"How are they able to do this with their smartphones?"
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"Now you're free to roam around and start punching trees."
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"This is the result of a broken society"
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