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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Farmers Market (S06E06)

"for the next hundred years!"
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"Have you not lost it?"
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"You make up songs all the time"
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"we can have cake."
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"Andy!"
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"Okay, focus up, you little monsters!"
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"Not you, Erica. You're an angel,"
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"Now, is everyone ready to hear"
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"the best music you've ever heard"
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"in your miserable little lives?"
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"Okay, then, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"please welcome--"
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"- Yeah, I-- - Oh, it's too late!"
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"Please welcome Johnny Karate"
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"and his magical guitar stick!"
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"♪ It feels super good"
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"♪ I wanna do it all the time"
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"♪ 'Cause boogers are gross"
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"♪ with your smelly toes"
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"Ew!"
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"Ha-ha, I started that. Great!"
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"♪ Everybody pees the bed"
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"♪ until I was 32"
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"♪ they're really not safe"
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"♪ your parents keep 'em in a drawer ♪"
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"My name is Bert Macklin."
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"♪ stinky feet patrol"
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"♪ Stinky feet patrol!"
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"This is so fun."
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"I cannot believe this only cost me 150 bucks."
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"Now my legs really hurt."
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"but in my calves."
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"A new surprise every day."
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"I know."
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"And I'm so gassy."
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"There's just been, like, a long, slow fart stream"
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"this morning."
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"That really sucks."
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"Yeah. It does."
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"I'm sorry that I was trying to fix all your problems."
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"a girl could ask for."
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"That was incredible."
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"- Mr. Karate? - Mr. Karate!"
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"- Are you available? - He is,"
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"but it's actually $250 for short notice."
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"and ask for April Karate."
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"- Babe... - Oh, my God."
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"That was amazing."
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"I kind of think you can make a career out of this."
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"But, I mean, I don't know."
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"W-what does that make me-- a kids' performer?"
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"I'm supposed to be a rock star."
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"Who cares about what you were supposed to be?"
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"sexier to me than when you were singing"
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"to those kids just now."
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"Nolan, I'm very sorry"
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"that I overreacted and overstepped my bounds."
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"When I got into the chard game,"
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"Sure. I'm just glad that we could all come"
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"to an agreement."
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"which means the farmers market is closed."
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"Well, if this is the way"
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"people want to buy their produce, so be it."
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"Yeah, it's like a tree barfed in my mouth."
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"and Ben is city manager,"
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"We love you too, Ron."
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"Wow."
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"Oh, no, no, I'll cut them in half for you."
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"I suppose that's one way to sell vegetables."
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"They're violating every single one"
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"- A little iffy? - I can't do anything"
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"Put those away."
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"♪ I shouldn't tell her that I gotta take a crap ♪"
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"No, that's a super small piano."
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"for an hour?"
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"It's a monthly gathering"
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"Over fine wines and cheeses, of course."
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"Larry, salami!"
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"Now, that is the fourth time this month."
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"Mm, there's rules to this, sweet pea."
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"Yikes."
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"Okay, Leslie, this is city business,"
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"I can't just kick them out for no reason."
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"when we're at city hall,"
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"Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's smart."
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"No, it's ridiculous to think that you could survive"
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"The farmers market is a community meeting place,"
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"The reason that you're feeling nipple sensitivity"
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"that may arise around your..."
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"Put your headphones on, Ron."
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"All right."
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"Okay, Sex Is Cool. Got that."
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"And I think we should do Sex in Space."
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"Did you book us a gig at a kids' party?"
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"Umbilical school?"
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""No strobe lights."
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"Ben, back me up on this without hesitation."
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"It tastes like kale took a dump on spinach.""
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"you should just sell something else."
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"I'm good for business."
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"I don't appreciate being ambushed, Leslie."
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"Whoa! Monster in the window!"
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"Firewall."
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"fall under the purview"
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"Stay frosty, Wyatt."
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"Bank! Private property."
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"We're here because you need to tend to your woman."
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"instead of just listening to what they are!"
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"I spent my entire life"
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"Just say,"
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"Okay, this is insane."
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"We are not leaving this fountain"
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"I mean, sometimes when we disagree,"
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"We're married."
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"I should have considered your side."
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"♪ sex bears"
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"I got laryngitis."
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"So you better get out there, or I am going to lose it!"
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"Listen to me."
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"what even do you call yourself?"
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