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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Farmers Market (S06E06)

"The human resources department"
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"to discuss workplace disputes with my employees."
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"And Kyle parked his car in my spot again."
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"♪ Hello, walls"
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"♪ how'd things go for you today? ♪"
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"I just want to choke him until he passes out."
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"- Time. - This looks like fun."
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"It's Donna's turn next."
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"I have a feeling this is gonna be good."
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"Okay, well, I'm not gonna talk for long,"
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"'cause I have a beach ball in my stomach"
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"that's punching on my bladder."
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"I know. And I'm never not hungry."
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"And I can't have wine either."
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"You know, what I can have is liquefied flaxseed."
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"But I don't want that. You know what I want?"
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"Pork rinds. I want jelly beans."
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"And I want a huge trash bag filled with mashed potatoes."
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"I want to be Pac-Man,"
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"and instead of dots, I want 'em to be cinnamon buns."
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"I want to be a giant head and a mouth,"
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"and I just want to eat rows and rows of junk food pellets,"
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"and where's my trash bag of potatoes?"
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"Time."
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"Okay, Harrison Ford movie night."
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"Before we do that, I was thinking more"
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"about that chard guy."
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"I mean, it would be very easy for you to revoke"
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"their license."
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"and I'm not an emperor."
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"The reason is it's vegetable porn."
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"Porn on the cob."
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"I'm sorry. I'm just very good at that."
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"Look, I am not a prude,"
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"but the point is,"
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"people shouldn't be half naked,"
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"in front of children."
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"There's your reason. Kick them out."
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"Look, now that we're working together again,"
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"Home is home, and work is work."
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"We can always talk about this tomorrow at the office."
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"All right."
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"a nuclear blast by jumping into a refrigerator."
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"- Mm-hmm, yeah, uh-huh. - But still, it's like--"
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"Okay, so I found a legal precedent"
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"to shut down those vegetable smut peddlers."
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"What is happening?"
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"Firewall, man."
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"We pulled into the parking lot,"
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"and this is technically city hall property,"
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"and that pan-sexual stripper show"
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"basically negates the whole purpose."
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"So if you're looking for a reason to kick them out,"
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"The new farmers market rule book."
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"I stayed up all night."
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"I also made these--"
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"The surprise is there's toffee in the inside."
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"You can eat those once you revoke"
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"the chard vendor's license."
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"You don't want to know."
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"It's all I want to know."
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"All right, man, you asked for it."
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"My stomach has so many stretch marks on it"
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"that it looks like an old-fashioned globe."
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"My boobs are getting really sore."
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"Also, I just read Brooke Shields' book"
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"on post-partum depression."
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"Well, never fear."
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"and shea butter for your belly."
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"And your voluptuous figure"
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"only means your body is working"
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"I've been reading up on nipples."
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"is because your milk ducts in your nipples"
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"which is why I bought you this nipple kit."
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"It has nipple cream, nipple pads,"
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"and also a special nipple pimple ointment"
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"in case you develop any pimples on your nipples."
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"Oh, my God, you have to stop using the word "nipple.""
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"Okay. Anyway."
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"Hopefully that will help you with any sensitivity"
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"What do--I don't even know what we're doing."
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"What is the meaning of this, nurse?"
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"Emergency whine & cheese club."
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"I have a lot of complaints."
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"Sit down. I need to vent."
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"And do not under any circumstances"
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"Let's talk about vomit, kids."
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"I do it all day long."
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"I say we finish on Drunk Off Our Asses."
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"It's 20 minutes long, but it's really good."
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"for a group of six-year-olds."
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"You said we were playing at a festival."
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"He might be anywhere."
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"The guy's awesome, and he's unpredictable."
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"Mouse Rat is a rock band. We're not the Wiggles."
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"I'm sick of all the drama with this band."
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"I'm going back to rabbinical school."
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"Rivers, come back."
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"Shaq might be there!"
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"Hey, did you get a chance"
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"to sign off on that booklet I gave you?"
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"Well, I read it, but it seems like"
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"your farmers market rules"
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"What? How?"
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""No visible cleavage."
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"Those apply to all vendors."
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"Either way, it's too late."
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"Okay, what train, from which station?"
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"- You're revoking my license? - Oh, boy."
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"Yes, Nolan, under the auspices"
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"of the office of city manager,"
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"et cetera, et cetera, it's not important,"
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"Look, chard is disgusting."
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"You try selling it without sexy dancers."
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"It's impossible."
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"It's like, "Hey, you like lettuce?"
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""Try this. It's worse."
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"I like to think of it as celery with B.O."
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"But if it's so gross,"
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"I inherited this farm from my dad."
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