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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Hashtag FOMO (S02E02)

"Abbi, that's really dangerous."
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"I'm pretty sure tapeworms suck nutrients out of your body."
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"And I feel like it's moving, like, through my body."
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"I feel like it's moving and like, now it's in my bu... uh..."
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"It's in my butt..."
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"- ... now. - Hmmm!"
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"Nnnn..."
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"So I should go to the hospital."
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"Abbi had to go because she's got a tapeworm in her butt."
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"Gemma, no... no bazinga."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"So I just want to say"
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"since Jaime told me you were his... whatever"
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"'cause straight people always say that"
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"You know, maybe you guys won't get married."
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"Maybe you'll just (Bleep) for a hot sec"
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"So yeah, I just wanted to say that."
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"You're Ilana, right?"
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"- We got it. - That's so funny."
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"I'm gonna post it to the 'gram!"
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"I'm gonna use valencia, is that okay you think?"
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"What are you going to use?"
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"The Kelvin, I mean..."
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"For goodness."
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"We have a huge problem."
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"Why?"
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"The hottest person here is leaving."
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"This party's going to be dead in three to five minutes."
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"You think you are."
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"We could be missing out on a 10."
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"Yeah, but we leave and we end up at a six?"
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"I don't know, we (Bleep) kill ourselves, who cares?"
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"So if we did have to kill ourselves"
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"how would we do it?"
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"I'd shoot you in the face"
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"and shoot myself in the heart."
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"Forget Siggy's, Lincoln has a better party."
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"Also, you said that really fast, dude."
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"Okay, okay."
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"- Yes. - Wow."
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"You can do the worm?"
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"- Yeah. - You barely move."
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"What?"
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"Whoa."
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"Lincoln, I don't know if that's..."
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"And I do, I do pec jumps."
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"Do that again."
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"Drink, food, drink."
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"and they got cornichons."
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"and they look exactly like that."
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"Okay, don't ruin micropenises for me."
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"What?"
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"Look."
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"The Narnia of partias is still out there"
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"and we're going to find it."
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"Did you just say "Narnia of partias"?"
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"Yeah. Like, I don't understand how they thought"
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"that they just didn't need to pay rent, like, at all."
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"I know, it's like, it sucks,"
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"but everybody has to pay rent."
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"- Yeah. - Rent?"
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"And also, I could totally be on Broadway."
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"I'm going to decline."
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"- Oh no. - Abbi?"
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"Oh God."
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"Abbi, I just saw an Instagram of you at a party"
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"I... it was..."
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"a throwback Thursday pic that I put up."
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"- And I'm in the hospital. - Beep."
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"- That's my life machine... - Beep, beep."
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"- Going. - Beep."
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"- there's tubes. - Beep, boop."
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"My doctor's right here if you want to talk to him."
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"Good, hello?"
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"I'm more of a general jack-of-all-trades style doctor."
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"It's still in her anus."
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"It is crowned and... and breeched."
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"We don't know whether it'll be a few days or a few hours,"
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"but it's gonna... we're gonna get it out of there."
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"Sorry, no offense, are you a nurse"
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"I, uh... they're calling me."
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"I gotta go get the worm... is... taken out."
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"Call me when you're done, I guess."
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"- Bye. - Abbi, all right, bye."
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"All right, I'm sorry, you guys."
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"Okay."
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"Fall away."
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"Falling."
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"Don't worry... Lincoln, nothing matters."
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"He always does it."
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"a hot sec from here."
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"This is perfect."
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"No, you know what?"
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"I think I need to go home."
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"Trey definitely did not believe that call."
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"All right, I agree."
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"Also, I love roofs."
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"Yes, dude!"
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"10, I knew it!"
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"Yes, whose party is this, dude?"
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"Whoo!"
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"God, I love when straight dudes make out."
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"You never know if you never try,"
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"you never try if you never know, you know?"
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"Yes!"
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"I'm going to get another beer, do you want one?"
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"Abbi-a!"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"- Okay. - Too close."
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"All right, party's over, you (Bleep)."
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"Let's go, come on, let's go. (Bleep), come on, let's go."
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"All right, guys!"
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"Let us in."
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"They're not gonna let us in,"
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"then I don't wanna go in there."
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"We deserve better than that."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Where are we going?"
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"Oh, you be quiet."
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"Dude."
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