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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Pal Stewie (S17E17)

"Sounds like you have no self-esteem."
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"I don't deserve self-esteem."
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"Peter, I was once a lot like you:"
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"unmotivated, dangerously obese, always relying on cutaways..."
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"You know, that reminds me of the time..."
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"Okay. Now tell me what you feel."
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"I don't get touched very often."
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"Yes. Getting hard to breathe in here."
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"I want to give you that life, Peter."
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"Time to seize your personal power."
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"But first, here's that cutaway I was gonna do"
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"before you made me skip it."
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"Only now it'll make no sense."
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""Cast of Parks and Rec Peter" away!"
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"I can't believe you dragged me to that fraud."
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"That man has nothing to offer me."
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"Listen, I don't have long."
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"Peter, I've seen thousands of people over the years"
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"and helped every single one of them."
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"I told you, I don't want your help."
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"Peter, I swear,"
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"I won't stop trying to help you no matter what."
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"I think he got struck by lightning."
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"He's gone."
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"This is freaking me out."
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"Are... are you carrying a flask now?"
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"This is about you getting better, not me."
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"Hey, there's Hudson."
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"Stewie, you're, like, 100 times more advanced than that kid."
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"Why do you want to hang out with him so badly?"
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"He's just, like, a cool guy."
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"Cool!"
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"I like you, Stewie."
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"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
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"Brian, can Hudson come over for a playdate?"
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"Sure, I guess so."
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"Never heard you ask for a playdate before."
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"Like when I finally built the Leaning Tower of Pisa"
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"out of LEGOS."
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"I did it!"
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"Mom! Come look! Mom!"
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"Yeah, be right there, Stewie."
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"Where's the bush vodka?"
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"Where is it? Where is it?!"
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"Ah, there it is."
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"Hi, Stewbie."
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"You playing with your kitty cat?"
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"Finally, I can pick my nose."
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"Hey, Peter, next time use a tissue."
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"- Who said that? - It's me. Tony Robbins."
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"Tony Robbins?"
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"That's impossible. You're dead."
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"That may be true,"
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"seems to have magically transferred my personal power..."
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"Peter, I told you I was going to help you,"
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"Suit yourself."
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"Hey, if you're dead, can you ask Bill Paxton"
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"if he's the same as Bill Pullman?"
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"Sure. Hang on."
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"He said no, but he winked."
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"Ah!"
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"Hey, Stewie, let's play cops and robbers."
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"Bang! Bang! Bang! Got you."
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"Gun?"
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"Oh, that's-that's not... that's not a gun."
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"These are guns."
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"You're welcome, Paul Hogan."
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"Paul Hogan gets a royalty."
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"Royalty check, Mr. Hogan."
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"Thanks, Jumpy."
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"Whoa! What are all these for?"
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"Oh, the yoozh:"
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"destroying enemies, world domination."
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"You want to hurt your mommy?"
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"Blast! Here she comes."
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"Well, look at the handsome little boys."
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"Come downstairs. I made your favorites:"
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"grilled cheese cut to look like a dinosaur."
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"Ugh. They never look like a dinosaur."
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"- Your mom seems nice. - She's a slag."
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"Well, I hope you don't use your guns"
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"to kill your mom or do anything bad."
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"'Cause if you do,"
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"I won't be able to play with you,"
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"and that's my favorite thing now."
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"- Uh-huh. - Mine, too."
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"You know what? I'm going to let her live."
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"I've forgotten what it's like to be kind."
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"And it's all because of our friendship, Hudson."
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"- You really mean that? - You bet I do."
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"And I always tell it like it is,"
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"like when I used to write tombstones."
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"Complained a lot is what she did."
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"Stewie, what are you doing?"
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"Having a funeral, Bri."
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"Say good-bye to Evil Stewie."
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"Did we get a pool?"
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"Stewie, slow down, slow down. What happened?"
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"We went to the zoo. We saw an ape."
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"At first we didn't think we'd see him"
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"'cause he was, like, hiding back in his house."
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"But then he came out. We saw him!"
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"We saw the ape! He was big."
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"And then... and then... and then..."
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"And then... and then... and then..."
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"Okay, I get it. You had fun."
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"No, no, I-I was only going for you."
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"Which is all of them."
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"Losers."
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"All right, you have to take us to lunch,"
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"but first we need to take our nap."
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"Here's your triple bacon burger and your onion rings."
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"Ah, crap."
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"There's only nine pieces of bacon."
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"I paid for 12."
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"But I don't wanna make a fuss."
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"Peter, listen to yourself."
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"No one will respect you until you respect yourself first."
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"Yeah. But I'm a nobody."
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"You're not a nobody."
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