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Clips from The Simpsons - 24 Minutes (S18E18)

"The bake sale!"
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"Principal Skinner, as we both know,"
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"the annual bake sale provides 90% of the school's funding."
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"Okay, you have a deal,"
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"you conniving little..."
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"Wow, that's a swear?"
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"Used as a noun it is."
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"Sweet! Now I'm going to need some wheels."
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"Yes, of course. I think we can wrangle you a used bicycle."
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"My car keys!"
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"Road kill, burnt hair, my sister's retainer case,"
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"six weeks of bottled farts, possum placenta,"
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"sweat from a walk-around Goofy suit."
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"And finally, T.C.B.Y...."
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"Okay, everyone, masks on."
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"Gentlemen, we've created the mother of all stink bombs."
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"Most satisfactory."
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"Are you boys going to be okay alone?"
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"Put a top on, Mom!"
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"Everyone's seen your implants."
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"But the doctor said the air will help them..."
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"Just go!"
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"Lookin' good, Carol!"
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"You give that to me!"
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"Springfield Elementary is about to be Stinkfield Elementary."
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"Lisa, they're going to put a stink bomb in the school."
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"but I'll need a schematic of Jimbo's house."
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"Jimbo drew a couple of pictures of his house in second grade,"
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"but I can't vouch for their accuracy."
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"I'm so proud of us."
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"You got Jimbo."
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"They're on to you, Jimbo!"
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"Get out of there!"
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"Scram... mbled eggs would be lovely"
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"Just go! Quickly!"
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"Damn it, these blueprints are all wrong."
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"Son of a beach ball, they're gone!"
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"I've got a man down!"
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"I'm Jack Bauer."
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"Me? Uh, I'm..."
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"Ahmed Adoody."
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"Chloe, find out all you can about Ahmed Adoody."
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"Does anyone there know Ahmed Adoody?"
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"Ahmed Adoody, wealthy Saudi financier."
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"Disappeared into Afghanistan in the late 90s."
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"- Really? - No, Jack, it's a joke name."
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"You're being set up."
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"Now, let's see."
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"20 minutes at 300 degrees is the equivalent of five minutes at..."
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"Now... to make the folded index card that goes in front of the cake."
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"D'oh!"
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"No!"
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"Oh. Pink frosting fixes everything."
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"Say, is your butt numb from all this vibrating?"
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"Still, I wouldn't describe it as unpleasant."
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"Ooh, it's that bar I like!"
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"Okay, this might hurt a little."
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"No problem."
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"Oh, sweet mother of Mary!"
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"Okay, Milhouse, what do you want to do?"
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"We are projecting an effective stink radius"
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"farther than any of us can kick a kickball."
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"Sir, we have to call off this bake sale now!"
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"Although, the basketball hoops have been retracted."
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"D.J. Fun-times has already cashed his deposit,"
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"and Superintendent Chalmers won't be happy to hear..."
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"I won't be happy to hear what, Seymour?"
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"Um, that, uh, bake sale revenue projections"
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"I'm very happy to hear that."
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"Martin, run a top-down search on the school security grid."
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"Will do, and you chose the perfect person."
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"Martin, anything?"
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"I wish."
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"This is as boring as mainstream cinema."
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"So true."
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"Hello, Officer!"
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"Oh, afternoon, ma'am."
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"Mr. Simpson!"
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"They're gonna wish the bake sale was a nose plug sale."
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"And it totally isn't."
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"Teens?"
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"I'll mop up your blood from the inside!"
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"o/~ Skip, skip, skip to my Lou... o/~"
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"Top of the morning, Nelson."
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"o/~ Skip to my Lou, my darling. o/~"
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"Martin just skipped past you singing "Skip to my Lou,""
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"and you did nothing."
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"Can't a guy enjoy a catchy tune?"
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"Is Martin working for Jimbo?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes what?"
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"I am. You're on a Bluetooth cell phone,"
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"the most vulnerable device known to man."
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"But it looks so cool."
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"Listen, there's a mole inside CTU."
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"A mole?!"
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"Yes, a mole. Now, I don't have much time,"
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"so I'm just gonna come right out and say his name,"
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"so get ready to know his name."
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"His name is the following: M..."
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"Rice Krispie Treats?!"
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"Way to phone it in, Sarah Wiggum."
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"Release my friends."
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"Where's Phobos?!"
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"We're out of here."
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"Don't worry, it's not too moist."
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"I gave you ten dollars."
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"I had to fight. Lenny said his dad is Hulk Hogan,"
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"Here's five more dollars."
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"They haven't made a French horn yet that can hurt me."
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"Now, I'm sending you a picture of the bomb."
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"My God."
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"That's a class-five stench-dispersal unit."
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"We have to short out that fan."
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""H.D.W." What's that?"
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"That's the main valve of the hot dog water"
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"recirculation system."
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"There's over 30 years of wiener soakings in there."
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"Lis, you have to release that water."
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"It's the only way to short out the fan."
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