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Clips from The Simpsons - Bonfire of the Manatees (S17E17)

"Closed on christmas."
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"Watcha reading, Santa?"
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"Tom clancy's op-center."
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"You don't seem very jolly."
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"Well, santa got some bad medical news."
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"And... action!"
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"We've been on this spaceship for a hundred years."
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"When will we ever get to planet satisfaction?"
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"Hey, Homer, we.."
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"Angela Dare!"
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"Sultry Stevens !"
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"Yeah, what is this, a reunion of Fahrenheit 9 on 1?"
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"Guys! Get out of here!"
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"Homer, how'd you ever get Marge"
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"to go along with this?"
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"Look, if you promise never to tell her,"
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"I'll let you be in the movie."
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"We just came over to borrow a board game, but okay."
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"I've always dreamed of working in an adult film."
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"I'll run the sound board!"
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"Merry christmas!"
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"I'm your old pal frosty the snowman!"
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"In your dreams."
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"Frosty!"
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"Where's your magic top hat?"
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"Oh, god, please don't tell mr. Roselli"
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"I lost my hat again!"
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"My christmas present to myself this year"
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"Mom..."
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"I got a rash where the reindeer licked me."
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"When they put santa in the ambulance,"
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"why'd they pull the blanket all the way up over his head?"
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"but your father meant well, so don't let him know that we didn't..."
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"Are you guys almost done?"
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"Listen, I got a tattoo of foghorn leghorn on my right thigh."
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"Are we gonna get into any trademark or copyright issues here?"
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"'Cause we could put a band-aid on it"
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"and say my character just got stabbed."
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"Relax, three guys'll put their hands on it, okay?"
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"Now, everybody is very much in love."
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"And... action!"
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"Homer! Is this a snuggle film?"
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"You're in the wrong house, lady!"
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"I owed the mafia money."
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"Where are you going?"
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"When will you be back?"
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"Who's going to watch the kids?"
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"You are."
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"Me? But I'm the father!"
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"Boy, Homer, I've never see mom this mad."
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"Honey, come back!"
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"You didn't say bye to the kids!"
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"Sleep tight, Maggie."
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"Today's the last day you can eat the yogurt in the fridge."
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"Well, we better go eat that yogurt."
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"It's dinnertime."
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"Look, we've been down this road before."
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"I do something stupid you mom leaves, we eat waffles."
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"We're out of waffles."
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"All we got is ketchup."
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"You mean Homer's famous marinara sauce?"
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"No, I mean ketchup."
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"Where's your sense of magic and wonder?!"
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"Come on, Marge."
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"When are you going to call?"
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"Let it ring, play hard to get."
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"That's hard enough!"
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"Oh, my darling, I love you!"
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"Please forgive me!"
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"Hey, Homer."
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"Moe, what are you calling me for?"
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"You told me to call. You wanted to see if your phone was working."
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"But what if marge tries to call while I'm talking to you?"
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"Ain't you got call waiting?"
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"Of course, I have call waiting, you idiot!"
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"I just never learned how to use it!"
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"I might have broken the phone."
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"I better call Moe."
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"Hey, Homer."
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"Moe, will you get off the line?!"
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"I guess I better tell them I'm coming home."
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"Marge, what a pleasant surprise."
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"I'm at a rest stop south of Springfield."
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"maybe a box of candy, where half the pieces"
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"mysteriously have testing bites,"
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"and a week later you'll be back to your old thoughtless self."
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"Lemon cream."
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"You're going in the Marge pile."
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"I mean, I love you so much."
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"Hold on."
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"I'll be off in a minute."
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"Listen, buster, I had to buy a club soda I didn't want"
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"to get change for this phone."
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"An oogly-boogly!"
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"Be still."
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"Settle down, sugar plum."
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"Look what daddy's got in his pocket."
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"Yummy, yummy kelp."
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"Good girl, yes, yes."
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"This animal means you no harm."
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"She's a sweet old Florida manatee,"
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"also known as a sea cow or dugong."
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"Hello, Marge, where do we keep the socks that don't smell like feet?"
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"I'll call you back."
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"I'm Dr. Caleb Thorn, and I would do anything"
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"to protect a manatee except harm another manatee."
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"But before you answer, consider this:"
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"The manatee you have to harm is pregnant."
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"I see a manatee the needs a hug."
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"Hello, Marge?"
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"Does the pizza guy take a check?"
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"If so, where do we keep the checks?"
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"And lastly, how do you write a check?"
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"I think the worst part was when I realized"
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"From what you've told me,"
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"it sounds like what your husband did"
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"is nothing new."
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"Exactly."
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"I have a saying which goes,"
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""you can't teach a manatee any tricks.""
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