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Clips from Family Guy - Baking Bad (S13E13)

"They're even tastier than Connie Britton's hair."
Family Guy
"Mmm. God, your hair is delicious."
Family Guy
"Who are you?"
Family Guy
"I'm the guy who killed your bodyguard."
Family Guy
"Uh, so I guess this is a thing now?"
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"Uh, yeah, no."
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"Uh, awkward."
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"TV, that thing you used to watch."
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"Oh, these are incredible."
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"Hey, you know something?"
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"If we sold these, we could make a ton of money."
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"Maybe we should open our own cookie store."
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"we can do this."
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"Who'd think that idiot would still be walking around"
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"and Muhammad Ali can't even talk anymore?"
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"You know, having our own store could be kind of fun."
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"And you'd really do it with me?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Oh, Peter, that actually sounds kind of romantic."
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"I always wanted you and me to work on a project together."
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"Oh, let's do it!"
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"All right! Now, let's turn up the TV real loud"
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"so the kids can't hear us having sex."
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"Sex! Sex!"
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"There's my handsome business partner."
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"Now, we can't be late for our meeting with the bank."
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"Yeah, well, I got a ton of business experience."
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"for the North Dakota board of tourism."
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"It's just a very long drive from wherever you live."
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"Stewie, what are you doing?"
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"Huh? Oh, Brian, oh, there you are."
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"You know, I've got to tell you, this stuff you gave me"
Family Guy
"was a lifesaver last night."
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"I was out like a light."
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"And, you know, normally, I'm up five or six times"
Family Guy
"to scream and defecate. But you know what?"
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"Stewie, I told you, there's alcohol in that."
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"It's not for kids."
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"You're not for kids."
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"Stewie, you're drunk."
Family Guy
"Oh, Brian's all serious."
Family Guy
""Oh, I don't... I don't drink in the morning"
Family Guy
"because I've got to land a plane.""
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"All right, come on, I've got to drive you to daycare."
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"Is it 9:15 already?"
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"You know, I've got all the papers for the loan officer,"
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"but, I got to admit, I'm a little nervous."
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"Don't worry, we're gonna get this loan, no problem."
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"And if you get nervous, just do what I always do,"
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"picture your audience naked."
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"Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin."
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"I'll be your loan officer, so why don't you have a seat"
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"and tell me about your business."
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"Our business is cookies."
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"Good, good. We're on the same page."
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"Now, sir, let me ask you something else."
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"Microsoft."
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"Peter, I'll handle this."
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"Uh, my husband and I would like to open a cookie store."
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"We've done all the research,"
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"I've brought some samples if you'd like to try one."
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"She said one."
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"Take one."
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"Mmm. Well, these are delicious."
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"Let me just run this by my supervisor."
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"Yes!"
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"Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, this bank would like"
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"to help you start your business."
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"Really?! Oh, that's fantastic!"
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"And if you have any other questions,"
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"you can call me at any time."
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"Hello?"
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"How far away are the stars?"
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"Brian! Brian!"
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"Hold-hold on one second."
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"I'll be right with you, Mr. Duckford."
Family Guy
"Brian! What?"
Family Guy
"A what? A kebab."
Family Guy
"But I... but I want it in this order:"
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"vegetable, meat, meat, vegetable, meat."
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"And, uh, Mr. Duckford would like some quackers."
Family Guy
"No, no, Bri... No, you can't. Brian, I need your help."
Family Guy
"I've made a series of small poops in my bath,"
Family Guy
"You're my butler. I'm not your butler."
Family Guy
"I know, but wouldn't it be great if you were?"
Family Guy
"It'd be... I'd be so happy."
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"In fact, the only thing that would make me happier is..."
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"Can you... can you get me some yawgurt?"
Family Guy
"Is the yawgurt shop still open?"
Family Guy
"Is there... is there some place to dial up yawgurt?"
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"Stop saying that. What's the best skin yawgurt?"
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"Who can... who can prepare me a nice yawgurt treatment?"
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"If you say it like that one more time, I'm gonna drown you."
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"Yawgurt. Uh, see?"
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"Hey, hey, Brian, am I a good little guy?"
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"This space will be perfect, Peter."
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"Yeah, it sure will, Lois."
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"Now all we got to do is name the store."
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"Peter's Wife's Cookies."
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"I love it."
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"Really? Yes."
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"You know, we did so-so building a family,"
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"but this business..."
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"I think we can really knock it out of the park."
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"Oh, we sure can, Lois."
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"We're gonna be a great team."
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"Like Moses and his buddy who liked to collect seashells."
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"I can't believe it, Peter."
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"so let's roll up our sleeves and get right to it."
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"to just roll up our sleeves and get the job done."
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"We got to roll up our sleeves and just dig in."
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"Peter, your arms are turning purple."
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"Purple with success. That's the color of money."
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"You got to do the work of two men and pay yourself for one."
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"Just roll up those sleeves and address the task at hand,"
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"whatever it may be, not shying away from the dirty work,"
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"but just rolling up our sleeves and having at it."
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"Success is not given. It is taken."
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"It's time to get in the game and get dirty."
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