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Clips from Eastbound & Down (2009) - Short (S02E02)

"What are you coming back at me all high and mighty?"
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"Welcome to the club."
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"Here I grow up a whole entire world away from you..."
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"The old Powers men tag team and a couple of she-devils."
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"Where are you going?"
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"So are we just gonna walk?"
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"Hi, this is April."
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"How'd you find me, son?"
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"...uh, self-help novel I'm about to have published onto the Oprah's Book Clubs."
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"Invested a lot of it very wisely..."
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"...in stocks, bonds, famous works of arts."
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"- You rich too? - I'm rich enough."
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"Why do you think I'm digging this hole?"
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"Think again."
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"Got holes like this all over my grounds."
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"I'm the only one knows where they're at."
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"Well, we know where that one's at."
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"Wrong a second time. This is a fake hole."
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"I started digging this when I saw you pull up."
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"You should put your money in the bank..."
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"...because somebody could come in here with a metal detector..."
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"He's my assistant."
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"- He's a poon. - A poon or not..."
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"Same old Kenny. Ten pounds of shit..."
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"...in a 5-pound bag."
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"And friends with faggots."
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"That's where I do my inventing."
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"I used to grow enough crops to completely sustain myself."
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"I can't compete with you on a car level, that's true. But then..."
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"...I've never been much for the open road. - Ha, ha. Of course."
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"Now, keep in mind this is just our summer home."
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"Uh, sorry, house rules. No butt-huggers."
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"Okay, honey puss, take a break."
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"Uh, this is Kenneth, a stranger I met in town."
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"Oh, well, nice to meet you. Are you staying for dinner, then?"
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"I'm not sure why he's lying about me working for the Harlem Globetrotters."
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"That's not what I am. I'm his son."
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"Oh, wow."
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"You're a baseball player, huh?"
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"A famous baseball player in the familia."
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"I had no idea."
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"So we're not much for bragging, Eduardo?"
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"Oh, no, heh. Eduardo doesn't like to talk about his past."
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"Well, you know how it is. You start pulling on a little thread..."
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"...and the next thing you know, you just fucked up the entire shirt."
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"He's my what?"
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"Oh, it's still going on."
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"I just had to come out here for a timeout."
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"Turns out I got a stepmom and a fucking Navajo half brother."
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"Do you want me to come in there and mediate for you, or I could help...?"
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"I don't see how that would be helpful. I would like you just to post up out here."
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"Why are you acting weird? What do you have in your pocket?"
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"- What do you keep hiding? - Just my phone."
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"Keep the lines clear. I need concentration. The most important moment of my life."
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"I have a question. Um, are we going to be staying here for dinner..."
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"Okay. I am sorry that your brother is Navajo."
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"- Me too. - That would be very upsetting."
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"If I found out I had a half-black brother..."
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"...or a whole-black brother, I would be very upset."
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"- Okay, I'm going back in right now. - Okay."
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"I can't wait to suck"
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"Where'd everybody go?"
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"- Oh, you like to party? - It's a birthday party."
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"Sitting here getting your goddamn hooks in Pop."
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"...flying on planes, fixing up old cars, eating veggies..."
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"...sucking down Goya beans."
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"Heh. Basically living the dream life, huh?"
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"I don't give a shit about your party, all right?"
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"You cocky-ass motherfucker. You think you're gonna win, huh?"
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"I'm just feeling kind of oddly energetic just looking at the two of you."
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"Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good."
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"Almost like you never abandoned me and I've always been part of your family."
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"Good. Kenny, isn't it about time..."
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"...you saw how the old man plies his trade?"
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"- Great. - Awesome."
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"- Yeah! - I know she is. Ha-ha-ha."
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"All right, strap in. Put your helmets on, little ladies."
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"I know these helmets make you look like a puss, but trust me..."
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"...you do not wanna rely on these quacks here..."
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"...in these hospitals to put Humpty Dumpty back together again."
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"All right, let's saddle up and blaze these ponies."
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"I'm about to show you all the beauty..."
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"We'll stop here for a little siesta."
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"...as company photographer."
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"...in a non-resort area in south Mexico."
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"It's just like, you know, I'm seriously into Jet Skis..."
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"...and the experience they offer is very similar to the ATVs..."
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"Jet Skis are fun, sure. But for me..."
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"...being on the back of a TRX or a Yamaha Grizzly..."
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"...it just makes my dick hard."
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"Whoa, back that ass up."
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"...from riding fucking badass, you know, terrain vehicles and watercrafts."
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"Someday maybe we'll take that ride."
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"I gotta take a piss."
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"Well, it looks like we found what we were looking for."
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"We sure did."
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"That's a pretty cool-dude thing of you to say."
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"Do you wanna tell me something, son?"
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"Truth be told, things aren't going as good for me..."
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"...as I let on to believe."
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"I stole homeboy's car..."
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"...and now I'm probably a wanted fucking fugitive."
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"I'm disappointed you would lie to me."
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"I just don't know where it all went wrong."
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"You mean like fatherly advice?"
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"...worrying about every goddamn bridge you burn."
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"...by running away from all my problems?"
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"I believe you gotta do what you feel in the moment."
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"If you wanna buy something that you like, buy it."
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"Don't worry about the money. You just buy it."
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"- Yup. - If you wanna have sex with a girl..."
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"...have sex with her. You wanna leave the condom off, go for it."
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"- It feels better that way. - It does."
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"I think you gotta do exactly what you wanna do, no matter what."
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"...thinking I wronged all these people and ruined my life..."
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"...but you're saying I'm good. - You're good."
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"I honestly feel so confident and just fucking bold and right..."
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"...about all my decisions and actions now."
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"To the moment. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Hey, how's shit going over there at the kids table?"
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