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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Men Without Women (S02E02)

"You there!"
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"- I am whom you seek. - You?"
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"Pick a card."
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"Don't tell me!"
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"Is it your card?"
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"Come, sit. Tell me a tale."
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"Her name is Jane or Jan or something similar."
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"- It was full of coins! - All right! I've apologised once."
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"- What level is this? - Shut up!"
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"Didn't miss a note. I am wasting my life."
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"I, may have met a lady in the pub last night."
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"He keeps bringing me up on these flimsy pretexts."
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"Yeah, it's getting a little ridiculous."
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"You won't believe what happened last night."
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"I bought this muffin from the canteen,"
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"Curium. Ebrium. And unless I'm going crazy, that's selenium."
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"- She was a delight. - Yeah. We get outside,"
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"there was a group of tramps, two of whom she knows by name."
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""You owe me money!" She thinks that the tramps owe her money."
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"I'm running for my life. It was a horrible evening,"
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"Right... But you slept with her?"
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"You asked me to come up."
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"Anyway, I'm glad we've got that cleared up."
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"I like you, Jen."
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"You don't ask questions."
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"A lot of people'd be confused as to why I invited them up,"
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"And I like that in a woman."
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"Which is why I'd like you to be my P.A."
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"It's a huge pay rise, a chance"
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"- What? - What?"
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"Oh... my... God!"
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"His P.A.! How?"
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"- It means Personal Assistant. - Thank you."
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"getting his washing. I have to say, Moss,"
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"Phew. So, no?"
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"- No, I probably am. - But what about the pay rise?"
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"Why would you get a pay rise?"
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"- OK, let's just start again. - Yeah."
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"No!"
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"Jen wants me to be her P.A."
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"I don't want to be Douglas's P.A."
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"- Yes. - Are you gonna do it?"
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"I mean, you don't wanna be stuck here for the rest of your life"
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"OK, could you stop shouting at me?"
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"Please don't call here again."
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"Oh, bloody hell!"
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"Get in!"
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"I wanna show you something."
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"How long have you been working for me now, Jen?"
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"3, 4 months, is it?"
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"No, I don't think so."
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"Come on, Jen! Ever feel like just having some fun?"
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"I take my job seriously. And if I wasn't able to do it properly,"
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"Good God."
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"Mr Reynholm?"
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"Here's a selection of her lingerie."
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"but you obviously can't."
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"I'm not interested in you sexually and I never will be."
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"I didn't want it to come to this, Jen."
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"Jen would never let us do this!"
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"No, she'd be like, "This is dangerous,"
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""you can hit Moss in the face.""
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"Hang on..."
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"- The test? - Yes!"
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"or whether you just wanted to come up here for my body."
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"Any thoughts?"
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"Can I have it with extra grapes?"
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"Grapes? What are you like?"
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"You have a pizza with grapes?"
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"Oh, I see. Oh, you got me!"
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"We've really done all eight items?"
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"Why don't we ring them up again"
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"Making the future beg for it."
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"And Reynholm Industries wants to give it to the future."
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"regretting what we didn't do in our short time on this earth."
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"So maybe it's time to make a decision."
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"There it is again!"
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"- Hi. - How are you, Jen?"
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"You know I spoke to you 4 hours ago?"
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"- Hello, Jen! - Jen, when are you coming back down?"
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"- Let me speak! - No! I'm talking to her!"
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"Oh, no, not these idiots."
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"It's like all the fun I had just after my wife died."
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"Listen, don't sit on anything. And..."
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"I'll help! No!"
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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"All right, I will."
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"There we go. Perfectly normal cup of tea."
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"Now if you don't mind, I have some filoffing to do."
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"I have some filoffels that need pipping and I'm the mulder."
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"20 gold pieces and I'm wankered on Rohypnol!"
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"I didn't care for it."
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"I am very aroused."
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"and it doesn't boss us about. It is brilliant."
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"I don't really like the look in his eyes."
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"You lot deserve each other!"
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"sitting in rags playing hoopaloo with the wind."
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"- You wish for proof? - Aye!"
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"No, but damn close. You are the man I seek."
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"It's a woman."
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"It is always a woman."
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"Her sweet voice wakes a mighty tiger behind my fly."
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"Yet she is proud and will not have me."
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"- You would have her to your bed? - Aye. A thousand times, aye."
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"Take this, tinc... tinc..."
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"tincture, and put it in her drink."
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"Thank you. I will use it well."
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"- What's that for? - Sorry, it was an accident."
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"- That was stupid! - I've no time for this bullshit."
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"My God!"
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"- That was perfect! - I rock!"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Oh, yes, it was quite a memorable evening."
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"Fly!"
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"Wait till I tell you what happened to me."
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"It's definitely hyperoside, and it's not listed in the table of contents."
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"That was a great story."
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"She seemed lovely, right?"
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"She starts screaming at them,"
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"I've got a lot of important papers to look over,"
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