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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Mo Mommy Mo Problems (S08E08)

"I can't believe you're selling my house on Mother's Day."
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"I got you that card with the monkey on it"
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"that said, "I'm bananas for you.""
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"- Then act like you're bananas for me! - (doorbell rings)"
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"No, kids, go-go keep Ethel company."
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"Fine. Team Ethel heading back to the third floor."
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"I don't know what to do. I want to help Julia get a sale,"
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"I just wanted to eat shrimp and feel fancy on Mother's Day."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Look, I think we just have to keep up the act,"
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"try to get this other couple to buy the house,"
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"and then get out of here."
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"and try to sleep at night?"
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"I like the way I said it better,"
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"but yeah, that's basically the plan."
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"Oh, we're going to hell."
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"because I'm getting a little naus... (gags)"
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"- Oh, God. Oh, my God. - Whoa."
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"Oh, what's the big deal? It's like a Fruit Roll-Up."
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"No! Don't you do that to those kids!"
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"all that squirrel blood for nothing."
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"- You feel me? - I feel you."
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"Kyle and Claire have been e-mailing me a lot of questions,"
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"You've been circling this property for a while,"
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"like hungry wolves that don't ever actually attack."
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"Oh, we're gonna attack."
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"You know what they say, drone it till you own it. (Chuckles)"
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"That's-that's great that you've seen that video."
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"Wait, you're not paying cash?"
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"That's gonna slow things down for you."
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"You're loaning money to the bank?"
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"I know. This guy wants to fight me."
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"(chuckles): I love it."
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"Ooh, water damage. That wasn't in the photos."
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"Oh, yeah, it's, uh, great. It's real, uh... I love it."
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"CLAIRE: It's a little gusty out here."
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"I love a little breeze."
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"I could come out here and, you know, fly my kite."
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"I have a gold kite. Do you, Kyle?"
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"We could get rid of that old swing set, right?"
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"I love this room."
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"Or we blow out this wall, blow out that wall,"
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"Did you say swords? (Laughs)"
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"I-I remember when I used to be into my sword collection."
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"I-I'm into spears now."
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"SPENCER: My mother's first squirrel-sterpiece."
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"- Her word, not mine."
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"It's gonna be a big move into this house."
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"- Oh. - Babe, I think we pull the trigger."
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"- Should we just do it? - You think we should do it?"
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"- Cock it? Pull it? - Cock it and pull it."
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"- What? - Huh?"
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"I can't do it anymore, Bob."
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"We're not interested in the house."
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"We can barely afford our apartment."
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"We're only acting interested to get you to make an offer."
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"but I think we're supposed to be helping Ethel."
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"Julia, I'm sorry."
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"Wait, are you trying to trick us into buying this house?"
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"- Kyle high club? - Claire-atin?"
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"Un-cock it, un-pull it. We're going home."
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"Please don't go. Uh, re-re-cock it."
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"- Ghost! We saw a ghost! - The damn house is haunted!"
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"(kids screaming)"
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"Leave! (Groaning)"
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"- Everyone was just leaving. - Oh, good."
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"a very bad private showing."
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"so do the math."
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"So many squirrels!"
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"She peels them like Fruit Roll-Ups!"
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"Julia, I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, cool, got it, thanks. Great explanation."
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"It's not the weather. It's the stairs, Mom."
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"This house has too many stairs for you."
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"I'll find a new job."
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"- Maybe I'll be a spine-o-cologist. - What's that?"
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"(crying): Isn't that what they call spine doctors?"
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"I don't know. I'll find out when I become one."
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"She's gonna be okay."
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"Wait, wait, don't go. Let me say something."
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"Spencer, I-I thought you were being mean to your mom"
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"and you just wanted to sell the house for money,"
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"You were just worried. I get it."
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"This house has, like, 600 freaking steps,"
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"and you're scared she's gonna fall"
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"and end up looking like how she looks right now,"
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"all bloody and gross."
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"Yes, I am. I'm scared of a lot of things."
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"The what?"
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"- And the lead in the pipes. - Wait, what? - Oh, my God."
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"They are gonna rise up and tear that lady apart!"
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"And-and you two, you love this house"
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"and you were about to make an offer on it."
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"We were, but then you made things super weird"
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"and tried to trick us."
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"And Spencer just disclosed, like, five other things"
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"- that are total deal breakers. - I was kidding. (Giggles)"
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"Look, we did tell a fib,"
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"and-and Spencer did say some stuff,"
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"but that stuff's all fixable, and that fib that we told"
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"got you guys to finally realize"
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"that this is the right house for you."
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"You're not gonna find another place like this one."
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"- This house is special. - It is."
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"He wants you to move in with him. He cares about you."
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"Hmm. Spencer never said it to me quite that way."
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"He talked a lot about me falling down stairs,"
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"- I've been both. - Oh, fine."
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"I'll move in with you, Spencey."
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"Sell the damn house."
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"Well, I'll let you take it from here, Julia."
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"So, do you guys want to buy a house?"
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"- We're gonna need 50,000 off. - And then another 50,000 off."
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"- No. - You got a deal."
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"They don't even know about the sinking."
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"All right! (Sighs) I'm exhausted."
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"I'm starving. Who's hungry?"
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"- Anyone want a Fruit Roll-Up? - (Tina gags)"
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"- Jerky? - We got to go. We got to go!"
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"LINDA: ♪ Mommies are the best ♪"
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