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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Mo Mommy Mo Problems (S08E08)

"(vocalizing)"
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"♪ Mommies are the best, mommies are the best ♪"
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"- LINDA: ♪ My mom ♪ - ETHEL: ♪ His mom ♪"
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"Here she comes. It's go time."
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"Happy Mother's Day!"
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"- Aw. - We made you a card."
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"It has a picture of you giving birth to all of us,"
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"Ooh. It's so graphic, but I love it."
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"and bought bacon and eggs and berries,"
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"and I was gonna make a special Mother's Day breakfast."
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"But I didn't get started yet 'cause I went to the bathroom,"
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"Aw, that's really sweet, but I've actually got"
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"Today, all of you have to say yes to me, no matter what,"
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"because on this Mother's Day, I am all-powerful,"
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"I am mom-nipotent!"
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"That's hot. I like a mom who takes control."
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"What if you snap and ask us to murder somebody?"
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"You'd have to do it, 'cause it's Mother's Day."
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"- LOUISE: Hmm. - Okay, Your Momnipotency,"
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"uh, what do you want to do today?"
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"Well, Ginger was telling me about the open houses"
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"on Kingshead Island."
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"Not only do you get to walk through"
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"beautiful homes for sale,"
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"apparently, the realtors put out amazing finger food."
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"- Go on. - It's all free."
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"We'll act rich, we'll take the tours, and we'll eat our way"
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"- around Kingshead Island. - (sighs) I-I don't know."
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"And you have to say yes 'cause it's Mother's Day,"
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"and I'm mom-nipotent."
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"to eat free food that isn't for us?"
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"Don't worry, these richy riches can afford to feed us."
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"Oh, but before we leave, all of you have to bathe,"
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"'cause you all look a little gross."
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"But I love you. Happy Mother's Day!"
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"(seagulls chirping)"
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"So, uh, none of you wanted to dress up"
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"- I changed my walk. Look. - Damn."
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"- Watch my walk. - Oh, he looks so tired."
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"- Hmm. Kind of hard to open, huh? - Lot of plastic wrap."
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"Are you going to Kingshead Island?"
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"- Do you live on Kingshead? - Oh, God, no. We're poor."
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"Wait, if y-you're poor, why are you going to open houses?"
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"Oh, 'cause my wife is forcing us"
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"- Oh, so you mean lie. - No, we're-we're just gonna"
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"Yeah, lie, lie."
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"LINDA: Okay, remember:"
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"Oh, my God, look at that spread!"
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"- Lin. - Okay, you're right."
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"Oh, they're real."
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"Wow, they have a downstairs that's not a restaurant."
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"Tina, get in character."
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"So, now we've seen the guest house."
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"Where's the main house? Oh. (Chuckles)"
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"(laughs): Oh, why, it's so cute."
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"I think we should buy it as a vacation home for my ferrets."
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"Oh, okay, kids, go upstairs, and, uh,"
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"you pick out your rooms."
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"- I call dibs on the biggest one! - Hell no! I'm the oldest!"
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"- LOUISE: Oh! - (panting)"
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"LOUISE: My room has its own bathroom!"
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"- A half bath? - You disgust me!"
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"You know what's weird? I think you might be"
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"All the rich ladies are wearing yoga pants."
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"Well, at least I'm doing a great job"
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"(moans)"
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"It's shrimp, Bob."
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"- That's my wife. She's... - Oh, ooh, one more."
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"- One more. (Exhales) - She's eating shrimp."
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"- That guy? - No, that's nine o'clock."
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"Uh, kids, go pick out your rooms."
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"Cute kids. Happy Mother's Day."
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"I'm Julia. This is my listing. Chocolate covered strawberry?"
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"Okay, I might have one. Or four. (Laughs)"
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"- Come on. - (laughs)"
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"They just come to snoop around and eat the free food."
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"- Can you believe that? - What?!"
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"Ooh, clogs! Let me guess. Are you a chef?"
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"Do you have a restaurant?"
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"Uh, it's, uh, a little, out of the way bistro"
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"Can I say something that might seem a little out of bounds?"
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"Uh, sure."
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"I don't know if you belong here."
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"I think you're too interesting for this house."
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"(laughs): Yeah."
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"I just got a new listing. It could be a good fit for you."
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"I can get you into a private showing right now."
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"- Lots of character. - Character."
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"I should tell you, it does have some "old house" issues."
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"- Old house issues. - Oh, my God."
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"Lin, uh, quick talk, please, uh, right now."
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"from an open house, Lin. Plus, I don't think"
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"- (sighs) Yes. - All right!"
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"Let's go buy Mama a new house!"
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"Thanks for the ride. We don't have our car."
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"We took the boat here."
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"Oh, you don't live on Kingshead?"
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"from our island... Uh, we have a little island."
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"- It's nothing. - Wow. Here we are."
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"Okay, let me just clear some stuff out of the backseat."
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"(grunting) Just this... oh, God!"
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"- (shouts) - Oh, you're a mom."
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"Thanks. Yeah, I'm only 12 weeks"
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"into being a mom, but I'm loving it."
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"I'm also not sleeping, my boobs hurt,"
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"- and I'm up to my neck in poop. - Been there."
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"So, uh, how long you been selling houses for?"
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"We got pregnant, and I decided it was time for a career change."
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"for the open houses, it'll be worth it."
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"Ooh, gas station. Do you mind, real quick?"
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"I've been running on empty."
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"Be right back."
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"We need to leave, now."
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"- And with Gene on my lap. - You love it."
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"LOUISE: I've got Dad on my lap."
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"This is awful. She's so sweet and normal"
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"and a new mom, and it's Mother's Day."
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"- Yeah, yeah. Let's do that. - Okay, I put in three bucks."
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"That should get us there."
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"Uh, hey, Julia, so something, uh..."
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