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Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - Riley Wuz Here (S01E01)

"You see how roughing out the letters first"
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"helped us make sure everything fit?"
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"Yeah."
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"Now niggas will definitely know I was here."
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"But as an artist, you must ask yourself,"
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""Why should they care that I was here?""
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"Well, that's all the time we have for today."
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"Hm."
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"Who are you?"
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"Hey, come back here!"
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"It says, "Riley was here. ""
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"Well, maybe it was another Riley."
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"You dropped these pictures."
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"you have paint all over your hands."
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"Riley, graffiti is a serious crime."
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"Now, as the assistant district attorney,"
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"I'd have to arrest you and send you to jail."
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"and you was cryin' 'cause you thought they were gonna rape..."
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"Well, I don't exactly remember it happening like that."
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"Yeah, it did."
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"they was fittin' to wear that ass out."
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"Okay! So we're all agreed that none of us want to go to jail."
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"Yes, salads! For dinner."
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"and they're not delicious... at all."
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"Uh, is the cop here for me or Riley?"
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"Your brother got caught spraying graffiti on..."
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"Wait. Why would he be here for you?"
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"Fine!"
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"But a white man told me to do it."
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"White."
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"I just assumed he was in charge."
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"Why?"
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"'Cause he was white."
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"And just what did this white man look like?"
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"He had a..."
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"Who do I look like, Snitchy McRat?"
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"If you gonna take me to jail, then take me to jail."
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"Tell the Robinsons I'll pay for all the damages."
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"I'm very sorry."
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"A..."
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"Come here!"
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"Get your little butt over here!"
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"can elicit strong emotional reactions."
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"do more than hurt us emotionally?"
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"Is it possible to see something so bad"
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"In other words,"
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"can too much black television kill you?"
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"You keep it up..."
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"The idea that too much"
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"black television can kill you"
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"I should know. I'm an expert."
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"Actually, in 1999,"
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"The exact cause of death was never determined."
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"UPN admitted no wrongdoing."
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"I decided I would watch nothing"
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"but black people on TV for two weeks"
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"I started by getting a full physical at the health office."
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"And your overall level of health is excellent."
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"featuring a majority of African American performers,"
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"Okay. Niggerize me."
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"when he made it legal to teach niggers to read and write."
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"Oh, what? What? What?"
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"You call that art? Huh?"
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"Ain't no nigger ever been good at drawin'."
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"If Michelangelo had been black,"
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"Jesus would look like George Jefferson."
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"I'll pick you up in an hour."
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"Granddad, I'm sorry."
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"I don't want art lessons."
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"I won't draw again, ever."
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"I know you won't."
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"It's you."
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"It sure is super to see you again."
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"Let's get started."
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"Oh, and of course, some joyful, little trees right there."
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"I thought it was your house."
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"It was my mistake."
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"And we are gonna have so much fun."
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"Well, Riley, I certainly don't want to keep you here"
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"if you don't want to."
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"Then you can go."
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"I just gotta draw one thing?"
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"Heh-heh. Have fun."
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"What?"
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"Oh, nothing. You're free to go."
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"Nothing. Nothing at all."
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"I'll call your granddad and tell him you're walking home."
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"I wasn't really trying. I could do better if I wanted."
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"Oh, I'm sure."
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"Hey!"
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"You ain't have to ball it up and throw it in the trash!"
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"Your mama should've raised you better."
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"I wasn't even really trying."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Wait a minute. I forgot why I came in here."
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"That's odd."
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"What are you doing on the computer?"
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"I'm looking up art."
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"Yes, but you didn't draw this."
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"Yes, I did!"
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"Uh, yeah? Then who drew it?"
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"I did. You got this off my website."
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"Well, then, just do it real quick like before."
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"Oh, I get it. Is that how you get your kicks?"
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"You get little kids to draw stuff"
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"You sick."
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"Finished?"
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"Damn, stop sweatin' me."
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"I mean, can I draw?"
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"Can I put the damn lines on the pages, please? Please?"
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"I'm sorry for interrupting."
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"I think it's time to move to a bigger canvas."
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"Yeah."
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"So you mean you really gonna go out with me while I tag a house?"
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"I sometimes like to paint murals."
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"So do you know what you want to paint?"
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"I wanna paint Scarface shootin' at, like,"
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"15 Colombian drug lords"
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"with bitches."
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"You should take people by surprise"
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