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Clips from The Good Place - Somewhere Else (S02E02)

"What do you even get out of it?"
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"A feeling of fulfillment in your soul."
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"That's the grossest sentence"
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"I've ever heard, okay?"
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"I quit. Eat my farts, Benedict Cumberbatch."
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"Oof! I still think he's kinda hot."
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"I guess. In like a sick Victorian boy kind of way."
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"So tell me about the new business."
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"So it's a Ponzi scheme within a Ponzi scheme?"
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"- That sounds kinda dicey. - Oh, it's super dicey."
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"I can't be convicted of any crime."
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"Which one's my desk?"
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"You realize what the problem is, right?"
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"because he didn't let me stick my head out the moon roof."
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"Yeah!"
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"- Mwah! - What? That's lame."
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"- Boo! - Happy birthday!"
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"I always say that, but it actually is my birthday."
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"- Hmm. - Last year on my birthday,"
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"and then I did a bunch of stuff"
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"that was good, but weird."
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"and Jerry O'Connell start a successful shampoo company"
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"jumping around Australia."
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"That is the plot of the movie "Kangaroo Jack.""
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"- Why did I tell you that? - It's unclear."
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"You know the thing is, the problem really,"
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"with being a do-gooder?"
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"- What's that? - No one cares."
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"I mean, some people care a little bit."
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"they care, but I was a good person"
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"but not as good as I thought it would."
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"And what did I get for it?"
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"Ah, see, now you're talking about moral desert."
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"Moral desert is the concept"
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"that if you act with virtue,"
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"you deserve a reward."
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"Right. If I'm not gonna get rewarded somehow,"
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"- Sash. - Sure."
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"Then why should I do good things?"
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"You know, I had a friend that said"
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"whenever she was doing something bad,"
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"she'd hear this... this little voice in her head,"
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"distant little voice, saying, "Oh, come on now."
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"these four humans got better"
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"after they died."
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"Over and over again, I watched as they became"
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"thoughtful and generous and caring."
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"Look at my arm, y'all."
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"Then I heard this little voice in my head"
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"we went through the Portal, The Judge ruled against us,"
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"Now the thing I said right after we kissed"
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"Oh, no, that's the thing about Medium Places..."
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"it has to be tailored to what's medium for the individuals."
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"Second, I still believe that the only reason"
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"if they'd just gotten a..."
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"in the right direction."
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"- It's a little crazy... - A little bit crazy?"
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"And it's clearly the best way to see if bad people"
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"But there have to be strict rules."
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"Excuse me? Why am I like this?"
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"- Gross. - Guys, listen."
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"You know that old warehouse that burned down last month"
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"and, like, four people died?"
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"and from now on, I'm gonna try"
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"Maced me. Right in the eyes."
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"What? Come on. I had to try."
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"Good timing on your part."
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"You should, too."
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"Nope. You're right. I didn't."
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"Thanks."
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"And I'm really sorry."
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"- for you to admit that... - Mm-hmm."
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"She wasn't in the car when I hit it!"
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"for the organization. I really think..."
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"I almost died,"
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"Sounds like you had a pretty crazy year."
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"for six months."
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"That's like five years, and it felt okay,"
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"Wait, I am? What?"
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"You know this is wrong.""
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"when she tried."
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"if there is no guaranteed reward we can count on,"
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"now or in the afterlife?"
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"Yeah, no thanks."
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"St. John's University, please."
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"Spill the tea, sweetheart."
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"I'm also not just a Janet anymore."
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"And then when she started doing good things,"
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"I may have a different definition of reasonable..."
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"on the practical applications of ethical theory."
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"We died, Michael tortured us,"
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"and I reserve the right to change my mind"
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"We all have a voice in our head."
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"From the long, nerdy video"
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"Uh, what's happening? I'm scared."
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"Damn it."
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"Drinks are on me."
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"at flamingos."
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"is what do we owe to each other?"
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"I'm only giving that guy three stars"
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"like a tiara or one of those diagonal award belts..."
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"And me, I assume, also. Forever."
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"Yeah, sure, fine, whatever, you quit, who cares?"
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"Anyway, I took a deep breath,"
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"- okay, let's do it. - Yes!"
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"Dude, my boyfriend just texted."
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"No, I know."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Both those options suck."
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"It was an honest reaction. I stand by it."
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"G'day. Where you headed?"
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"but because of my accidental experiment,"
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"please explain to me what the f..."
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"She's joining the team."
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"literally starting right now!"
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"and I'm in the middle of a lawsuit,"
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"about the little voice that tells you to be good?"
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"is wrong."
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"Steamed vegetable medley"
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"This chick is claiming she has whiplash."
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