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Clips from South Park - Royal Pudding (S15E15)

"* To our little play *"
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"* I am a tooth *"
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"* I am a toothbrush *"
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"* He's mean and he hurts *"
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"His name is Tooth Decay."
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"He's not here."
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"Is this some kind of joke?"
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"for the royal wedding."
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"The Winnipeg Drummers playing the March of a Thousand Farts,"
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"as is traditional for the Canadian Royal Family."
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"I believe... yes, I believe one of the sisters"
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"just queefed just now."
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"And there he is, the prince of Canada."
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"Inside the abbey now, everyone waiting"
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"with anticipation."
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"I believe she just queefed."
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"Cap'n Crunch as the prince passes by,"
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"next to the large vat of butterscotch pudding."
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"The aboot-to-be princess of Canada."
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"Isn't she ravishing?"
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"What a glorious day for our country and, indeed, the world."
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"The prince and the princess look on in horror."
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"This is not tradition at all."
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"Bright beam of light"
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"This is certainly breaking with tradition now."
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"The little mushroom people of Nova Scotia"
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"screaming with horror."
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"The duke and duchess of Calgary"
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"and therefore... - and the pudding has just been knocked over!"
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"The royal pudding now spilling all over the abbey"
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"and, therefore, the rest of the world."
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"* My bristles are long *"
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"All right, all right, Tooth Decay!"
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"The rest of us will rehearse the finale again."
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"And you better come back tomorrow"
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"All of Canada is in mourning"
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"The princess is gone!"
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"Aah!"
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"The princess is gone!"
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"led by the Canadian band Rush."
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"* Like a flower breaking wind *"
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"to go home and "open their box of faith.""
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"As you know, the very heart of Canada"
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"then this is a call to arms."
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"Ike, where are you going?"
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"and save the princess."
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"Whereas salagadoola mechika boola equals X"
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"put 'em together, and what have you got?"
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"Kyle Broflovski!"
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"What am I supposed to do, Kyle?"
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"Well, couldn't you, you know,"
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"just get rid of the part of Tooth Decay?"
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"Hey. Hey, there!"
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"You going to Canada too?"
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"Opened your box of faith, did you? Me too."
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"Mind if I sit down?"
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"people were terrified by my disfigurement."
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"I have to wear this bag on my head"
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"because I'm hideously ugly."
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"Had to move here to the United States."
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"Here, people don't think I look ugly."
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"* I am a tooth *"
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"* My bristles are long *"
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"* And his name's Tooth Decay *"
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"* I am Tooth Decay *"
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"* Your teeth shall be mine *"
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"I'm just doing the lines."
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"You call rolling your fat ass out on the stage"
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"like a turtle taking a shit..."
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"you call that trying?"
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"Get it fuckin' right!"
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"You have answered the call,"
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"and now we must face our greatest foe."
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"and we believe this to be the work of... the giant!"
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"We are attempting to attract the giant now"
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"we will attack him with our guns,"
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"Fee fi fo fum!"
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"I'll take care of all of you!"
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"And then you got radiation poisoning in Ottawa,"
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"No! You all kept calling me a dick,"
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"and now I'm a giant dick."
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"Because you're a giant dick?"
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"You know that I would never harm the royal family!"
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"Aw, crap."
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"Sorry, everyone, looks like we had some bad intel."
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"Return to your homes."
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"I guess we did all we could. Come on."
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"What is wrong with you people?"
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"It is perfectly obvious who took the princess."
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"I might be a giant,"
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"but there's one threat to Canada bigger than me!"
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"There, you see that?"
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"Just look at them."
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"Well, I'm not! Think aboot it!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"That was the worst rehearsal we have ever had."
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"That's because Tooth Decay sucks."
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"He says that the taking of the princess was foretold."
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"He says Eskimos do hate us Canadians,"
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"He said the evil that took her"
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"wasn't Canadian at all but a beast"
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"mkay, never giving two shits"
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"about the plaque that's building on your teeth."
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"for the past six years."
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"And so I want you to know, Kyle,"
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"once and for all,"
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"Mkay?"
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"took him in the blink of an eye!"
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"You've been told to brush and to floss,"
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"I'm telling you, you're making a mistake, kid!"
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"Aw, leave the kid alone, Scott."
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"Don't worry."
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"I paid one to give me a blow job once."
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"for 45 seconds, then asked me to pay her."
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"Oh, so now I'm a dick?"
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"Aah!"
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"It's the princess!"
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"* Your teeth are your friends *"
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"* Take care of your friends *"
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