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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Initiative (S04E04)

"I'm Professor Walsh. "The Evil Bitch Monster of Death.""
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"Professor? You with me?"
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"No. I'm with this large pile of ungraded papers, due at three o'clock."
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"How are you gonna learn anything if you keep doing schoolwork?"
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"Check her out. Is she hot or is she hot?"
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"Buffy? I like that."
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"That girl's so hot, she's buffy."
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"- It's her name, Forrest. - You've established first contact?"
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"- Excellent! What do you think of her? - I never really thought about it."
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"- Peculiar. - Peculiar?"
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"Yeah."
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"Didn't she go with Parker Abrams for about 30 seconds?"
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"Yeah, there's a sign of good taste!"
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"OK, but you've got to admit, she's a major-league hottie."
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"Well, I'm not denying she's easy on the eyes. I'm just saying..."
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"Would you really wanna go out with her?"
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"Hell, yes. I bet a lot of guys would like to get their hands on her."
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"The Slayer."
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"Gonna kill you."
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"Not so tough."
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"Kill Slayer."
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"I believe the men that we're after look something like..."
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"The latest in fall fascism. I like it. A bit full in the hips for my taste."
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"Not too much, I'm afraid. Once again I'd say you and I will not be needed to help Buffy."
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"How about this? We whip out the Ouija board, light a few candles,"
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"- Wee bit unethical. - Hello, people."
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"Hey."
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"- It's my late-night storm-trooper pal. - Just for reference."
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"Your man, actually. You are patrolling tonight?"
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"Hopefully a "no fighting, no biting" kinda deal."
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"- How's Will dealin'... - With the black hole of despair since Oz left?"
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"It's hard, ergo party."
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"I need to go find something slutty to wear tonight."
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"Don't drink it. It's drugged."
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"- And who are you, mate? - I'm a rat."
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"- How are they gonna do that? - Well, they starve you."
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"The government? Nazis? A major cosmetics company?"
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"and the next thing I'm here."
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"The Slayer!"
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"I knew it! I knew it!"
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"I always worried what would happen when that bitch got funding."
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"She's wised up a bit. Fine!"
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"That's all for today. Read chapters eight to eleven for tomorrow."
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"Riley!"
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"Osbourne. Daniel Osbourne. Oz."
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"He's not in this class any more. I hear he dropped out."
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"He left temporarily to work out a few things."
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"I know that sounds lame in its vagueness, but, I assure you, Oz will be back."
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"An educated guess. You know the rules, you know I hate exceptions,"
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"and yet somehow you feel your exception is exceptional."
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"- But... - It is. To you."
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"But since I'm neither a freshman nor a narcissist, I have to consider the whole class."
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"If your friend can't respect my schedule, I think it's best he not come back."
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"You know, for someone who teaches human behaviour, you might try showing some."
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"It's not my job to coddle my students."
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"- I like her. - Really?"
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"Here we go. Gear for tonight. If commando squads are out there, fully loaded,"
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"these babies might give us the edge we'll need."
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"It's a very impressive array. Where did it all come from?"
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"Requisitioned it. Back when I was Military Guy."
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"Are you kidding? I put the semper in semper fi."
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"or pass weapons drill for the mobile infantry..."
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"Fear not. Hand-to-hand, I'm still the man. Whoever these guys trained with,"
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"- I'm sure they're not ready to deal with... - Xander!"
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"Yes, Mom?"
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"I made a nice fruit punch for you and your friend. Would you boys like some?"
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"Is it raspberry fruit punch?"
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"So she says "You teach human behaviour. Maybe you oughta show some.""
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"Come on. Like you never wanted to tell the professor off. Hey, Parker!"
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"Forrest. What's up, man?"
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"What's the scoop on Buffy Summers? Is she cool?"
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"- How's that? - Well, you know, clingy."
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"Fully physical, and then she's all over me, you know, like we're betrothed or something."
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"No, but fun was had, yeah?"
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"Oh, yeah. The word is stamina."
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"- He won't. He's too embarrassed. - I hit him."
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"Please! You've heard me say much grosser things."
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"Well, I guess I like her."
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"You're kinda like a moron."
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"- Everybody knows, man. - "She's peculiar"?"
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"Dead giveaway, buddy."
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"- I'm always the last to know. - So what you gonna do?"
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"Sorry, can't stay. Got to go see a girl."
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"- Get the serum! - Let me out!"
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"- Bit busy right now. - I know where the exit is."
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"You spring me, you're free. You don't, you're dead."
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"I was thinking of asking out Buffy."
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"See, I don't know that much about Buffy, but I'm interested in what she likes and, so far,"
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"What do you want me to do?"
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"Just something that'll start us talking."
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"OK. Say that I help and you start a conversation. It goes great."
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"You spend time together, feelings grow deeper."
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"Until one of you leaves and rips the still-beating heart from the other,"
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"I figured it was."
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"I just feel that... well, I've never courted anyone like Buffy before."
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"Why should I trust you?"
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"All right."
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"I guess I'm not gonna win here."
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"I appreciate you wanting to protect your friend."
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"She likes cheese."
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"Well, I'm not saying it's the key to her heart, but Buffy likes cheese."
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"That's a start."
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"You're going? That's my house. I live there."
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"Well, it'll give you a chance to interact, but don't get fresh."
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"Fresh? Don't even know if we like each other yet."
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"Does she ever talk about me? Like, has she ever said any..."
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"- Sorry. - That's discouraging."
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"Still, I feel like I have a fighting chance, with my new accomplice."
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"- I'm not your accomplice. - No, of course not."
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"- I'm not. - You're not."
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"- We're clear? - We're clear."
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"- Spike, is that really you? - It's me, baby."
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"You dumped me and staked me and hurt me and left me..."
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"- I missed you. - Really?"
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"Just don't ever do that to me again."
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"Never, my little foam latte. Your blondie bear is here to stay."
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"Well, where have you been? No, wait. Don't tell me. I'm just glad you're back."
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"Spiky, let's leave the Slayer alone."
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"Every man faces this moment. Here. Now."
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"Watching, waiting for an unseen enemy that has no face."
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