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Clips from The Simpsons - The Town (S28E28)

"Oh, yeah, we got a whole surgical center"
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"for injuries from falling off icy roofs and gutters."
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"BOTH: Ooh."
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"While the doctors pull tiny Bruins helmets out of your skin,"
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"Lisa and I are going to explore The Hub on our own."
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"Remember, this is a hate-cation."
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"You better go someplace bad."
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"Isn't Mayor Quimby from somewhere around here?"
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"(ALL MUTTERING WITH THICK ACCENTS)"
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"People are so fit here."
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"Everyone looks like they're in a financial services ad."
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"But not stupid progressive."
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"- (LOW BUZZING) - What's that buzzing noise?"
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"They've got every recognized species of nerd!"
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"A jester-hatted ferret preener!"
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"A Wild West-afarian!"
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"Oculus rifters!"
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"Yo-yo guys. Yo-yo girls!"
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"So much education."
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"If they did a Real Housewives here, it would be a total snooze."
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"HOMER: What the crap is this BS?"
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"What? I thought you'd want to try candlepin bowling."
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"Hey, McCarthy, nice half-Worcester."
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"Get bent, McDonald."
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"A lot of wood to work with out there."
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"(SPUTTERS) Boston."
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"They even found a way to mess up bowling."
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"Just try it."
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"Eh, all right."
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"None of the usual pain in my knees, back,"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(GROANS) One pin standing."
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"Whoa there, pal."
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"Hold on, wait."
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"Wait. Hold on."
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"Wait."
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"Hmm? Hmm."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(GASPS) Three balls."
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"I see it all so clearly now."
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"What, Dad? What is it?"
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"This regional bowling with its one extra roll"
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"has knocked my misguided hate into the gutter."
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"Mwah!"
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"I like Boston!"
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"Dad, you and me are real father-son Southies, now."
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"Just like Ben and Casey Affleck."
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"Son, show me everything this town has to offer."
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"("THE MAN IN ME" BY BOB DYLAN PLAYING)"
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"♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪"
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"♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪"
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"♪ La la la la la ♪"
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"♪ La la la la la la la ♪"
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"♪ La la la la ♪"
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"♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪"
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"(GULPS)"
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"You know, for a cake,"
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"this Boston cream pie isn't so bad."
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"Homer,"
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"I never dared dream about living somewhere"
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"and everyone's outdoorsy"
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"but still pallid."
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"If it weren't crazy,"
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"I'd say we should be raising our kids here."
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"But no. No, no. That's crazy!"
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"Is it?"
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"(GASPS) But I never thought you, of all people..."
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"Honey, this could be the chance we never thought we'd get."
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"The chance to knock down all of life's pins."
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"I am. Fate is offering us a third ball."
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"Do you mean it? Are we going to move to Boston?"
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"I knew I didn't pay this month's mortgage for a reason."
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"(BOTH SIGH)"
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"(KISSES)"
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"I sort of thought I'd go straight to running numbers"
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"Our school is in the heart of what they once called"
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"The Combat Zone."
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"The Combat Zone! Yes!"
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"Combat rules!"
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"BART: Charter what?"
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"Here's my classroom."
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"The teacher is Doris Kearns Goodwin."
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"Today, we explore Lincoln's 1861 suspension of habeas corpus,"
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"(GASPS EXCITEDLY)"
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"Huh, now to get sent to detention."
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"That's where I'll meet my future bank-robbing crew."
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"Bart, we have a place for kids like you."
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"Bring it on."
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"(CHOIR HUMMING "I'M SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON")"
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"BART: Kids singing?"
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"(HUMMING CONTINUES)"
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"♪ I'm shipping up to Boston ♪"
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"♪ Whoa! ♪"
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"These are the bad kids?"
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"There's not a Wahlberg in the bunch."
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"I've never felt more like I fit in."
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"People think Boston's all Southies and hooligans."
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"doctors, innovators, philanthropists."
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"It's like living in a giant classroom."
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"And every day is a new test."
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"(GROANING)"
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"(THUNDER CLAPS)"
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"Oh, Pauly,"
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"if you could have known that Boston was gonna turn out so wussy,"
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"you never would have warned anybody."
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"Listen, my brother, and you shall see, this is a town not for you, but for me."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Hey, but what about Grampa?"
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"Great point."
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"Nobody tell him where we went."
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"Bart, you haven't touched your clambake."
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"What's wrong?"
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"This place is all P.C. brainiacs and Subaru owners"
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"wearing fleece vests."
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"It's nothing at all like The Departed."
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"But someday you'll understand that providing our family"
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"with a better life..."
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"Something I've never been able to do."
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"...is the most important thing in the world."
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