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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Sister City (S02E02)

"Well, it was tough going, but it was lively."
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"That's one perspective."
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"In Boraqua, the government moves like a hot knife through butter."
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"these fat faces turning all red?"
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"Are you kidding me? We're like kings!"
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"In a true Democracy, we believe that the input of our citizens"
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"Hey! These pretzels suck!"
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"Really? Nothing gets done?"
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"Or American Idol. Or the moon!"
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"We just think that you are weak and your city is disgusting."
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"I think you're rude. And I think you've been rude since you came here."
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"And I think that your medals are stupid and your uniform is lame,"
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"Hey! Do not disrespect Chavez."
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"That's twice. I don't like Chavez."
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"No, I don't, Raul. Look, if you don't like it here, then go, okay, Raul?"
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"Those are our pens. Right."
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"We didn't."
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"Look, those guys were rude, arrogant, narrow-minded, class-A jerks."
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"Now, I may have lost my cool, but they deserved it."
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"Okay. I'll call the mayor and cancel the photo-op."
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"No! Don't do that! Okay."
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"Then call the Venezuelans and apologize."
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"No, they were rude, arrogant, narrow-minded, class-A jerks!"
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"Okay. Then I'll call the mayor and cancel the photo-op."
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"Yesterday I was tough and direct"
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"Coffee? Brandy?"
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"I'd love some coffee."
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"Gummi Bears? Sure."
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"Granola bars? I'll take those."
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"Well, Raul, gentlemen, thank you for coming."
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"Well, I would just like to first say,"
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"I am so sorry for blowing up yesterday."
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"Our colleagues from Caracas are visiting their sister city of Miami."
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"Yeah. They've been partying with Dwyane Wade."
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"They sent us all these photos and QuickTime files."
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"There's so much soul and life everywhere!"
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"You notice that and they're a little older, Clean and shiny..."
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"But Pawnee is really good as well."
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"Yes. In any case, I made a few phone calls,"
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"and the government of Venezuela has authorized"
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"And I think we're good here. No?"
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"Okay. Okay, gracias."
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"Good meeting."
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"It's from a foreign government,"
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"I don't really trust these guys."
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"Or, you could build a park with that money."
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"Let's look at the pros and cons."
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"Pro, yes it does."
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"Fine. Fine. We'll keep the money. Okay?"
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"Everybody happy? Jerry, are you happy?"
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"Ah! Leslie! Hello."
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"Raul. The mayor will be with us in just a few minutes."
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"Okay, sure."
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"Ah, yes, I do."
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"How generous!"
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"Viva Venezuela!"
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"Thank you, Venezuela!"
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"We just gave you $35,000. That's worth one "viva.""
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"Viva Chavez."
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"Yes! Viva Chavez!"
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"Yeah."
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"They are very happy. They say Hugo Chavez will love this video"
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"Yeah."
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"The Committee to Humiliate and Shame America?"
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"Yes. It is Hugo Chavez's passion project. And we just had an idea."
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"You know, you call it Hugo Chavez Park."
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"And you can have a nice, big fountain of his head,"
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"so that when the water is coming out"
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"he is spitting at you all the time."
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"You should write this down."
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"Viva America! Viva Pawnee! Viva Mayor Walter Gunderson!"
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"You are no longer our sister."
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"I am gonna build that park myself, and it is gonna be awesome."
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"And it's not gonna have a fountain"
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"shaped like Hugo Chavez's head"
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"Hey, guys. I'm at Jhonny's place in Venezuela."
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"It's okay, I guess."
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"He has like five million rooms."
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"Holy cow!"
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"There's a lot of guys with guns here."
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"It's better than my mom's house, I guess."
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"Oh, and Donna's here."
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"These men are not used to the wealth"
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"and flash that we have here in central Indiana."
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"Pull your thing up. Everyone, just be... Good. Jerry, hit it."
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"Hello, most excellent representatives of the great Parks Department"
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"Raul Alejandro Bastilla Pedro de Veloso de Maldonado."
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"It's a different culture, okay? Just be a good host. Do this for me?"
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"Yes. We will get our pathetic servant boy"
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"Do you have some kind of book with photos of the women available to us?"
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"If not, I will also take the sexy black one."
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"I am not surprised at all. I've been to South America."
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"For your troubles."
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"Okay."
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"in the 1992 Socialist revolution."
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"This gun truly symbolizes the blossoming peace between our two nations."
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"really, from the bottom of our hearts, truly depressing."
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"Really, really sad stuff."
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"I'm a city planner."
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"I mean, they're huge, little porkers."
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"I'm trying to turn a giant dirt pit into a community park."
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"You've never had a budget shortage?"
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"Venezuela is blessed with massive oil reserves."
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"Massive, I mean, tremendous, like, you would not believe."
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"The state sells the oil, and keeps all the money,"
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"Well, the motel we're putting you up in is really nice."
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"I have four satellite dishes on my estate."
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"We get 14,000 channels. Fourteen thousand."
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"We build tunnels through them."
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"Great. Well, we don't have Lady Gaga."
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"Let's go to a town hall meeting."
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"I find it incredibly demeaning. But guess what?"
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"You overcook chicken, also jail."
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"What did you think of the open forum?"
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"This meeting of ugly people yelling? It is like torture."
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"Tell that to the Golden Gate Bridge."
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"I just told you not to disrespect him. Good, I just did."
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"We don't even need them. Great, then don't take them."
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"They started it."
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"Yes! But I don't want to!"
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