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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Sister City (S02E02)

"Today we are welcoming a delegation"
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"Our photo-op with the mayor is tomorrow at 3:00 p.m."
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"Also, remember, everyone, Venezuela is a poor country."
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"But things have changed."
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"Our guests are gonna stay in a motel, for sure."
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"Oh, my God. Here they are. Okay, everybody, clean up."
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"and let me tell you something."
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"That was one of the most difficult phone calls I've ever had to make."
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"and Chairwoman of the Departmental Ad-Hoc"
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"These are my colleagues, Antonio Rivera-Fonseca, Minister of Small Fountains."
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"We are quite tired from our trip."
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"Fine."
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"Excellent. I like to party."
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"Well, my job is to see to your every need."
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"I will take the large black one."
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"I did very well there."
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"Chickens."
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"In our country, government officials drink only bottled water."
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"A key aspect to diplomacy is gift-giving."
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"Kernston's Rubber Nipples, tastes like the real thing."
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"We thank you for the container of sap, and the bag of garbage."
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"We're also sister cities with Kaesong, North Korea."
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"That's fine, it's my job. I'm a diplomat."
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"She's the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world."
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"On the drive in, I saw a tattoo parlor, next to a school"
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"You know what? I've changed my mind,"
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"The banana you wanted, senor."
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"I would like to see where the children are fed the sweeteners."
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"A restaurant?"
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"than any other children in the world."
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"No."
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"Wow, well. Now, I do not understand."
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"Venezuela, Venezuela, my country,"
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"how we thought they would be."
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"You said they might not know what toilet paper is."
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"I'm calling an audible. We can't be humble anymore."
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"and we're gonna blow their socks off."
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"Fine, we'll go further. We'll take them to Chicago"
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"No, wait, the money's different there."
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"You can watch TBS. Do you have TBS in Venezuela?"
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"I have everything in Venezuela."
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"Wow. I'm coming over to your house then."
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"I see what you're getting at, but no, thank you."
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"Here we are! Take it in, boys."
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"The one you want to turn into a park?"
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"And it's one of our best-loved parks."
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"The parks in Boraqua are far superior."
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"Lady Gaga played there last week."
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"Well, the location rotates. Sometimes we have them on the volleyball courts."
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"They're so much more sanitary than paper towels!"
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"And I'm going to sue you for that."
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"You're stealing? Right to jail."
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"glasses, you right to jail."
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"You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up?"
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"Not as this here, listening to people yelling,"
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"We walk down the street and they treat us like rock stars."
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"We answer to nobody."
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"is extremely valuable."
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"Thank you. See?"
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"No wonder nothing ever gets done in this country."
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"Oh, wait, you can't, 'cause you've never been there."
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"and you guys want to marry Hugo Chavez!"
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"Stupid Chavez."
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"Yes, you do. And do not disrespect him."
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"Great. Good. Shut up."
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"No!"
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"Do you see the problem here?"
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"and today I have to be charming."
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"Basically... Thank you!"
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"Some nuts? I'll have some nuts."
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"Nothing? Sure?"
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"It was completely uncalled for."
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"Well, we are sorry as well. We were very tired from our long journey."
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"Also, we were a bit jealous."
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"And the cars! People really take care of their cars there."
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"a special gift for you."
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"$35,000?"
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"No, no, we can't take this."
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"Yes, yes, yes. Please. We will see you later today at the photo-opportunity."
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"I'm gonna return the money. Are you crazy?"
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"You could buy a low-end Lexus with that money."
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"Pro, we could fill in the pit and build a park."
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"Con, we might be filling it in with dirty money."
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"Con, not quite sure why that's a pro."
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"Pro, we can fill in the pit."
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"What did I do? Meeting adjourned, Jerry!"
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"Okay. Look, I know they've given you a hard time."
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"If you don't mind, we would like to take"
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"a video of you to show our superiors."
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"Okay, you're gonna show it to the camera"
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"and say how much it is and what it is for."
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"Viva Chavez!"
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""Viva Chavez!" Say it!"
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"What is he saying?"
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"because it is another success for their committee."
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"Committee?"
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"They're a Committee to Humiliate and Shame America."
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"It will be a good video."
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"Why don't you call the park after Chavez?"
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"You have offended us."
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"You have offended the government of Boraqua."
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"But diplomacy isn't just sucking up and being a pushover."
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"spitting water all over everyone."
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"Unless that's what the people want. And that, sir, is democracy."
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"And this is only his guesthouse."
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"So, tell Leslie I don't know when I'm gonna be back."
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"Hey, guys! Ola!"
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"from the Parks Department of our sister city,"
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"Boraqua, Venezuela."
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"So, I'm gonna need your suggestions about my wardrobe ASAP."
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"I told you, gold sequin sweatpants."
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"Our only job over the next two days"
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"is to make these men feel at home."
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"Yes, I am a little nervous."
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"Pawnee has kind of a tricky history"
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"with welcoming foreign visitors."
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"Oh, God! What if they don't speak English?"
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"My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful."
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"This is my baby. I've put this whole trip together,"
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"It's not been easy, you know?"
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