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Clips from The Simpsons - Havana Wild Weekend (S28E28)

"I hope I see you again, Abelito."
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"You will. I never go anyplace new."
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"So, you just sign the papers and she's committed, huh?"
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"That's right. (CHUCKLES)"
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"That'll zap the sass out of her."
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"Yes. Yes!"
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"The future of Angola is the future of Cuba!"
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"(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ON TV)"
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"Are you ready for the surprise of your life?"
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"the most hijacked plane in history."
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"All you had to say was your kid wanted a pair of wings,"
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"and you were in the cockpit."
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"I remember their motto,"
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"Skyhawk Air: Nobody try to be a hero."
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"It's all ready to open as a nightclub, Abe."
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"All we have to do is clean it up"
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"and hack a 50-foot-wide path to civilization."
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"Couldn't we just burn a path?"
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"No, I'll do the hacking. I'll do that."
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"You expect me to give you the money"
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"Okay, I'm in! Aah!"
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"See? Fixed."
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"(CLINK)"
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"(SLURPING)"
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"(GASPS) It's about time!"
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"You leave at 2:00. I'm staying here."
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"Dad, you can't stay in Cuba."
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"For the first time in years, I feel young and healthy."
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"And I found love!"
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"Don't you want those things for me?"
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"But I can't even leave you in the park"
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"without you losing your wallet in a bush."
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"It was an investment!"
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"So you want to stay and be with your Cuban chica?"
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"She makes me weak in the knees!"
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"You're always weak in the knees."
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"That's because I had to sell my cartilage in the '70s,"
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"and that cartilage became part of Hank Aaron's wrist."
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"Dad, you're happy now because the new thing"
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"is always exciting."
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"Remember when you got that new pillow?"
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"Oh, that was a mighty fine pillow."
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"Hypoallergenic."
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"♪ Aquí pensaban seguir ♪"
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"♪ Ganando el ciento por ciento ♪"
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"♪ Y seguir de modo cruel ♪"
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"♪ Contra el pueblo conspirando ♪"
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"♪ Para seguirlo explotando ♪"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"I'd like to speak to your black ops department."
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"Right downstairs, Mr. Simpson."
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"I don't know where my dad is."
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"Don't worry... Each AARP card"
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"contains a secret tracking chip."
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"(LAUGHS): The magazine is pretty good, too."
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"- Super easy Sudoku. - Quiet!"
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"Bam! Got 'em!"
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"Now you have to do a favor for us."
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"How many baseball players can you sneak home with you?"
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"Well... I have to ask my wife, but I'd say 12."
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"Bam! Done!"
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"And this is the guy who came up with the service fee"
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"for Ticketmaster."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Do you know any good people?"
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"Everyone's got their embarrassments, Abe."
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"I'm sure you got yours."
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"HOMER: Dad!"
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"And up he walks."
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"What are you doing here? Who are these people?"
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"This guy was the biggest drug lord"
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"And this guy invented Ticketmaster."
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"Pleased to meet you, sir."
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"(WHISPERS): Abe, come with me"
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"to the cockpit."
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"Are we gonna fly or make love?"
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"You will sit there, move nothing,"
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"and do as I say."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"bringing back an early bird special."
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"Miami, do you copy?"
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"MAN (OVER RADIO): Uh, we copy."
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"The nightclub is flying away."
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"Can't we hold on to anything?"
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"All you have done is fly without falling asleep."
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"Just like on my honeymoon."
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"I'm starting to suspect you're not a simple Cuban bartender."
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"No, I'm an undercover agent for the CIA"
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"here to recapture fugitives from U.S. law."
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"And when I saw you, I realized you'd be the perfect carcass"
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"(SPUTTERING, STAMMERING)"
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"Is there anything I get out of this?"
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"Yes. You avoid the knockout gas."
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"Aw."
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"(GAS HISSING)"
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Usually I can never sleep on planes."
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"Sometimes I... (WEAK GROANING)"
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"(THUMP)"
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"(LOUD BUZZING)"
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"(FLAMINGOS HONKING)"
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"So, that's the end of my Cuban paradise."
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"And like every good thing in my life,"
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"I've already forgotten it."
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"Listen, Dad, I know it was fun, but your place is with us,"
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"not on some island in the Indian Ocean."
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"I love you."
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"(BOTH SOBBING)"
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"Oh, now we're two men hugging."
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"This is no sight for the streets of Miami."
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"(BOTH SOBBING)"
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"It's a beautiful day."
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"Want to hit the links?"
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"Oh, just like we used to."
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"(HORN BLOWS)"
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"Look over there."
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"I just painted a black circle on the green."
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"MAN: Why, you little...!"
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)"
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