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Clips from Stripes

Short Films 1981 16 min 1,372 clips
Short Drama Crime

Credits

This is the Army.
"This is the Army."
Stripes
It's softball and low bridges.
"It's softball and low bridges."
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It's a hundred ways to prove yourself.
"It's a hundred ways to prove yourself."
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This is the Army.
"This is the Army."
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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-Thank you so much. -Thank you.
"-Thank you so much. -Thank you."
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I got a nice, warm cab right here. You sure?
"I got a nice, warm cab right here. You sure?"
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Thanks for the ride, pal.
"Thanks for the ride, pal."
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Shit!
"Shit!"
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Allow me.
"Allow me."
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Would you be careful with those?
"Would you be careful with those?"
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Madam, perhaps you'd like to eat your luggage.
"Madam, perhaps you'd like to eat your luggage."
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I'm in a hurry.
"I'm in a hurry."
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This is Basic English.
"This is Basic English."
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My name is Russell Ziskey...
"My name is Russell Ziskey..."
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I want you to call me Russell, and I'm gonna call you by your first names...
"I want you to call me Russell, and I'm gonna call you by your first names..."
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... I've never done this before.
"... I've never done this before."
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So how many of you would say you speak English fairly well...
"So how many of you would say you speak English fairly well..."
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Yes, you speak some English?
"Yes, you speak some English?"
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Son of bitch. Shit.
"Son of bitch. Shit."
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I've never gone this way before.
"I've never gone this way before."
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I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.
"I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't."
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What is your name?
"What is your name?"
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John Ringer? What kind of a name is Ringer?
"John Ringer? What kind of a name is Ringer?"
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Doesn't surprise me. You look like a typical lowlife character to me.
"Doesn't surprise me. You look like a typical lowlife character to me."
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Actually, I'm a photographer. I took this job because I love people.
"Actually, I'm a photographer. I took this job because I love people."
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There's nothing I enjoy more than meeting someone like yourseIf...
"There's nothing I enjoy more than meeting someone like yourseIf..."
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Thank you so much.
"Thank you so much."
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No, it's not the speed really so much.
"No, it's not the speed really so much."
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I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
"I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning."
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Oh, my!
"Oh, my!"
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-We're going to be killed! -Oh, no.
"-We're going to be killed! -Oh, no."
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-Just keep your hands on the wheel! -Not killed! Not killed!
"-Just keep your hands on the wheel! -Not killed! Not killed!"
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I am going to write your name down...
"I am going to write your name down..."
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...and see that it's given to the proper authorities, G-E-R.
"...and see that it's given to the proper authorities, G-E-R."
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Well, that hurts, ma'am.
"Well, that hurts, ma'am."
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And I don't think I want to take your abuse.
"And I don't think I want to take your abuse."
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I know I don't want to take you to the airport. How about that, huh?
"I know I don't want to take you to the airport. How about that, huh?"
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Hey, move that cab, buddy!
"Hey, move that cab, buddy!"
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Hey! You can't stop in the middle of a bridge!
"Hey! You can't stop in the middle of a bridge!"
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...and then we'll call it a day.
"...and then we'll call it a day."
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That's my car!
"That's my car!"
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-John, is that you? -Yeah.
"-John, is that you? -Yeah."
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Fine.
"Fine."
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I got you a pizza too.
"I got you a pizza too."
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I had a real bad day.
"I had a real bad day."
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Yeah. Yeah, I bet you did.
"Yeah. Yeah, I bet you did."
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I just can't take this anymore.
"I just can't take this anymore."
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That's what you said last week.
"That's what you said last week."
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You know, how much can you straighten out in one week?
"You know, how much can you straighten out in one week?"
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It hasn't been a week, John. It's been six months.
"It hasn't been a week, John. It's been six months."
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Nothing's changed.
"Nothing's changed."
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You sleep in till noon, then you watch Rocky and Bullwinkle.
"You sleep in till noon, then you watch Rocky and Bullwinkle."
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Then you drive your cab, what, a couple hours?
"Then you drive your cab, what, a couple hours?"
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...and then you play those stupid Tito Puente albums until 2 in the morning!
"...and then you play those stupid Tito Puente albums until 2 in the morning!"
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Tito Puente is gonna be dead, and you'll say:
"Tito Puente is gonna be dead, and you'll say:"
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"I've been listening to him for years. He's fabulous."
""I've been listening to him for years. He's fabulous.""
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Then you watch movies until dawn, and then...
"Then you watch movies until dawn, and then..."
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You don't think that takes energy? You're a sexual dynamo.
"You don't think that takes energy? You're a sexual dynamo."
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Most guys couldn't even handle you.
"Most guys couldn't even handle you."
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I've been reading books on the outside so I can keep up with you.
"I've been reading books on the outside so I can keep up with you."
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It's not funny.
"It's not funny."
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You're going nowhere, John.
"You're going nowhere, John."
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It's just not that cute anymore.
"It's just not that cute anymore."
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It's a little cute.
"It's a little cute."
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Come on. I'm part of a lost and restless generation.
"Come on. I'm part of a lost and restless generation."
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What, you want me to run for the Senate?
"What, you want me to run for the Senate?"
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I just know that I don't want you.
"I just know that I don't want you."
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So the basic problem is that I'm still around?
"So the basic problem is that I'm still around?"
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I need you.
"I need you."
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Come on, John.
"Come on, John."
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I knew that wasn't gonna sound good.
"I knew that wasn't gonna sound good."
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-Anita. -No.
"-Anita. -No."
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John, no, it's not gonna work. I like you, but I need something more.
"John, no, it's not gonna work. I like you, but I need something more."
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I need somebody who's gonna develop with me and grow. Goodbye.
"I need somebody who's gonna develop with me and grow. Goodbye."
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-Who could grow more than me? -Goodbye.
"-Who could grow more than me? -Goodbye."
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I am the little acorn that becomes the oak.
"I am the little acorn that becomes the oak."
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You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!
"You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!"
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Go away.
"Go away."
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Hi, John.
"Hi, John."
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Nice shot, John.
"Nice shot, John."
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Hey, can I take your last beer?
"Hey, can I take your last beer?"
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-No. -We'll split it.
"-No. -We'll split it."
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In the last two hours...
"In the last two hours..."
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... I've lost my job, my apartment...
"... I've lost my job, my apartment..."
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...my car and my girlfriend.
"...my car and my girlfriend."
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Hey. Yes, thank you. Toss that up here.
"Hey. Yes, thank you. Toss that up here."
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Yo. Here we are, my man.
"Yo. Here we are, my man."
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All right, come to papa. Toss that thing. Let's go.
"All right, come to papa. Toss that thing. Let's go."
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Jeez.
"Jeez."
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-Tired, challenged, trained and proud. -This doesn't look bad.
"-Tired, challenged, trained and proud. -This doesn't look bad."
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What, the Army?
"What, the Army?"
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No. I've always thought about joining the Army.
"No. I've always thought about joining the Army."
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Bullshit. You're not the type.
"Bullshit. You're not the type."
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I've seen the kind of guys that enlist in the Army.
"I've seen the kind of guys that enlist in the Army."
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I saw them when I was working on unemployment. They're like us.
"I saw them when I was working on unemployment. They're like us."
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Five pushups?
"Five pushups?"
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I got $3 says I can do five pushups.
"I got $3 says I can do five pushups."
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-Not Marine pushups. -No, simple pushups.
"-Not Marine pushups. -No, simple pushups."
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That's none.
"That's none."
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Let's go. There's a time limit here.
"Let's go. There's a time limit here."
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He's moving now. That's two.
"He's moving now. That's two."
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Not that good though.
"Not that good though."
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I think you're ready for the Special Olympics.
"I think you're ready for the Special Olympics."
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That's three.
"That's three."
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-That's four. -Four.
"-That's four. -Four."
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I was testing you.
"I was testing you."
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And here goes five. Will he do it?
"And here goes five. Will he do it?"
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Congratulations. You just doubled your money.
"Congratulations. You just doubled your money."
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I gotta get in shape.
"I gotta get in shape."
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I gotta dry out, or I'll be dead before I'm 30.
"I gotta dry out, or I'll be dead before I'm 30."
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The Army's my only chance.
"The Army's my only chance."
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You could join a monastery.
"You could join a monastery."
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You're welcome to stay at my place if you want.
"You're welcome to stay at my place if you want."
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Pretty much got that roach problem licked.
"Pretty much got that roach problem licked."
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You've got some warped idea about the Army.
"You've got some warped idea about the Army."
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You think it's like a health club with neat uniforms or something.
"You think it's like a health club with neat uniforms or something."
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They make me a black belt.
"They make me a black belt."
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I'll come out a human killing machine.
"I'll come out a human killing machine."
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I think we should go to California again and pick fruit.
"I think we should go to California again and pick fruit."
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