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Clips from The Hangover (2009)

"...not like that conference in Phoenix."
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"I had to wait two hours for you to call me."
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"- Still? - Yeah, you're totally right. I'm sorry."
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"- What is the matter? I don't know."
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"I hope you're not gonna go to some strip club when you're up there."
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"Melissa, we're going to Napa Valley."
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"I don't even think they have strip clubs in wine country."
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"Besides, you know how I feel about that."
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"I know, I know. It's just boys and their bachelor parties, it's gross."
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"You're right, it is gross. Mm-mm."
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"And you know what else, honestly?"
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"Why would I risk this for, you know, a couple of minutes..."
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"- Yeah. - Why would I ever need, like..."
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"- You're right. And if you ever do... - What?"
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"...I will fucking kick your ass."
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"Thank you. Thank you for that."
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"That is exactly what I needed to hear."
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"Not to mention it's pathetic."
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"Those places are filthy. And the worst part is..."
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"...that little girl..."
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"...grinding and dry humping the fucking stage up there..."
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"...that's somebody's daughter up there. - I was just gonna say that."
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"See? I just wish your friends were as mature as you."
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"They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better."
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"Paging Dr. Faggot."
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"- I should go. - That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot."
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"Have a good weekend. I'm gonna miss you."
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"Whoo!"
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"Road trip!"
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"Vegas! Vegas, baby!"
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"Vegas!"
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"You're nuts!"
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"Come on, just till Barstow. Everybody's passing us."
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"Absolutely not. I promised Sid. I will be the only one driving this car."
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"Oh, what are you, a cop now? You know I drive great when I'm drunk."
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"Yeah. You wanna explain it to them, Alan?"
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"Guys, my dad loves this car more than he loves me, so, yeah."
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"Aw, whatever. I left my wife and kid at home so I could go with you guys."
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"- You know how difficult that was? - That's really sweet."
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"- Yeah. - Dude, I was being sarcastic."
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"I fucking hate my life."
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"- I may never go back. I might stay in Vegas. - Here we go."
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"...you're gonna start dying just a little bit every day."
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"Yeah. That's why I've managed to stay single this whole time, you know?"
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"- Am I all right over there, Alan? - Yeah, you're good."
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"Aw, Jesus Christ!"
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"- Oh, my God! - That was awesome!"
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"That was not awesome. What's wrong with you?"
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"- That was insane. We almost just died. - You should have seen your face."
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"- Classic. - That's funny. Ha-ha."
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"It's not funny."
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"- Boy, you've got a sweet ride there. - Don't touch it."
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"Don't even look at it. Go on, get out."
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"You heard me. Don't look at me, either."
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"Yeah, you better walk on."
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"- He's actually kind of funny. - Yeah, he means well."
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"I'll hit an old man in public."
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"Is he all there? Like, mentally?"
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"I think so. He's just an odd guy. You know, he's kind of weird."
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"- All right. - No."
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"Or drink too much."
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"Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit."
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"And one water."
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"- All good with Melissa? - Oh, yeah."
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"Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it."
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"You think it's strange you've been in a relationship for years..."
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"...and you have to lie about Vegas?"
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"Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight."
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"Oh, so you can't go to Vegas but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?"
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"Hey."
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"Okay, first of all, he was a bartender."
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"And she was wasted."
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"And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her."
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"And you believe that?"
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"It's 32.50, you gonna pay for it?"
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"It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter?"
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"I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan."
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"Gambling? Who said anything about gambling?"
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"It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win."
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"Counting cards is a foolproof system."
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"It's also illegal."
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"It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."
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"I'm pretty sure that's illegal too."
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"Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive."
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"Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay?"
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"Oh, really? - It's not easy."
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"...because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a retard."
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"What?"
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"He was a retard."
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"Retard."
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"Here we go."
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"Hello. Checking in?"
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"Yeah. We have a reservation under Dr. Price."
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"Okay, let me look that up for you."
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"Dr. Price?"
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"Stu, you're a dentist, okay? Don't try and get fancy."
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"- It's not fancy if it's true. - He's a dentist. Don't get too excited."
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"And if, uh, someone has a heart attack, you should still call 911."
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"We'll be sure to do that."
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"Can I ask you a question? Do you know if the hotel's pager-friendly?"
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"- What do you mean? - I'm not getting a sig on my beeper."
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"- I'm not sure. Is there a payphone bank?"
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"Um, there's a phone in your room."
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"So I have you in a two-bedroom suite on the 12th floor, is that okay?"
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"It sounds perfect."
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"Actually, I was wondering if you had any villas."
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"- We're not even gonna be in the room. - It's unnecessary."
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"No big deal. We can share beds. It's one night."
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"If we're share beds, I'm bunking with Phil."
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"- You good with that? - No, I'm not."
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"Lisa, I apologize. How much is the villa?"
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"Well, we have one villa available, and it's 4200 for the night."
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"- Is it awesome? - It's pretty awesome."
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"- We'll take it. Give her your credit card. - I can't give her my credit card."
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"You don't get it. Melissa checks my statements."
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"We just need a credit card on file."
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"We won't charge you until check out, so you can figure it out then."
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"That's perfect. Thank you, Lisa. We'll deal with it tomorrow. Come on."
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"- Can I ask you another question? Sure."
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"You probably get this a lot."
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