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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Mayor's Day Out (S01E01)

"- Ah! I love that word. Go on."
Mr. Mayor
"- Are you aware of the bathroom situation up here?"
Mr. Mayor
"Besides me, this floor houses the Mayor's Commission"
Mr. Mayor
"on Gender Equity and Brunch,"
Mr. Mayor
"the Health Department's Office for Yogurt Safety,"
Mr. Mayor
"and someone rented space to an Ann Taylor Loft."
Mr. Mayor
"It's all women. With one bathroom."
Mr. Mayor
"I can't take it."
Mr. Mayor
"Sometimes people just leave their tights in there."
Mr. Mayor
"Why? What happened to them?"
Mr. Mayor
"- I think we can help you, Councilwoman."
Mr. Mayor
"[energetic music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- Let's see. Tape, right? Do I have any tape?"
Mr. Mayor
"Tape. Tape, tape."
Mr. Mayor
"[buzzing] That's not tape."
Mr. Mayor
"[chuckles]"
Mr. Mayor
"Tape, tape--here we go."
Mr. Mayor
"Regular old tape."
Mr. Mayor
"[dialogue not audible]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Why is the sun following us?"
Mr. Mayor
"- This is bad."
Mr. Mayor
"We cannot cancel our next meeting."
Mr. Mayor
"It's a work safety forum with local 300,"
Mr. Mayor
"and you do not stand up the construction unions."
Mr. Mayor
"- But the good news, sir,"
Mr. Mayor
"is at least your current state of mind"
Mr. Mayor
"is appropriate for this."
Mr. Mayor
"All you really need to do is listen and act concerned."
Mr. Mayor
"- I am concerned. About everything."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, this dumb day should have been easy as pie."
Mr. Mayor
"But everything's all goofed. Goofed."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay, let's use that."
Mr. Mayor
"Let's say I'm a construction worker."
Mr. Mayor
"And I'm telling you how worried I am"
Mr. Mayor
"about unsafe scaffolding around business sites."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, that's awful. Those poor sites."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, good, good, good."
Mr. Mayor
"It's my turn. It's Bob's birthday."
Mr. Mayor
"While he helps Farmer Pickles,"
Mr. Mayor
"let's plan a surprise party."
Mr. Mayor
"- Was that Bob the Builder?"
Mr. Mayor
"- I'm just doing what you're doing."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, God I forgot Bob's birthday."
Mr. Mayor
"[light music]"
Mr. Mayor
"This is all very concerning."
Mr. Mayor
"I do not like this."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, you poor, poor man. Are you Bob?"
Mr. Mayor
"- My name is Manny Petty, sir. - Oh."
Mr. Mayor
"- I was working with unlabeled chemicals--"
Mr. Mayor
"- Your name is what? - Manny Petty."
Mr. Mayor
"My hands and feet got burned when I was working--"
Mr. Mayor
"- [laughs]"
Mr. Mayor
"Of course, your hands and feet--"
Mr. Mayor
"You're Manny Petty!"
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, his name is Manny Petty."
Mr. Mayor
"And look what got hurt!"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, my God, you're so funny."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughing] [commotion]"
Mr. Mayor
"."
Mr. Mayor
"- Looking good. We did it, boss."
Mr. Mayor
"- Yeah, but I feel bad."
Mr. Mayor
"I wasted your whole day on this."
Mr. Mayor
"- How much do you charge for babysitting anyway?"
Mr. Mayor
"- I'm sorry, what?"
Mr. Mayor
"- You babysat me all day. That was your job, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"- [laughs] I-I--"
Mr. Mayor
"I don't even know what you're talking about."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, save it."
Mr. Mayor
"If the mayor didn't ask you to keep an eye on me,"
Mr. Mayor
"he's even dumber than I thought."
Mr. Mayor
"- Fine. Well, it worked, didn't it?"
Mr. Mayor
"I kept you busy all day."
Mr. Mayor
"- Is that what you think happened?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Mm-hmm. - That's real cute."
Mr. Mayor
"'Cause all anyone else saw was me helping the chief of staff,"
Mr. Mayor
"the woman who speaks for the mayor."
Mr. Mayor
"- Mm-hmm."
Mr. Mayor
"- And since Arpi Meskimen does not waste her time,"
Mr. Mayor
"they know I'm getting something in return."
Mr. Mayor
"What have I been trying to make happen for months?"
Mr. Mayor
"[dramatic classical music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"PPPORN."
Mr. Mayor
"- Wait, so you're telling me"
Mr. Mayor
"that everyone we talked to today,"
Mr. Mayor
"they all think that the mayor supports PPPORN?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Herb, Frank, Maria. They were the three hold-outs"
Mr. Mayor
"keeping PPPORN from passing the council,"
Mr. Mayor
"but all three have pledged their support"
Mr. Mayor
"now that the mayor is so obviously onboard."
Mr. Mayor
"Now who's the baby, Ms. Shaw?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah. You going to want to say goo-goo-gah-gah."
Mr. Mayor
"- I'll tell the mayor."
Mr. Mayor
"- Let's think about that for a second."
Mr. Mayor
"You're gonna tell your boss that the first time"
Mr. Mayor
"he left you alone here, you got played like a garawon?"
Mr. Mayor
"That's a traditional Honduran drum I play at night to relax."
Mr. Mayor
"Look, It's not so bad."
Mr. Mayor
"PPPORN is the right thing to do."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh. - Take the win."
Mr. Mayor
"Go home. Open a bag of wine."
Mr. Mayor
"And wake up, ready for another big day."
Mr. Mayor
"I told you this morning I was going to show you"
Mr. Mayor
"how things worked around here."
Mr. Mayor
"So you're welcome, boss."
Mr. Mayor
"[light music]"
Mr. Mayor
"- [sighs]"
Mr. Mayor
"[indistinct chatter]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, damn it. - How was your day, Mr. Mayor?"
Mr. Mayor
"- What are you doing here?"
Mr. Mayor
"- You're on my way home."
Mr. Mayor
"I head down Highland before I bike onto the freeway."
Mr. Mayor
"- Arpi, I've had a rough day."
Mr. Mayor
"- So I heard. But all that dumb stuff today?"
Mr. Mayor
"People showed up 'cause you were going to be there."
Mr. Mayor
"- And I made Manny Petty's wife cry."
Mr. Mayor
"- Manny Petty?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Mm. - That's hilarious."
Mr. Mayor
"[both laughing]"
Mr. Mayor
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