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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Teen Eggs and Scram (S01E01)

"- It's the spray tan."
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"♪♪"
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"Hey, fertile freaks!"
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"Help us sneak out of here, I'll show you my knockers!"
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"- I've got this. Girls, I'm desperate."
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"I have an interview with Harvard in half an hour,"
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"and they won't let me leave."
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"If I miss it, I'll have to go to Vassar."
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"- Oh, my God, say no more."
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"Sarah, Operation Safety School!"
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"♪♪"
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"- I just finished my Lil' PO self-assessment,"
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"and I think I have to turn us both in."
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"- You are a little snitch. - The rules were clear."
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"You had to help the runaways, and I had to supervise."
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"[ Sirens wailing ] We both failed."
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"Together. [ Crash! ]"
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"- What are you doing here?"
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"- Right after we left the preggo dork mansion,"
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"Eternitee was killed by a wasabi Brazil nut,"
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"just like you predicted."
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"- Oh, my gosh. She was allergic?"
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"- No, I threw it off the overpass"
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"and hit her in the skull."
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"It was hilarious. - [ Laughs ]"
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"- But it made us realize you were right, Trophy."
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"- We went to the judge to confess our crimes"
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"and he said, "Due to budget cuts, wanna be sexy cops?""
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"Now we're SXPD. Duh."
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"- That means I did scare you straight."
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"Well, except for Eternitee. - Yep, you're officially free."
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"- Then, why are you here?"
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"- We have an arrest warrant for you, Annie."
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"Says you're harboring a stolen fetus."
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"- You leave Annie alone,"
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"or I'll send out the beetles to cover your feet"
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"so it looks like you're wearing sensible shoes."
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"- A slip-on clog mule?!"
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"Guh, we'll be kicked off the SXPD force!"
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"- I guess we could tell them Annie died."
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"- From a wasabi Brazil nut!"
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"Those deaths tend to happen in pairs."
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"Bye-bye."
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"- Get shower, Pete."
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"Now you need to marry Trophy."
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"- I'm still married to the Cuddlefishes."
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"For at least a few more hours."
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"- Married? You sell a Super Deluxe?"
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"- Let's just put that funeral behind us, shall we?"
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"Anyone feeling hungry?"
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"We could cook a family-style. - Maybe tomorrow."
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"Tonight, we deserve a special treat!"
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"- I already had my special treat."
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"It was learning I don't deserve happiness."
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"- Ummm, Baba."
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"I have to tell you something."
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"Long story, but I'm pregnant. - [ Slurping ]"
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"- Don't worry, I "bought" you a morning-after hot dog."
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"- You did? - I think I'm really getting the hang"
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"of this mother/daughter thing."
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"- Sorry, little Sir Roderick Stewart."
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"- And if no work, I have secret family recipe."
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"Only fail me one time."
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"Biggest mistake of my life."
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"- ♪ This is the morning after"
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"♪ The house is such a disaster"
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"♪ But there's someone"
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"♪ Outside"
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"♪ That caught my eye"
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"♪ It's the dead girl in the pool ♪"
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"♪ It's the dead girl in the pool ♪"
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"♪ It's the dead girl in the pool ♪"
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"♪ I don't know what do"
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