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Clips from The Simpsons - Labor Pains (S25E25)

"Deep in labor."
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"What the...? Oh!"
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"Do you have a cell phone?"
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"Um...Oh you, uh, you like movies?"
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"This reminds me of that scene in Alien."
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"What?"
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"The scene where she escapes with the cat at the end."
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"Aw, well, that's sweet."
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"Listen, I'm glad I'm not going through this alone."
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"Oh, uh, he was just here."
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"But thanks for lying."
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"You like lies? Here's a few:"
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"College is expensive but it's worth it."
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"I think the baby's coming."
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"Okay Homer, remember your Lamaze training."
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"for women who are carrying especially big."
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"Homer, can you demonstrate?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Mm..."
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"Oh, no, I think it's coming."
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"Oh, I haven't even picked a name yet."
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"You did this to me."
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"I'm talking to the baby."
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"Um, I don't know how to tell you this,"
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"but your baby doesn't have any legs. What?"
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"Mm."
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"It's a dude."
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"And he's uncut."
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"Well, it was nice to share this moment"
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"Lobby please."
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"How was work?"
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"Mothers are so awesome."
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"Oh."
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"You can hear the players swear from up here."
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"I'll kick your ass, Milhouse."
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"And now, to take your minds off the massive concussion"
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"and subdural hematoma you just witnessed,"
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"please welcome the Springfield Atomettes."
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"Now, for this routine, we need the help"
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"have families, it's too sad."
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"Looks like we've got a volunteer..."
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"Look, while I'd like to help,"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"Uh..."
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"Wow, that was great."
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"Can I have my regular clothes back, please?"
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"Great job, ladies."
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"Now here's your 50 bucks each"
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"which should just about cover your parking."
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"I can't believe he pays you so little."
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"The crowd was crazy about you."
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"After you wear that, you need to be hosed down for bedbugs."
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"a night where you discovered I was cheating"
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"and beat the crap out of me could end on such an up note."
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"See you next week."
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"Hmm? Hey, Gretchen."
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"your sweater for the ride home."
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"Geez, that was a pregnancy sweater."
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"Aw that's sweet."
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"Um, I thought we were playing cards."
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"Uh, hey."
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"I was just driving by"
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"with some baby stuff we didn't need"
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"and, uh, well, here's some diapers Maggie's too big for,"
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"and an incredible educational toy I forgot to give Bart."
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"I've been alone with the baby for days."
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"Wow, I'd love to help,"
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"Full house?"
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"♪ Baby, baby, please let me hold him ♪"
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"Where's Hoju?"
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"♪ We want to make him stay up all night ♪"
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"♪ He came to the world in the usual way ♪"
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"♪ He learned to walk while I was away ♪"
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"♪ And he was talking 'fore I knew it ♪"
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"♪ And as he grew, he'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, Dad" ♪"
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"♪ "You know I'm gonna be like you" ♪"
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"Oh! Homie?"
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"Aw, you're shopping ahead for Maggie."
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"Oh, no, I'm shopping for Homer Jr.,"
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"the night I pretended to go to work"
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"but was really playing poker."
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"What?!"
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"This simulation has been brought to you by your brain,"
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"Oh, yes, I'm shopping for Maggie, our baby together,"
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"so this looks perfectly innocent."
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"Oh, you know how the first few weeks are:"
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"First few weeks of what?"
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"Hey, Atomette."
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"you're being exploited by this team?"
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"Wha...?"
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"workout DVDs,"
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"are broadcast on a webcam."
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"are low."
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"But don't worry, collective bargaining"
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"will enable us to secure concessions."
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"push 'em back, push 'em way, way back."
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"'Cause union power is a fact."
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"And we're..."
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"Well, look who's here."
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"You been hit by the cheerleading bug, little lady?"
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"Actually, I've been hit by the unfair labor practices bug."
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"What? Why, that's Samuel Gompers talk."
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"Now, little missy, the only thing you should be organizin'"
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"is your dollies."
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"How? By size, brand, value?"
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"And don't even suggest race, 'cause I don't see that."
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"What do you say, ladies?"
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"Not right, not fair."
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"I'm gonna give it some thought,"
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"then say no in the nicest way possible."
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"No."
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"Oh, good."
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"Nice."
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"Can never argue with that."
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"I am in the market for a backup mistress."
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"Possibly two."
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"Have you kids seen your father?"
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"He said he was going to work."
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"Coming through."
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"Marge."
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