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Clips from The Simpsons - The Spy Who Learned Me (S23E23)

"and all because of a little bump on the noggin."
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"Hey, Marge, here's something that'll make you happy!"
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"No, this is really good. I..."
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"Nelson took my lunch money again."
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"Hold that thought. I'm tuning my saxophone."
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"I'm a ghost or not! Well, I just got..."
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"Shelbyville radio in my car for a few minutes."
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"Homer, I'm a single mother"
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"I get it. You need your Marge time."
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"Well, I'm... off to work."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"My feet hurt, and my neck is cold."
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"Children,"
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"I didn't get much sleep last night,"
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"Haw-haw! You can't change the past."
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"Every day thousands of people"
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"thinking they're getting the nutrients"
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"a human being needs to live."
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"But for 30 days, this reporter"
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"And I say:"
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"Do you want lies with that?"
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"It's bad. You can just scrape it right off."
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"One month"
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"of eating Krustyburger"
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"into a morbidly obese, toilet-busting American."
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"If I don't have some kind of nugget"
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"every five minutes, I'll die."
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"for "Documentary Film Oscar.""
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"But it'll be worth it"
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"Hm..."
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"you see so many beautiful things."
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"And now, because it's afternoon,"
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"Hey, Homer. I could hear your"
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"pathetic rationalizing through the door."
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"Look, I'd love to discuss your problems,"
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"but a pack of raccoons took over my back room"
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"and today's the day I make my stand."
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"Aah! Aah! There's more than I thought!"
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"I wish I could pull down my zipper"
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"Stradivarius Cain!"
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"What the...? Am I losing my marbles?"
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"No, I'm just an illusion caused by"
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"the concussion you suffered at the plant."
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"Show a little class."
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"Sorry."
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"Now I'm about to undertake my toughest mission ever:"
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"What the...? No one can see you!"
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"Hello, Dr. Cain."
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"Hello, Hufnpuffalus."
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"Sorry I slept with your girlfriend."
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"You did me a favor, man."
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"Hey, Lis."
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"Nah. Chicks wind up getting all your money anyway."
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"Now I gotta go liberate some cash from your brother."
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"See if you can find out where my dolls are."
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"I just want closure."
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"Simpson, you know why I'm here."
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"Nelson, I could give you my lunch money..."
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"Lunch?"
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"Actual lunch?!"
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"Look at all them burgers and fries."
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"Aw... they feel like a baby's head."
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"I just thank God you didn't take my coupons."
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"Got enough for a month."
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"Free hamburger?! Mmm-mmm-mmm!"
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"and they give you the hamburger."
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"I knew that."
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"your car's secret weapons did a great job hiding them."
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"uh, there aren't any weapons."
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"What?! Well, does your car at least turn into something else?"
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"Hmm..."
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"Sounds like you're turning into wife number two."
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"So, stick with Marge!"
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"Whoa, what's going on there, Lou?"
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"Childhood obesity..."
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"it's not funny anymore!"
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"and soda cups the size of hot tubs"
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"have made every state Mississippi-fat."
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"Mmm-mmm!"
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"No, you're imagining things."
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"What else you got?"
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"Just bubbling oil."
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"I want you to convince... that woman"
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"But I'm a married man."
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"Yeah, I know. A married man is never attracted"
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"Okay, I'll make a stranger love me forever."
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"My dear, did you just fall from heaven?"
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"'Cause your hair looks really messed up."
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"Moving on..."
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"You know what wood makes the best"
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"ventriloquist dummy? Maple."
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"Look, just say this:"
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"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm!"
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"they held me in an Afghan prison"
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"where all I could see was a patch of blue sky."
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"to the blue of your eyes."
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"Homer looks over at Cain, who smiles and nods."
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"I leave for two seconds to get chocolate martinis,"
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"A lime! No...!"
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"Did you see the guy?"
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"Homie's been working so hard."
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"Where's Homer working?"
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"I knew there was a reason he was leaving on time!"
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"Oh, I can't believe this!"
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"What'd you say to her?"
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"I don't know."
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"I thought I was making small talk."
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"What?! Krusty!"
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"This once-vibrant young bully"
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"won't even live to pick on kids in junior high!"
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"Because he's been eating nothing but your food!"
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"Got any fries, man? I just need a couple."
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"Not my responsibility."
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"He didn't have to order that crap."
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"We've got yogurt and salad on the menu!"
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"Do you actually serve those items?"
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"All right, kid, to make this right,"
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"I'm gonna hook you up with my personal trainer."
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"Billy, get this kid into superhero shape!"
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"Hugh Jackman Wolverine?"
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