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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpson Tide (S09E09)

"[Tires Screeching]"
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"of eating half the population of the Planet of the Doughnuts."
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"Mm, doughnuts. [Slobbering]"
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"Yeah, it worked on my hand!"
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"- Very well. Carry on. - Uh, sir, that's Homer Simpson."
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"- It's my first day. - [Chuckling] Well, why didn't you sa-"
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"- Would you be proud of me? - Yeah, sort of."
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"Oh, I think I can make it out. "Are you a homosex-""
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"Nice fella. I wonder if he's gay."
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"Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my best friend."
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"I'm joinir too!"
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"I'm joinir too!"
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"Gee, thanks, guys. This is just like The Deer Hunter."
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"[Rapid Footsteps]"
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"of which you are now a part."
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"All right, you thumb-sucking worms..."
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"Tuck in that shirt. Shine those shoes, mister."
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"All right, Simpson. I don't like you, and you don't like me."
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"Milhouse, my mom wears earrings."
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"That is so 1991."
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"- Well, I'm a Gypsy. - [Chuckles] Oh, really? Prove it."
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"I was on P.T. 109 with John F. Kennedy."
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"And hit me over the head with a hat? That's not funny. That hurts!"
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"Hello, everybody! Sparkle, sparkle."
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"Get back here, boy. You're a disgrace to this family..."
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"and you can't stop me!"
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"I have two owies."
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"Now, Simpson, because of your many years as a nuclear technician..."
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"- Oh, whatever. - "Nuc-u-lar.""
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"[Laughing] I like the cut of your jib."
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"##[Instrumental]"
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"[Imitating Whale] Thank you."
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"and there was an obstruction in torpedo tube number one."
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"[Groans] What the hell. Simpson!"
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"or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain..."
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"- You gotta poke 'im with a stick. - [Moaning]"
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"we'll respond in kind!"
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"Fire! Not me, a torpedo!"
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"Sonar, out. Navigation, out."
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"[Homer] That's it. Left. Left."
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"Could Homer Simpson be a Communist?"
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"It's over there."
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"In the event of nuclear war, we can only save our best and brightest."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"- You mean, water? - Yeah, that's it."
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"- You saved us, Homer. - Mr. Moe? Prepare to surface."
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"- [Laughing] - Quack, quack, quack."
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"- I don't think so, Son. - A king cobra?"
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"- No. - Weapons-grade plutonium?"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"##[TVTheme]"
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"Homer Simpson! You stand accused..."
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"[Doughnuts] Yeah!"
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"As Homer's defense attorney, I feel we should be merci-"
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"- [Chomping] - Hey!"
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"- Did you just take a bite out of me? - Um, maybe."
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"[Growling] Um! Homer!"
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"- [Swallowing, Chewing] - [Snoring]"
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"- Homer! Wake up! - [Grunting]"
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"- Time for our coffee break. - Hmm?"
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"Yeah. I earned it."
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"Wow, there's only one doughnut left."
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"Yeah, ya drooled all over it, ya-"
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"Gentlemen, there's only one solution."
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"We place this last doughnut in the reactor core..."
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"exposing it to radiation, thereby making it big!"
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"Oh, wait. It's this hand. Whoa!"
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"[Humming, Throbbing]"
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"Uh, sir, we found the problem. Some idiot threw this in the reactor core."
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"- Success! - You did this?"
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"- How could you be so irresponsible? - l-It's my first day."
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"Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day."
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"And he's been working here for 10 years."
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"Oh, really! Why did you think you could lie to me?"
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"Oh, whoo! You're fired!"
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"Oh, fired. I can't believe it."
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"- [TVClicks On] - [Man] Next, on Exploitation Theater-"
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"Blacula, followed by Blackenstein..."
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"and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame."
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"- Whoo! Funky. - But first, this word."
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"[Male Narrator] Daybreak: Djakarta."
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"The proud men and women of the navy are fighting for freedom."
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"But you're in Lubbock, Texas, hosing the stains off a monument."
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"You're in the naval reserve: America's 17 th line of defense..."
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"between the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters."
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"And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass."
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"You know, Lisa, I've taken a lot from this country."
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"Maybe it's time I gave something back."
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"Are you thinking of joining the naval reserve?"
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"Then I'll do it!"
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"There's a question that's crossed out."
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"Well, due to a recent presidential order..."
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"we're not allowed to ask that particular question."
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"Oh, for God's sake, don't answer that. I could go to jail."
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"- But I'm not a ho- - ## [Singsong]"
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"## [Continues Singsong] I am not listening!"
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"Homey, I really don't think this navy thing is a good idea."
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"- What if you get called into combat? - Not to worry, honey."
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"We live in a highly technological age where fighting a war..."
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"is as simple as turning off a light."
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"[Clapping]"
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"[Speaking Loud] Sorry, I can't hear you, Marge. I'm clapping."
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"[Clapping Continues]"
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"Well, guys, I won't be seeir ya for a while."
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"- Where are you goir? - I've joined the naval reserve."
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"Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my two best customers."
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"And although my religion strictly forbids military service-"
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"What the hey! I'm in too!"
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"The Deer Hunter? Uh, huh-That reminds me."
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"Didi mah! Didi mah!"
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"I'm sorry, guys. We're shuttir down for a while. Sorry."
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"- See ya in a week! - Good luck, Dad."
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"Although I'm morally opposed to the military-industrial complex..."
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"Aw, that's sweet, honey. I'll bring you back a hat."
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"Hey, Homer. Bring me back a torpedo."
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"- No! - But Flanders got his kids torpedoes!"
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"Oh, he did, did he? I'll show him!"
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"I'll bring you a weapon of unimaginable destructive power!"
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