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Clips from Scrubs - My Rule of Thumb (S03E03)

"What guy?"
Scrubs
"This is it. Stop the car. Keep the meter running. We'll be right back."
Scrubs
"Quiet down back there."
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"- No, sir. - Drinking?"
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"Get your arm off me before I throw that phone in the street."
Scrubs
"Dammit, Perry. That is so not what you came down here to say."
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"The worm has turned, huh? Don't bother."
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"It's so nice to have real food again."
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"What the hell? What's it gonna be like when she's at my place?"
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"Hello and welcome to McSurgeons. May I take your order?"
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"Yeah, I was thinking about getting a simple operation"
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"Sometimes we forget that rules are there for a reason."
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"Really?"
Scrubs
"I finally have a liver with your name on it."
Scrubs
"Really?"
Scrubs
"Relax, Newbie, the gimp is chained up."
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"God, I need something to get me out of this. Anything."
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"Hello?"
Scrubs
"and know that everything's gonna be OK."
Scrubs
"Of course, some rules are just plain silly."
Scrubs
"Anyway, the point is, silence is awesome."
Scrubs
"but I say skip it and we continue in our state of mutual disdain."
Scrubs
"How long will you be staying?"
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"It's back. Look, if it makes it easier, you can just pretend I'm Carla."
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"You are so beautiful."
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"- Was he a Blood or a Crip? - He was Lutheran."
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"What a rush! I've never slept with a prostitute"
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"Elliot, they didn't even feed us."
Scrubs
"You're always taking shots at Turk,"
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"But, if you have a child maybe you'd like to try one of our infection meals."
Scrubs
"When Dr Cox is in a good mood, it flows out of him"
Scrubs
"I don't have to wear sweats. I'll wear slacks."
Scrubs
"who is not good enough for you. Not now, not ever."
Scrubs
"Our generation has the same morals and values as yours."
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"See ya."
Scrubs
"Room service. Who ordered the liver?"
Scrubs
"Thank you."
Scrubs
"Nah."
Scrubs
"Laverne, my girlfriend's coming. Would you mind giving her my keys?"
Scrubs
"you spend time with your patients and get emotionally attached."
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"That was worth the wait. You are a stallion."
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"...face reality and realise things are never gonna change between us."
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"There's cupcakes down in paediatrics."
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"Now, who haven't I slept with yet?"
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"Let's roll."
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"I'm marrying this. This is gonna be my husband."
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"Frick!"
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"Maggie, you seem so at peace with everything."
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"- This is a no-brainer. - You're right."
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"You..."
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"Stop being such a fuddy-duddy."
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"Hey! You never told me what you really think of Turk."
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"I feel really good about this."
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"Or not."
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"Gosh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of those."
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"Me too."
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"with no unexpected complications, please."
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