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Clips from Scrubs - My New Old Friend (S02E02)

"How are you holding up?"
Scrubs
"You know what? It was just stuff. I'm fine."
Scrubs
"Throw her down on that gurney and mount her like a lion."
Scrubs
"Yeah! Look, whenever I'm about to do some stupid-ass stuff,"
Scrubs
"Maybe it's because telling the truth"
Scrubs
"Oh, my God."
Scrubs
"I hate that stereotype that black people yell at movie screens."
Scrubs
"JD, I was kidding to prove a point."
Scrubs
"20 minutes later I'm in a cab,"
Scrubs
"on the list of your problems."
Scrubs
"and anytime we feel lonely or vulnerable, we have hot sex?"
Scrubs
"Leventhal's a quack. You're the guy. You're the man."
Scrubs
"My flashlight didn't have any batteries."
Scrubs
"you're the one who calls me on it and damn sure makes me stop."
Scrubs
"Maybe we're just not as close as we used to be."
Scrubs
"And my shoes!"
Scrubs
"- I don't feel weird. - I feel weird."
Scrubs
"What the hell are you doing?"
Scrubs
"Mr Corman,"
Scrubs
"Cos instead, I'm gonna be a doctor."
Scrubs
"that I come in here thinking I'm sick when I'm not."
Scrubs
"Unless you live with a co-worker you like"
Scrubs
"Of course, he wouldn't be laughing so hard"
Scrubs
"and she just wants to be friends."
Scrubs
"and blah, blah, blah, nerdy sex."
Scrubs
"- I didn't mean it that way. - How did you mean it?"
Scrubs
"so when I pack for vacation I just pack cleaning supplies."
Scrubs
"All I'm saying is that Miss Kaye looks like she's in great shape."
Scrubs
"- My truck was right there. - Where is it now?"
Scrubs
"And it wasn't just stuff."
Scrubs
"Hey, are you trying to make time with my best girl, sport?"
Scrubs
"No, I don't. You can... with anyone that you want."
Scrubs
"Well, Mr Corman, how'd that go for you?"
Scrubs
"- You can do it. - Bless you."
Scrubs
"That comes with the territory."
Scrubs
"and cried on his shoulder, boo-hoo."
Scrubs
"What imaginary disease is ailing you this time, my good man?"
Scrubs
"You're the one that drew all these lines up,"
Scrubs
"You know what? It was just stuff. I'm fine."
Scrubs
"So she wants to play chicken, huh? Well, buckle up, missy."
Scrubs
"from somebody I could help."
Scrubs
"That would mean sticking an enormous needle"
Scrubs
"- So, where do we start? - Well, first off, we need to..."
Scrubs
"that my grandma had crocheted for me and..."
Scrubs
"Oh, so you named your car, huh?"
Scrubs
"What kind of grown man still names his car?"
Scrubs
"Kids don't wanna hear about being a janitor."
Scrubs
"I'm still a virgin."
Scrubs
"Flowers are good for any occasion."
Scrubs
"- Going on vacation? - Cos I'm a janitor,"
Scrubs
"Do you mind?"
Scrubs
"I know."
Scrubs
"- Brain. - Brain. Mrs Kaye is doing great,"
Scrubs
"mind-numbing... agony?"
Scrubs
"Why don't you tell her yourself, sir?"
Scrubs
"- a diminished reaction time. - Christopher, come here."
Scrubs
"I guess she told him. Gotta go."
Scrubs
"During this entire conversation I've actually been imagining myself"
Scrubs
"Ah, what the hell, I'll take the giant hip needle."
Scrubs
"Last month you thought you had Familial Mediterranean Fever."
Scrubs
"Like you see some horror flick and you'd be yelling,"
Scrubs
"- Fantastic. - You're such an ass."
Scrubs
"I just don't feel like going back to that hospital, you know?"
Scrubs
"Where the hell is Carla? We're gonna miss the previews."
Scrubs
"Your hair got longer. And I don't appreciate your tone."
Scrubs
"he was telling a different Dr Reid not to stop."
Scrubs
"So you're just, like, right here watching us?"
Scrubs
"that wanna grow up to make the world sparkle?"
Scrubs
"I don't know. I didn't know it was just your patient."
Scrubs
"Nothing is more important than making time for an old friend."
Scrubs
"Oh, yeah. This is how you like it."
Scrubs
"Don't you be shy. You can tell Uncle Coxy about the naught-ay."
Scrubs
"- You know, Elliot... - What's up, medical dogs?"
Scrubs
"That wonderful time of year"
Scrubs
"And I'm sorry you lost all your things. That totally sucks."
Scrubs
"I'm invisible to the naked eye."
Scrubs
"There's no one around. Time to tell her how you really feel."
Scrubs
"You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't ya?"
Scrubs
"out in the real world."
Scrubs
"Great! You know, but there's no rush for you to move out."
Scrubs
"There are a few things I've always believed in."
Scrubs
"Especially if the old girl's seen better days."
Scrubs
"and play "toss the poop" with the other monkeys?"
Scrubs
"Everything I owned was in that truck."
Scrubs
"Why do I keep blanking on that?"
Scrubs
"- Oh, come on. - OK, I'll tell you what."
Scrubs
"Could you speak up? Mr Roberts doesn't hear so well."
Scrubs
"Morning, skipper."
Scrubs
"I'd probably just pull your arm off."
Scrubs
"Just exactly what happened to that?"
Scrubs
"I had to sleep in my tub last night."
Scrubs
"What is it?"
Scrubs
"when you two crazy kids throw caution to the wind"
Scrubs
"You got yourself a bad case of the "Wish you were sicks.""
Scrubs
"Well, I read the symptoms on the Internet, OK? I have Yaba."
Scrubs
"She reminds me of my gram-gram."
Scrubs
"What the hell? Did you just throw something out into the hall?"
Scrubs
"It is a very rare form of... cancer."
Scrubs
"that he'd never come back in my hospital again?"
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"JD, I wasn't looking for a boyfriend last night."
Scrubs
"- You're pregnant. - Again?"
Scrubs
"Some patients don't like telling the whole truth."
Scrubs
"if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit."
Scrubs
"And I only had one picture of..."
Scrubs
"I'm just Jim Dandy."
Scrubs
"The end. Dear Lord, Laverne, how in God's name"
Scrubs
"You'd have to ask the guys who stole it."
Scrubs
"Yeah."
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