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Clips from Friends - The One with the Sonogram at the End (S01E01)

"What you guys don't understand is..."
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"You serious?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian."
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"...after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was..."
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"Otherwise, you're gonna find yourself..."
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"Marsha, see, these are cave people."
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""Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close." See?"
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"You look great."
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"...stands erect..."
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"Well..."
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"I think this is the episode of Three's Company..."
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"Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down."
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"Whose little ball of paper is this?"
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"So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead."
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"Monica? Hi. Um..."
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"I mean, you're, like, all chaotic and twirly, you know?"
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"Yeah, calm down."
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"You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come."
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"Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough having to give it back to him."
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"Oh, God. Now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring..."
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"...which makes it so much harder."
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"Oh, don't be mad."
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"I just can't do it."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"...you might be where I am right about now."
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"She is so great. I miss her."
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"Anyway, they want me to go down to this..."
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"So, what are you gonna do?"
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"I have no idea."
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"No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father."
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"[JOEY CLANGING UTENSILS]"
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"Mm."
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"I think they're great. I really do."
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"The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?"
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"I'm sorry. Why is this girl going to call me?"
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"Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking or food..."
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"Well, they don't have to know that."
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"I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part..."
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"...but were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing?"
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"Because I think it might take some of the heat off me."
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"...but $40,000 is a lot of money."
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"Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar."
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"You're independent and you always have been."
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"I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer."
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"...our little Harmonica doesn't seem to have that problem."
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"So, Ross, what's going on with you?"
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"Carol's a lesbian."
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"She's pregnant with my child."
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"And you knew about this?"
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"Your folks are really that bad, huh?"
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"They know what they're doing. They take their time."
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"They get the job done."
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"Boy, if you could, I'd want yours."
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"You know, it's even worse when you're twins."
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"You know, as someone who's recently been dumped."
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"Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work."
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"There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway..."
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"Hi."
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"- Dr. Oberman. - Dr. Oberman. Okay, and is he...?"
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"Quack, quack..."
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"...quack, quack, quack."
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"Be right there. I'll be back in a second."
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"Okay."
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"Give me a "for instance.""
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"Well, I don't know. Okay, okay."
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"Still, you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse.""
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"No."
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"I went with Mindy."
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"My maid of honor, Mindy?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Well, I'm..."
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"Oh."
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"Listen, I really wanted to thank you."
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"...more than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life."
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"- Spit. - What?"
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"Well, thank you for giving it back."
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"Thank you."
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"What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?"
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"Well, wait a minute. Why is she in the title?"
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"Because it's my baby too."
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"That's funny. Really? I don't remember you making any sperm."
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"Honestly. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller."
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"Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch."
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"He knows they'll wind up calling her Geller. Then he gets his way."
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"Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but, uh, thanks for sharing."
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"Uh, lie back."
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"Look at that."
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"Hi, it's Rachel."
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"Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, he told me."
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"...for us, kissing is as important as any part of it."
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"Yeah, right."
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"Everything you need to know is in that first kiss."
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"- Absolutely. - Yeah, I think, for us..."
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"...kissing is pretty much like an opening act."
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"I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through..."
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"...before Pink Floyd comes out."
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"It's just that that's not..."
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"...why we bought the ticket."
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"See, the problem is, though..."
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"...you girls are always looking for the comedian again."
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"...basically just trying to stay awake."
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"Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian."
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"Are we still talking about sex?"
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"ROSS: No, it's good. It is good."
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"It's just that, doesn't she seem a little angry?"
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"Well, she has issues."
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"Does she?"
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"He's out banging other women over the head with a club..."
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"...while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet."
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"- No, no. - Yes, it is. Carol, hi."
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"How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Well, you know, in here, anyone who..."
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"- So, what's new? Still a... - A lesbian?"
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"You never know."
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"How's, um...? How's the family?"
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"Marty's still totally paranoid."
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"- Oh, and... - Carol, why are you here, Carol?"
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