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Clips from Friends - The One with George Stephanopoulos (S01E01)

"You got way too much free time, man."
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"Hey, there's the birthday boy."
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"Rangers-Penguins tonight at the Garden. We're taking you."
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"- Happy birthday, pal. - We love you, man."
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"- So? - So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket..."
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"...and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? Huh?"
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"Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-is-Half-Empty?"
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"Oh, my God. Oh."
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"Is today the 20th? October 20th?"
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"- I was hoping you wouldn't remember. - Oh."
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"Today's the day Carol and I..."
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"...first consummated..."
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"...our physical relationship."
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"We had sex."
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"I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover."
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"Huh? Huh? Huh?"
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"- What are you doing? - I have no idea."
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"Come on, Ross."
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"- All right. - Look, look, look. My first paycheck."
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"Look at the window. There's my name. Hi, me."
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"I remember the day I got my first paycheck."
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"There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed."
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"No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?"
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"I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it."
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"And it was totally..."
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"Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?"
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"I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that."
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"Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job."
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"- You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"By the way, great service today."
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"CHANDLER & JOEY: Hockey. - Hockey. Hockey."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom."
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"Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play."
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"RACHEL: So, what's going on with you?"
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"Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm."
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"[BOTH SHRIEK]"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"We'll take a time-out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes."
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"Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first..."
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"...you know."
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"It's because we... Sorry. Sorry."
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"Yes, bunny?"
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"Actually, nectarines, but basically."
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"- Could've been a peach. - Then we, uh..."
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"Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's."
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"What? I thought we were trying to find stuff."
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"Oh, come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt."
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"Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar."
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"- All right, let's talk reality for a second. - Okay."
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"- When are you coming home? - What?"
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"Guys, I'm not."
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"- Heh. Come on. This is us. - I'm not."
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"This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job."
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"Waitressing?"
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"I mean, I'm..."
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"I, um..."
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"And I take the dead flowers out of the vase."
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"Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies."
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"[WHIRRING]"
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"MONICA: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends?"
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"[MONICA & PHOEBE SHRIEK]"
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"Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch?"
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"What's that?"
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"- Well, it's rum and... - Okay."
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"We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"Ooh, ooh. And I brought Operation."
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"But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate."
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"But we can prep the guy."
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"Oh, God. Ask them what they want."
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"Could you please tell me what this is in reference to?"
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"Um, they say there's been unusual activity on your account."
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"- But I haven't used my card in weeks. - That is the unusual activity."
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"They just wanna see if you're okay."
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"They wanna know if I'm okay?"
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"Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay. Okay, let's see."
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"Well, let's see. The FICA guys took all my money."
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"Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted..."
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"And it's not even for me."
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"So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay. Okay?"
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"- Can you call back? - All right. Come on."
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"- Sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"Uh-oh."
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"What? There was ice there that night with Carol?"
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"Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?"
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"But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night."
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"It was the first frost."
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"You should feel great."
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"Monica, what is so amazing?"
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"I gave up like everything. And for what?"
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"Jack from downstairs?"
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"No, Jack and the Beanstalk."
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"See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans."
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"And then he woke up and there was this big plant..."
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"...outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff."
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"Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow."
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"I gave up an orthodontist."
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"Oh, see, Jack did love the cow."
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"But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear."
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"- Flupie? - Yeah."
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"You're not the only one. We don't know where we're going."
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"You gotta figure, at some point, it's gonna come together..."
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"...and it's just gonna be "unflupie.""
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"Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn't come together?"
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"Well, because you just... I don't like this question."
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"Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans?"
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"...beans?"
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"- Hey, look, we're on that TV thing. - Ooh, ooh, ooh."
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"- I got it! - Hey, hey, we got it! Hey!"
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"Excuse me."
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"It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar."
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"Well, I'm not completely satisfied."
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"Listen, it's kind of an emergency."
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"I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room."
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"ROSS: Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay?"
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"But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented."
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"- Well, you'll have to wait your turn. - Well, how long do you think it'll be?"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"ROSS: Hey, listen... Ooh."
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