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Clips from The Office (2005) - Secretary's Day (S06E06)

"Lowest of the low, that guy."
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"Just a notch above Toby."
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"You know what? What?"
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"I'm going to kill him. No, I'm not. I feel... No."
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"You just have to go in there. You have to hear it from her."
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"I have to hear it from her. But you have to settle down first."
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"Okay. Right?"
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"Yes. I need to have her say..."
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"I need to say, "What the hell is that? Calm down first."
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"Look at this baby picture."
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"(GRUNTING) Oh, God, no. Oh, my God."
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"Hi, Michael. Okay."
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"Okay."
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"I talked to corporate. Turns out there have been 12 reports of faulty printers."
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"Out of 400,000."
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"Thank you for bringing this to our attention."
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"So, I'd like to reward you for that."
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"That's good for five bucks at Dunkin' Donuts. Any Dunkin' Donuts."
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"You know what? We should really do something fun this week."
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"Yeah. Wouldn't that be fun?"
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"What do you want to do? I can't do it Thursday, book club."
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"How about Friday?"
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"Oh! Friday doesn't work."
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"Oh, really? 'Cause I was thinking we could go to this concert."
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"Well, won't you be at the concert?"
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"Well, I can make it on Tuesday."
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"You're cheating."
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"You're cheating on me."
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"Nice effort."
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"We're printing on 24-pound premium stock paper,"
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"approximately 300 sheets in. So far no signs of distress."
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"it's because I've turned state's witness, because I'm in danger,"
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"because I know too much."
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"You should talk in a higher voice"
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"Higher, okay?"
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"Higher. Make it higher?"
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"Okay. (IN HIGH PITCHED TONE) I have come to the conclusion that the Sabre Corporation..."
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"One more, yeah."
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"(IN NORMAL VOICE) It's smoking."
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"I knew it!"
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"This... We are blowing the roof off!"
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"Blowing the roof off!"
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"This is my partner, Darryl Philbin."
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"Things get real. It's not funny."
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"go to church, try to do one nice thing per day."
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"Who is he?"
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"I'm the mistress?"
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"Okay, everybody, let's take this next hill!"
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"You know what? You had your chance, you're no leader."
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"We're approaching a cool-down, down a gentle hill."
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"If they catch us, they will rape us."
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"You're barely alive. Okay, now, nice cool-down."
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"Stop it! Stop what?"
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"Ha!"
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"we went and got a nanny, and then we went out and took a class"
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"on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication"
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"just so we can talk about you in front of you."
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"Yep, that's exactly what we did."
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"It all started when Dwight was tapping his foot against the leg of his desk."
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"When I asked him to stop, he said,"
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"Detonator? Detonator. Where?"
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"Get back to work, Dwight. Please."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Whoo!"
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"Emotionally, and sexually, and orally."
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"And I am not used to relationships going this well."
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"Who enjoys the weekends?"
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"Of course. Now the weekend is always great"
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"But we need to find something to do this weekend beside have sex."
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"Did I say that? Yes, I did."
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"I have an idea for your weekend. Okay."
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"Let me go back to my desk right now. Okay."
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"No, no, no, no, you guys sit down. I need ideas."
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"Come on, shout them out. Shout them out."
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"Walk around apple orchards. Oh!"
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"Super romantic. That's fun."
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"Curl up with your favorite DVD."
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"They have heart-shaped Jacuzzis, room enough for three."
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"We actually went to the Poconos last Tuesday."
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"We headed up there, we went to a little Chinese bistro, P.F. Chang's."
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"Why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang's"
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"when we have the Great Wall in Scranton?"
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"Because when your super-hot girlfriend"
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"says, "I want to go to Mount Pocono,""
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"And we screwed. Whoops! TMI! (PEOPLE GROANING)"
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"Wait, that's crazy far. Are you sure she's not cheating?"
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"You know what, Kelly, this is the real world."
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"Not, The Real World, Scranton."
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"Oh, my God, this is super weird."
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"When Ryan had two girlfriends,"
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"just so the other girl wouldn't see."
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"Some diner? It was the Starlight Diner."
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"It's in a Life magazine spread about Americana."
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"You guys think Donna's cheating on me?"
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"No. Michael, no."
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"You had a nice meal with your girlfriend in a lovely place."
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"And sex. We had sex, too. That is right."
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"Okay. And she won't say, "I love you.""
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"How many dates have you been on?"
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"That seems quick, even for lesbians."
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"RYAN: Does she keep her phone locked around you, Michael?"
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"Does she watch how much she drinks around you, Michael?"
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"Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before sex?"
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"Does she shower after sex? Does she..."
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"Yeah, she does all that."
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"Michael, do not let your imagination run amok."
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"Run what? Amok."
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"It means don't let your imagination run out of control."
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"Why didn't you just say that, Pam?"
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"I live in a fantasy world."
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"You do?"
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"And I can't stay in a relationship"
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"But you didn't believe any of this was true five minutes ago."
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"That's what makes it so raw."
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"I have not eaten or slept."
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"Oh, God, that tickles. What do you..."
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"(WHISPERING) I want someone to follow Donna."
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"I need the name of a good private investigator."
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"$100 a day plus expenses."
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"I'll give you 50. Money's no object."
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