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Clips from American Dad! - Home Adrone (S05E05)

"[Chorus] # Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"Okay, I'm all "weady" for my first "airpwane" ride."
American Dad!
"With Roger dressed as little Caitlin here, we can all pre-board."
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"My middle name is Miracle, 'cause I was born attached to a dead twin..."
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"There he is, the man of the house."
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"Just initial here..."
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"It's the seventh."
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"It's an exact replica of our house key."
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"Thanks for trusting me with the house, Dad."
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"Thanks to Steve Smith of Langley Falls..."
American Dad!
"Next up on Burn a Scale Model of my House..."
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"this replica of a lovely mid-century ranch house."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"Sorry. The family's out of town, and I'm not supposed to have people over."
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"- You gotta let us in. - No way. My dad trusts me."
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"This is your chance to embrace it."
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"- But my dad- - You are not your dad, Steve."
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"[Whooping]"
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"##[Man Singing In Japanese]"
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"##[Continues]"
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"Not even your dad? [Gasps]"
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"[Electrical Squeaking]"
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"[Engines Whirring]"
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"- [Steve] Three, two, one- - [Beeping]"
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"[Pilot On P.A.] Folks, we've got an unidentified aircraft in the vicinity."
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"- We've been grounded until further notice. - [Passengers Groan]"
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"Stan, they won't let you. Once you get off, you can't get back on."
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"Oh, and a small plastic bag and some industrial solvent."
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"I'm trapped on a plane, and I can't get a drink."
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"Ah, every time- stuck behind a crying baby."
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"I don't know. But I think we got a bonus. There's a sorority house."
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"[Japanese]"
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"And that looks like my house."
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"We're-We're flying a military drone."
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"Pull up! Pull up!"
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"- [Squirrels Gasp] - My God."
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"Mr. President?"
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"[Japanese]"
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"He's gonna kill us. How's that boner now, Snot?"
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"- You think? - Yeah. This guy's the best."
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"Last summer, my uncle hit a deer..."
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"My uncle told me to say it was a deer."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"for a John Grisham novel."
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"I recommended The Client."
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"I don't think you don't understand."
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"Oh. But I gave you a piece of Orbits gum the other day. You were fine with that."
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"Orbits gum, Orbits gum, Orbits gum."
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"Need booze. [Gasping]"
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"that your little girl is adorable."
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"My little girl?"
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"I'm trying to spell "schizonophria.""
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""No Questions Asked. " Just like I said. See?"
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"Never seen a vehicle like this before."
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"Okay."
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"- if you are willing. - I am willing."
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"If you dress like a child, you're going to be treated like one."
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"That's it. I just need to change my costume."
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"God! This is ridiculous."
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"Try to relax, honey."
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"and an automatic water bowl..."
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"Stan- [Lowers Voice] Stan Smith."
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"I'm just gonna make him sound like Sean Connery."
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"Why are you still here?"
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"If that thing isn't fixed before my dad gets home, he's gonna kill me."
American Dad!
"Toshi, I can't understand what you're saying. I don't know why I call you."
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"[Sighs] Normal."
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"Looks like everything's okay here."
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"Uh, Steve? Could you come in here?"
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"Now it's here."
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"- [Grunts] - [Toilet Flushes]"
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"- You were in my study! - No, I wasn't!"
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"- Your daughter. Where is she? - I don't know. Somewhere."
American Dad!
"I'm the air marshal. Now, where is she?"
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"What are you talking about? I was just at the lavatories. There's nobody back there."
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"So you don't know where Caitlin is."
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"Hold me back like Sean Penn in Mystic River. Is that my daughter in there?"
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"I can't believe I trusted you."
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"They literally cut off your ass..."
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"I couldn't pay my gambling debts."
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"I play high-stakes "ball-in-the-cup" thing."
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"which nails other things to the floor."
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"We're not going anywhere until we find that little girl."
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"I'm gonna kill a passenger every 60 seconds, starting with this little boy."
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"- Where's the plane you stole? - Oh, that thing? Yeah, we sold it to Tim."
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"Fifty million bucks? Tim got a great deal."
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"[Chattering, Applause]"
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"[Knives Scraping]"
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"[Steve] Dad, get on the drone."
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"I know I let you down, but you gotta trust me."
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"I hope you know what you're doing."
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"Steve, you're gonna get me killed."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"- [Passengers Groaning] - [Hayley] Oh, my [Bleeps] God!"
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"Our little girl's going to look at a four-year college."
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"Isn't this exciting, Stan?"
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"My little girl's growing up. Look at her."
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"The costume was my idea."
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"who had a second butt where his mouth was supposed to be."
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"That- That is messed up."
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"Of course he is. He's never given us any reason not to trust him."
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"There was that one time I thought he got into my Playboys..."
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"Don't worry, Mom. When you get back, the house will be exactly as you left it."
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"Speaking of which, I did my final walk-through."
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"There's a scuff on the baseboard in the hallway..."
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"and a ding on the refrigerator door."
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"This is a big weekend for you, kiddo."
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"As a symbol of our trust, I'm giving you this honorary key."
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"except with the added benefit of functioning as a house key..."
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"as does the honorary key."
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"for sending us a photo of his home."
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"We're gonna burn it."
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"Hey, boys. What's crack-a-lackin'?"
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"Nothin'. Let's do stuff."
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"Wait. So you have the house all to yourself? Like overnight?"
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"- Oh, wow! - [Gasps]"
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"Like I did when I was a baby."
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"Dude, you're only young once."
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"Right now, you're being your mom..."
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"because you have a huge "burgina.""
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