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Clips from The Office (2005) - Ben Franklin (S03E03)

"How... Would you stop interrupting, please?"
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"and I gave myself the nastiest shock."
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"And when I came to, I had an epiphery."
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"And if I die, I want my son"
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"Here are some things that I want to teach you"
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"Number eight, learn how to take off a woman's bra."
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"Ow!"
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"And remember, no matter what, I will always love you."
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"He's not gonna be a murderer."
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"You know what, Dwight, do you want to do this or no?"
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"From the top. Ready? Three..."
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"Action."
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"It's my job to insure that none of you look like ragamuffins."
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"and confirmed on Wikipedia,"
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"every new bride on her wedding night."
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"as to what prima nocta meant."
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"Nothing."
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"Girls only."
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"Sort of a guys' night out."
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"It's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower."
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"but we had some really good talks"
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"and the night before that"
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"and every night for the last five nights."
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"Not that I've been eavesdropping."
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"But I've gotten pretty good at reading the back of Jim's neck."
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"Shut up! Yep."
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"There..."
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"Oh, God..."
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"No! No! No!"
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"It's gonna be good."
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"TODD: I have a full day of sales calls."
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"we're gonna be grilling up some steaks."
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"What do you mean you didn't order a stripper?"
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"You ever even been to a bachelor party?"
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"(MUMBLES)"
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"I can't get a stripper here."
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"Get one for the girls, too. That evens it out."
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"Okay. What?"
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"Okay, co-ed naked strippers in this office, for realsies."
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"Hey!"
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"Well, you seem a little tired."
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"Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep."
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"You've got to get your REM cycle"
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"Good advice, Beesly. Thanks."
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"Oh, my God."
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"and I need you to handle hiring the strippers."
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"I knew you would, Nancy."
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"No preference."
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"What do you think, redhead or brunette?"
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"Nice."
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"He hasn't even said a word yet."
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"JIM: Are you okay?"
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"Got you."
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"Okay, so they have Albert Einstein,"
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"Yep, SpongeBob SquarePants."
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"Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings."
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"Sparkling cider is very good."
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"Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott!"
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"He's in his knickers."
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"Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably"
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"And when they came over on the Mayflower."
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"your undivided attention."
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"Yes."
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"the night of my fateful kite flight..."
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"Do you have a girlfriend?"
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"Look at that."
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"No."
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"Oh, gross."
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"Okay, Ben Franklin."
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"Who wants some man meat?"
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"Deliciosity."
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"So I guess, you have the Ben Franklin wig and the costume"
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"What do you mean?"
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"But you're not still interested in him?"
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"Really?"
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"I mean, you're going out with Jim."
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"You're dating him, which is awesome,"
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"So, well, good."
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"Yeah."
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"Michael..."
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"That's a nice outfit."
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"I'm not really into strippers."
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"It's very moving and sexy, the art."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"That's all you, that's all you."
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"Just sit on down."
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"Yes!"
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"What's that?"
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"You know what? Okay. Excuse me."
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"Go back to work!"
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"You want me to answer phones with my clothes on?"
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"We hired you for three hours' work, and we're gonna get it."
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"You know, I invented electricity."
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"On the other hand, I'm afraid she's gonna dump me."
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"Really?"
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"But I kept all this from my wife, Deborah."
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"They are the gentler sex."
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"Chocolate? Where did you acquire it?"
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"I am 99% sure."
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"Are you... Are you okay?"
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"Look, I don't know how to say this, so I just will."
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"Okay."
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"I went to a bachelor party"
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"and things got a little out of hand."
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"Do what? I just asked you a question."
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"You know, Ryan, I'm..."
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"with one of your business school friends."
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"RYAN: Okay."
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"So you don't want to end our relationship?"
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"That is so sweet."
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"You are. You are."
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"It really makes you wonder how Ben Franklin can become President,"
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"but someone like Elizabeth can't."
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"If you're watching this, that means I'm already dead."
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"Life is a... How do you know it's gonna be a boy?"
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"Yesterday, I was scraping some gunk"
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"off my wall sockets with a metal fork"
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"Life is precious."
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"to know the dealio. The dealio of life."
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"that your mother won't be able to."
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