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Clips from Futurama - A Clockwork Origin (S06E06)

"I created you all,"
Futurama
"and I came here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave."
Futurama
"If you don't believe me, ask my uncle."
Futurama
"Yeah, honey, I'll be home for dinner."
Futurama
"We will reconvene when the jury reaches a verdict."
Futurama
"Son, you in a whole mess o' trouble."
Futurama
"Ethereal voice: No, we have not,"
Futurama
"for we have evolved to a higher state of consciousness."
Futurama
"That'll be $10, 000."
Futurama
"Well, digital photographs don't lie."
Futurama
"I admit that what you witnessed"
Futurama
"Evolution set in motion by a wise and all-knowing creator..."
Futurama
"You."
Futurama
"Oh, oh! And the creator could also be a robot."
Futurama
"(Scoffs) Then who built this so-called "creator robot"?"
Futurama
"Some magical bearded robot in the sky?"
Futurama
"(Mocking laughter)"
Futurama
"Then it's settled."
Futurama
"Finally, a world in which I'm happy to raise my son."
Futurama
"Zoidberg: I'm serious. He's a terrible person."
Futurama
"Cubert, you crapscallion!"
Futurama
"A bunch of smiling, angry people"
Futurama
"were handing out these anti-evolution flyers."
Futurama
"Evolution is under attack"
Futurama
"in our schools?!"
Futurama
"To the Science Mobile."
Futurama
"Yes. The Science Mobile."
Futurama
"It's just that you've never called it that before, but okay."
Futurama
"and I have to protect my kids from understanding it!"
Futurama
"(Applause and cheering)"
Futurama
"You people are as loud as you are ignorant."
Futurama
"As a Professor of science, I assure you"
Futurama
"that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey-men!"
Futurama
"but my ancestors were not monkeys."
Futurama
"Hard-working, patriotic orangutans."
Futurama
"Dr. Banjo?"
Futurama
"And I remind you that evolution is merely a theory,"
Futurama
"like gravity, or the shape of the Earth."
Futurama
"Hey, Professor, I'm a flying spaghetti monster."
Futurama
"You seriously believe I'm descended"
Futurama
"from some kind of flightless manicotti?"
Futurama
"A far more logical explanation"
Futurama
"is the undisprovable science of creatureism."
Futurama
"All life was created in its present form"
Futurama
"7,000 years ago"
Futurama
"If your elitist east coast evolution is real,"
Futurama
"between modern humans and ancient apes?"
Futurama
"It's called Homo erectus."
Futurama
"between apes and this Homo erectus."
Futurama
"It's called Homo habilis."
Futurama
"Aha! But no one has found the missing link"
Futurama
"between ape and this so-called Homo habilis."
Futurama
"Yes, they have!"
Futurama
"Oh-ho! I've got you now."
Futurama
"but where then is the missing link"
Futurama
"between apes and this Darwinius masillae?"
Futurama
"Answer me that, Professor!"
Futurama
"but just because we haven't found it"
Futurama
"doesn't mean it doesn't exist!"
Futurama
"Things don't exist simply because you believe in them."
Futurama
"Thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky!"
Futurama
"Professor: I'll show that banana-swilling poop-slinger!"
Futurama
"I found a missing link."
Futurama
"It seems to be half man, half toucan."
Futurama
"Not what we're looking for."
Futurama
"Throw it in the soup!"
Futurama
"And here's something."
Futurama
"You find something, Hermes?"
Futurama
"Ugh! I hate chiseling right after a manicure."
Futurama
"I broke off one of my of fingers!"
Futurama
"Look, Cubert."
Futurama
"(Snorts) I highly doubt"
Futurama
"I knew I should have gone with the ring-around-the-collar joke."
Futurama
"Hey, look! I found a robot fossil!"
Futurama
"There are no robot fossils."
Futurama
"What?! Who says I didn't evolve?"
Futurama
"Everybody!"
Futurama
"Robots were created quite recently."
Futurama
"It was in all the papers."
Futurama
"Then explain this!"
Futurama
"(Crickets chirping, tools scraping)"
Futurama
"Professor: I've hit a rich vein of missing links."
Futurama
"(Gasps)"
Futurama
"It's the elusive missing missing link."
Futurama
"This will show Banjo once and for all."
Futurama
"(Cheering)"
Futurama
"What the...?"
Futurama
"Hmm! My tux doesn't fit."
Futurama
"Probably because I've grown so much since I last wore it."
Futurama
"One might not say that."
Futurama
"You mean a man."
Futurama
"Or as I like to call you, future exhibits."
Futurama
"Tonight, we have a new resident here in the Hall of homini,"
Futurama
"generously donated by its discoverer,"
Futurama
"Hubert Farnsworth."
Futurama
"Ladies and gentlemen... Homo Farnsworth!"
Futurama
"(Applause)"
Futurama
"Once again, science saves the day."
Futurama
"The end."
Futurama
"And now, to discuss the scientific implications"
Futurama
"of this discovery, our new museum curator, Dr. Banjo!"
Futurama
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Futurama
"Just drop me off at that asteroid over there."
Futurama
"Wow, this planetoid is completely lifeless."
Futurama
"Not lifeless enough!"
Futurama
"Set up my shack so I can kick you out of it!"
Futurama
"It looks like diet Dr. Pepper."
Futurama
"It's not that bad."
Futurama
"It's just laden with toxic minerals."
Futurama
"But not for long."
Futurama
"Microscopic nanobots."
Futurama
"They're tiny robots I designed to eat up nasty irritants."
Futurama
"Speaking of nasty irritants,"
Futurama
"what's gonna become of Cubert?"
Futurama
"Who? Oh, my son."
Futurama
"Don't worry."
Futurama
"He's been safely abandoned with his godfather."
Futurama
"Cubert, I felt we needed some father-son bonding time,"
Futurama
"so I found a couple of baseball gloves"
Futurama
"Why don't you just go to hell?!"
Futurama
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