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Clips from Friends - The One with the Fake Party (S04E04)

"Hey, whoa, hey."
Friends
"- What was that? - Oh, that's just an antitheft device."
Friends
"Well, you need that too, because obviously a thief could just tear this up."
Friends
"Listen, we have to have a party tonight."
Friends
"We have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans."
Friends
"- What? - Yeah, what's going on?"
Friends
"We have to have a surprise bon-voyage party for Emily."
Friends
"But it's actually for Joshua."
Friends
"Look, he said he's not ready to date."
Friends
"So I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside work."
Friends
"And now I have created the perfect opportunity to seduce him."
Friends
"Well, as much as I'd like to meet Josh and warn him..."
Friends
"She's gonna come by first to say goodbye."
Friends
"And then I've got a whole special evening planned. So sorry. No party."
Friends
"Aw."
Friends
"- Hello? - Surprise!"
Friends
"BOTH: Surprise!"
Friends
"No one's ever thrown me a surprise party before."
Friends
"Well, it was all Ross' idea."
Friends
"And I'm so surprised."
Friends
"You really didn't know?"
Friends
"[CORNERSHOP'S "BRIMFUL OF ASHA" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"There's dancin'"
Friends
"Behind movie scenes"
Friends
"Why are you over here if Joshua's all the way over there?"
Friends
"Uh, because I'm trying to play hard-to-get."
Friends
"Oh, quick. He's looking over here. Say something funny."
Friends
"- Like what? - Ha-ha-ha."
Friends
"What's so funny?"
Friends
"I said, "Like what?""
Friends
"Okay, you know what? This playing-hard-to-get thing is not working."
Friends
"Uh, hand me those cherries. Okay."
Friends
"- Hi. - Hey."
Friends
"- Care for a cherry? - No, thanks."
Friends
"You know, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue."
Friends
"[COUGHING]"
Friends
"You okay?"
Friends
"You all right?"
Friends
"So we should probably get going soon."
Friends
"Oh, but the party's only just getting started."
Friends
"Yeah, but we have to be at The Four Seasons for drinks in, oh, 15 minutes."
Friends
"And then, uh, you know, then the Plaza for dinner."
Friends
"So why did you plan a party at the same time?"
Friends
"No, no, no. Ha, ha."
Friends
"Actually, American surprise parties are very short."
Friends
"It's usually, "Surprise!" Then, "Oh, my God, I'm so surprised. Goodbye.""
Friends
"Ross, I'm having such a great time."
Friends
"...and host make-believe tea parties."
Friends
"Monica said that, did she?"
Friends
"Oh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?"
Friends
"- A little salami. - Ooh, yeah. Yeah."
Friends
"Then, um, what goes on top of the salami?"
Friends
"- Pastrami. - Oh, yeah."
Friends
"You're a genius."
Friends
"Up."
Friends
"- And "lucky" means "more cleavage"? - Does for me."
Friends
"Oh, God, look at him. He's so cute."
Friends
"I just want to go over there and grab him and kiss him."
Friends
"How could I kiss him without letting him know that I like him?"
Friends
"Hey, I know how you can get him. Take off your bra."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"- There was a scene in Footloose... - Flashdance."
Friends
"- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, with that plumber girl? - She was a welder."
Friends
"Were you, like, in the movie?"
Friends
"Anyway, she takes off her bra under the shirt..."
Friends
"...and pulls it out the sleeve."
Friends
"Very sexy. And classy."
Friends
"Or if you wanna kiss him, um, you could use mistletoe."
Friends
"It's not Christmas."
Friends
"- Or spin the bottle. - And he's not 11."
Friends
"- Yes, we have something we have to get to. - Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna take off too."
Friends
"No, you guys, you can't leave yet. You have to stay."
Friends
"What big thing?"
Friends
"RACHEL: So, Spin-The-Bottle works like this."
Friends
"I spin the bottle."
Friends
"Lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther."
Friends
"All right."
Friends
"Who wants to go first?"
Friends
"I'll go."
Friends
"[RACHEL SHOUTS]"
Friends
"Welcome to America."
Friends
"RACHEL: Oh."
Friends
"RACHEL: Oh, my God."
Friends
"Oh, my gosh. Two in a row. You gotta use your tongues now."
Friends
"What are the odds? What are the odds?"
Friends
"Okay, that's enough, you know. Ha, ha."
Friends
"Let's let someone else play."
Friends
"Oh! Look at that."
Friends
"Oh, my God."
Friends
"Oh, my God. The baby just kicked."
Friends
"[ALL SHOUT]"
Friends
"It's okay, it's okay. If it kicked once, it'll kick again."
Friends
"[ALL CHATTERING]"
Friends
"It was a bug."
Friends
"It doesn't matter how much I'm craving it."
Friends
"You know why I'm never gonna eat meat? Because it's cold-blooded murder."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"Phoebe, what are you doing?"
Friends
"I can't help it."
Friends
"- Yeah, totally. - All right, okay."
Friends
"Well, this is the same kind of deal."
Friends
"If you're gonna do something wrong..."
Friends
"...do it right."
Friends
"Feel better?"
Friends
"Six more months, three meals a day?"
Friends
"Hey, what if I said I could even things out for you, meat-wise?"
Friends
"- What? - Well, I eat a lot of meat, right?"
Friends
"- Yeah. - But suppose, until the baby's born..."
Friends
"...I laid off it."
Friends
"No extra animals would die. You'd just be eating my animals."
Friends
"Joey, I can't believe you'd do that for me."
Friends
"Absolutely. I could be a vegetarian."
Friends
"There's no meat in beer, right?"
Friends
"Okay, we can still make dinner if we skip the appetizers..."
Friends
"We can't go now. Looks like Rachel is going to put on a skit."
Friends
"Oh, my God. Have you lost your mind?"
Friends
"My lucky dress wasn't working out too well for me."
Friends
"But for four years, this baby never missed."
Friends
"Rachel, wait, I can't let..."
Friends
"Actually, I kind of want to see what happens."
Friends
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