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Clips from Friends - The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel (S03E03)

"...but these cartons are so flinging, flanging hard to open!"
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"What if I told you there's a new product that guarantees..."
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"This is the first time he's used this. You'll see how easy this is to do."
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"Now I can have milk every day."
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"I can't watch this anymore."
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"I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See? All of it."
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"What is the great tragedy here? Get yourself another appointment."
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"- She only talks to agents. - What a sad little life she must lead."
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"Hi, this is Caitlin from Phoebe Buffay's office."
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"Is Anne there for Phoebe?"
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"She'll know what it's about."
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"Is anybody else scared?"
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"Oh, now you want a pad."
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"So he's got a doll. So what?"
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"This wouldn't have to do with the fact..."
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"Don't you wanna play with a monster truck?"
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"I loved that movie."
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"I'm sorry. It just felt nice."
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"And if I get it, I'll have to see her tonight."
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"What is it with you people?"
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"...until we break up with you?"
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"Do we have any thoughts here?"
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"...you're not allowed through with more than one girl in the car."
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"You're afraid of bugs."
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"If I'm staring down the barrel of a gun..."
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"...I'm gonna be pretty much peeing every which way."
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"Listen to this and tell me what you think."
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"- Honey? - Oh, because it's a beeper."
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"Hi. I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page."
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"Okay, she's in her car. I'll have to patch you through."
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"Except that I do and he will."
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"Great. Oh, you are such a sweetheart."
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"I would love to have lunch with you! How about we have lunch next..."
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"It was really fun. I mean, I've never talked on a car phone before."
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"There's another audition I want, and Estelle couldn't get me in."
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"Contact paper!"
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"Wait, there's more. See, the contact paper is to go..."
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"...because, oh, my God!"
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"But that's what's happened. And there's more."
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"We should?"
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"We're a couple, and that's what couples do."
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"I don't think we need to because you're tripping me out right now!"
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"I could probably say, "Let's move in together," and I'd be okay."
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"I'm not even divorced yet! You just invited me over here for pasta..."
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"This ice cream tastes like crap, by the way."
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"Yeah, you do."
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"Very critical time. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone..."
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"It's the toughest guy in Toyland, Ben!"
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"G.I. Joe? Cool! Can I play?"
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"Go, Joe!"
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"Hello?"
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"Okay? I mean, you didn't get it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"But they shouldn't happen. You know what?"
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"I'm sorry. I quit."
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"No, no, you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had."
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"Rejection is part of being an actor. You can't take it personal."
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"Oh, God, there's that face again. See? I can't do this job!"
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"This is why you have to do this job! Agents always lie."
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"- Chandler! - Hello, Janice."
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"What kind of party serves barley?"
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"- Where is this party? - Here in Chelsea."
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"Whose party is it?"
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"A woman's."
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"Okay. Shoot."
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"Oh, no wait. I'm sorry. That's "pretty dumb.""
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"Yeah, no, I understand."
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"Sorry."
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"I am so busted!"
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"My God, Chandler, we said be "aloof," not "a doof.""
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"I've actually ruined this, haven't I?"
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"Okay. What do I do?"
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"Hello, Janice? Hi."
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"I'm so glad that you called."
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"...she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now."
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"And if you guys can't deal with it, that's just your too bad."
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"You used to dress up like a woman."
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"Okay. You are totally making this up."
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"How can you not remember?"
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"I've literally never been this happy."
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"- I am Bea - Okay."
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"Won't you dance around with...?"
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"It's on again!"
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"Guys, could we please not watch this?"
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"This ever happen to you? You go to get a glass of milk..."
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"Boy, you said it, Mike."
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"- There's gotta be a better way. - There is, Kevin!"
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"- Can we please turn this off? - No way, Kevin!"
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"...you'll never have to open up milk cartons again?"
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"Meet the Milkmaster 2000!"
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"- This works in any milk carton. - Wow, it is easy!"
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"You've suffered enough. We'll change it."
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"- How many times has this happened? - There's gotta be a better way!"
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"So let's go to a bad one, and make out."
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"Perhaps you'd like me to turn so you can bunny-bump against my back?"
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"- Hey, man. What's up? - Maybe you can tell me."
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"My agent wants to know why I didn't show up at my audition today..."
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"...my first good one in weeks. How could you not give me the message?"
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"I'll tell you, I do enjoy guilt..."
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"Yes, it was. It was him!"
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"Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10..."
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"...and I hadn't found a place to hide yet."
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"Yep, that's my audition."
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"See? Now, this is why I keep notepads everywhere."
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"Yep. And that's why we don't invite you to play."
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"Well, that is unfair!"
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"I'll call her. I'll tell her it was my fault."
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"You can't. The casting director doesn't talk to friends."
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"- What are you doing? - No, I know, I know."
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"Hang up. Hang up right..."
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"Annie? Hi. Listen, we've got a problem with Joey Tribbiani."
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"Apparently, he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office?"
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"Estelle? I don't know what to do with her."
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"So your husband leaves and burns down the apartment. The world doesn't stop."
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"If Joey loses this audition, then that is it for Estelle. I don't care!"
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"Annie, you are a doll. What time can you see him? I need a pen. Pen!"
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"Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!"
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"That's funny. Ugly Naked Guy's naked, but his dog's wearing a sweater."
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"Hey!"
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"Where's my boy?"
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"What's my boy doing with a Barbie?"
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