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Clips from Future Man (S01E01)

TV Series 2017 –2020 Season 1, Episode 1 30 min ★ 7.6/10 (34,734 ratings) 688 clips
Adventure Comedy Action

Credits

Hey, just leave it!
"Hey, just leave it!"
Future Man
Now that's what I call a hole in one.
"Now that's what I call a hole in one."
Future Man
And awe.
"And awe."
Future Man
-Future Man. -Joshy?
"-Future Man. -Joshy?"
Future Man
Joshy!
"Joshy!"
Future Man
Dad, you don't have to wake me up, okay?
"Dad, you don't have to wake me up, okay?"
Future Man
I'm an adult, you don't have to make me pancakes!
"I'm an adult, you don't have to make me pancakes!"
Future Man
My joystick!
"My joystick!"
Future Man
-Yo! -Hey, Futterman!
"-Yo! -Hey, Futterman!"
Future Man
Why you still playing that stupid game?
"Why you still playing that stupid game?"
Future Man
Bam, you like that?
"Bam, you like that?"
Future Man
I've been working on my slams.
"I've been working on my slams."
Future Man
Look, Luigi wouldn't last one day in the Biotic Wars.
"Look, Luigi wouldn't last one day in the Biotic Wars."
Future Man
Italian plumbers that are trying to stop him,
"Italian plumbers that are trying to stop him,"
Future Man
that lead right inside.
"that lead right inside."
Future Man
-Destiny?! -That's how you know
"-Destiny?! -That's how you know"
Future Man
And the one thing he didn't see coming
"And the one thing he didn't see coming"
Future Man
Yeah, have fun saving the world.
"Yeah, have fun saving the world."
Future Man
Earth 2162.
"Earth 2162."
Future Man
The Biotics, a super race immune to disease,
"The Biotics, a super race immune to disease,"
Future Man
Yes, I would.
"Yes, I would."
Future Man
Rip his fucking dick off!
"Rip his fucking dick off!"
Future Man
-I live for blood! -Hey, Josh.
"-I live for blood! -Hey, Josh."
Future Man
It smells bad.
"It smells bad."
Future Man
You know you're surrounded by cleaning supplies, right?
"You know you're surrounded by cleaning supplies, right?"
Future Man
Yeah, yeah, no, I know, I just--I'm in the middle
"Yeah, yeah, no, I know, I just--I'm in the middle"
Future Man
It's not unhealthy.
"It's not unhealthy."
Future Man
No. No, it's--it's-- It's apple juice.
"No. No, it's--it's-- It's apple juice."
Future Man
Nope.
"Nope."
Future Man
Anyway, what level are you on?
"Anyway, what level are you on?"
Future Man
'cause I did not have a graceful way
"'cause I did not have a graceful way"
Future Man
Well, actually, one of 'em was.
"Well, actually, one of 'em was."
Future Man
Got a good thing going, got a good thing going
"Got a good thing going, got a good thing going"
Future Man
Dr. Camillo, please, just give me a break.
"Dr. Camillo, please, just give me a break."
Future Man
The custodial staff doesn't work for you,
"The custodial staff doesn't work for you,"
Future Man
Right away, sir.
"Right away, sir."
Future Man
It's what we're fighting here, the good fight.
"It's what we're fighting here, the good fight."
Future Man
at the Christmas party.
"at the Christmas party."
Future Man
-Oh, yeah, it's all you. -What's your name again?
"-Oh, yeah, it's all you. -What's your name again?"
Future Man
Come take a walk with me.
"Come take a walk with me."
Future Man
but there's nothing simple about it.
"but there's nothing simple about it."
Future Man
seeking a cure.
"seeking a cure."
Future Man
It was the night of the moon landing.
"It was the night of the moon landing."
Future Man
The night of the moon landing?
"The night of the moon landing?"
Future Man
Maybe you could've warned me that beneath
"Maybe you could've warned me that beneath"
Future Man
One day, I'm gonna find a cure
"One day, I'm gonna find a cure"
Future Man
for this hideous blemish.
"for this hideous blemish."
Future Man
expecting a different result."
"expecting a different result.""
Future Man
And I instantly forgive you,
"And I instantly forgive you,"
Future Man
This is a Futterman house.
"This is a Futterman house."
Future Man
little Futterman in that same room.
"little Futterman in that same room."
Future Man
You should be encouraging me to get out of the house!
"You should be encouraging me to get out of the house!"
Future Man
You're the best at it, right?
"You're the best at it, right?"
Future Man
It's not real, it's just an escape.
"It's not real, it's just an escape."
Future Man
I'm not helping anybody by playing video games.
"I'm not helping anybody by playing video games."
Future Man
Break their bodies!
"Break their bodies!"
Future Man
I can't keep doing the same thing again and again
"I can't keep doing the same thing again and again"
Future Man
Oh, shit.
"Oh, shit."
Future Man
Self-destruct sequence activated.
"Self-destruct sequence activated."
Future Man
-Oh, my God, go! -Three.
"-Oh, my God, go! -Three."
Future Man
You are the savior.
"You are the savior."
Future Man
Guess what I did?
"Guess what I did?"
Future Man
Hey, Tiger.
"Hey, Tiger."
Future Man
Although, technically, male cats don't--
"Although, technically, male cats don't--"
Future Man
Future Man.
"Future Man."
Future Man
Oh, I'm hit!
"Oh, I'm hit!"
Future Man
are characters from my video game?
"are characters from my video game?"
Future Man
but the clock is ticking
"but the clock is ticking"
Future Man
No, I'm going to '69 with you too,
"No, I'm going to '69 with you too,"
Future Man
Good men!
"Good men!"
Future Man
We don't know how many we have.
"We don't know how many we have."
Future Man
You're terrific actors,
"You're terrific actors,"
Future Man
You can't even be--
"You can't even be--"
Future Man
Where's all my shit?
"Where's all my shit?"
Future Man
Altitude velocity lights.
"Altitude velocity lights."
Future Man
You know the day destroys the night
"You know the day destroys the night"
Future Man
Mom!
"Mom!"
Future Man
Help!
"Help!"
Future Man
Get him, Dad!
"Get him, Dad!"
Future Man
Future Man.
"Future Man."
Future Man
No, no, no, no.
"No, no, no, no."
Future Man
Grandma, Grandma, it's me, Joshy.
"Grandma, Grandma, it's me, Joshy."
Future Man
Uncle Barry?
"Uncle Barry?"
Future Man
All right, we tried it your away,
"All right, we tried it your away,"
Future Man
Ow, my ear!
"Ow, my ear!"
Future Man
She gets high
"She gets high"
Future Man
She gets high
"She gets high"
Future Man
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!"
Future Man
What the fuck are you doing, moron?
"What the fuck are you doing, moron?"
Future Man
Break on through, break on through
"Break on through, break on through"
Future Man
I've never been in one before.
"I've never been in one before."
Future Man
No, no, it's the complete opposite.
"No, no, it's the complete opposite."
Future Man
No, it's like purely escapism, recreation.
"No, it's like purely escapism, recreation."
Future Man
Cumming on my leg.
"Cumming on my leg."
Future Man
until we're even, then just go ahead,
"until we're even, then just go ahead,"
Future Man
Why?
"Why?"
Future Man
Don't, they are bikers
"Don't, they are bikers"
Future Man
and broke my own heart
"and broke my own heart"
Future Man
Yeah, crush his nuts.
"Yeah, crush his nuts."
Future Man
Shit.
"Shit."
Future Man
Time to grab a skull trophy.
"Time to grab a skull trophy."
Future Man
-Why? -Do I really have to say this?
"-Why? -Do I really have to say this?"
Future Man
Oh, I can't work with this guy.
"Oh, I can't work with this guy."
Future Man
I mean, I think it goes without saying,
"I mean, I think it goes without saying,"
Future Man
Never seen so much food in my life.
"Never seen so much food in my life."
Future Man
-Ew. -Yeah, no fucking shit.
"-Ew. -Yeah, no fucking shit."
Future Man
They're called pickles.
"They're called pickles."
Future Man
a better job about acting normal here, okay?
"a better job about acting normal here, okay?"
Future Man
What the fuck does it matter?
"What the fuck does it matter?"
Future Man
You're all fucking dead, you're all dead!
"You're all fucking dead, you're all dead!"
Future Man
a great last meal.
"a great last meal."
Future Man
Okay, even if that is true, you can't yell it at people
"Okay, even if that is true, you can't yell it at people"
Future Man
when they're eating their matzo ball soup.
"when they're eating their matzo ball soup."
Future Man
So you could fucking enlighten me about pickles?
"So you could fucking enlighten me about pickles?"
Future Man
Hey!
"Hey!"
Future Man
Come on, now, those are fucking good.
"Come on, now, those are fucking good."
Future Man
You've nothing to offer.
"You've nothing to offer."
Future Man
No, no, no, no, please, don't send me back!
"No, no, no, no, please, don't send me back!"
Future Man
I just got here, I've wanted this my entire life.
"I just got here, I've wanted this my entire life."
Future Man
No.
"No."
Future Man