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Clips from South Park (1997) (S21E21)

"If your citizens mess with them, they mess with all of us."
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"Look, I'm president of the United States."
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"I can't get involved in every petty little protest"
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"against a third world country."
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"Third world country?! How dare you!"
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"Either you stop the embargo on the "Terrance and Phillip show,""
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"or we'll bring in our own troops to stop it ourselves!"
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"Are you threatening us, you beady-eyed Canuck?"
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"I'm simply telling you that Canada will do"
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"Then I guess both our countries better be prepared."
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"I've never really been a city person."
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"I definitely get that. M'all right."
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"I like hiking around, being around in nature, m'kay."
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"I agree, I agree, the city's bad."
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"[ Chuckles ] M'all right. M'all right."
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"[ Siren wailing ]"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Let's get to the hallways"
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"[ Sirens wailing ]"
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"It's the National Guard!"
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"Yes, this is Millennials Against Canada."
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"Yeah, listen this thing is kind of escalating."
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"Someone has to do what's right!"
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"What exactly do you want?"
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"What do I want?!"
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"where laughter doesn't come at someone else's expense,"
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"isn't turned into another Eric Cartman!"
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"and everything they do and everything they have done"
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"needs to be erased from the Earth!"
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"I have to make sure all the classrooms are empty."
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"I'm coming, too!"
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"I'm your Vice Principal!"
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"Oh, no. What's wrong?"
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"Vice Principal Woman, I need to ask you something."
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"What? What?!"
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"[ Clears throat] Well, as you can see,"
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"there is a door in front of us."
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"Yes, there is."
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"that this could imply. Why do you need to open the door?"
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"Somebody's going to have to open the door,"
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"or we could die out here."
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"♪ With a little love and some tenderness ♪"
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"Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons are available at the front desk."
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"Thank you. [ Laughs ]"
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"Heidi: [ Laughs ] Come on. We gotta get outta here!"
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"♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪"
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"♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"I fart on him."
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"He..."
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"Hooray."
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"What's going on?"
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"[ Cartman grunting ]"
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"tonight with my friends!"
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"You promised we'd have a date night!"
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"Ugh!"
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"What the hell are you all doing?!"
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"Aww... Damn it."
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"Uh, here you go."
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"to know that they can talk to me about anything."
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"Turning this school around"
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"♪♪"
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"Oh, look, honey -- Kyle's mom is here!"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"So with that, let me turn over the floor"
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"♪ And some tenderness ♪ out on the playground to avoid being around"
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"♪ We'll rise above the mess ♪"
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"♪ We'll take the world together ♪ ...seem not to have been updated since the '60s."
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"Excuse me, everyone. I, um -- I need to get to the restroom."
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"♪♪"
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"Ugh!"
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"No more watching cartoons of people --"
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"and poo-pooing on each other's heads."
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"[ Music stops ]"
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"so it'd be impossible for me to like her."
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"I came because I might be able to offer some..."
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"You see, there's a culture at this school"
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"Cartman: May I have your attention please?"
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"Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons"
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"Heidi: [ Laughs ] Come on. We gotta get outta here!"
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"♪ Hold my hand ♪"
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"I know it's inappropriate,"
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"Canadians should care about the rest of the world!"
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"There's not a -- Can I finish please?!"
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"Because you were all raised on it yourselves!"
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"So we've been reaching out to Human Resources Division"
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"Why, yes I am. How about a snickerdoodle?"
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"Didn't think I'd live long enough to see"
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"I'm gonna make a difference!"
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"You can't mess with this shit"
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"♪♪"
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"Can I -- Can I get a volunteer to role play with me?"
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"Oh, I mostly use a semi-cognitive approach"
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"M'all right. M'all right."
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"M'all right."
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"Now, you listen here, Mr. Buddy!"
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"And then, you know, I was looking for something to get away from the city."
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"M'all right. M'all right."
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"military alert going out."
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"Come on. Let's move!"
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"We can't do that, Mr. President."
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"These Canadians are in the way of that world"
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"[ Children screaming ]"
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"[ Screaming continues ]"
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"All right, come on!"
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"I would like to open this door for you, however I understand the gender-based biases"
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"Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons"
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"All right. Now, if we have any que--"
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"♪ With a little peace ♪ P.E. class is another huge problem at this school."
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"♪ Ample parking day or night ♪"
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"I fart on Phillip."
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"On the cow."
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"From everyone."
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"the toxic environment that's been created."
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"There's like a persistent kind of a...ringing going on."
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"We all laughed while they..."
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"maybe you should talk to your backward president!"
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"[ Missile whistling ]"
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"♪ We'll take 'em by the hand ♪"
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"I also spent some time observing in the cafeteria"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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