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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Peter's Lost Youth (S15E15)

"You listen to me, you little monster,"
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"I take abuse from everybody around here,"
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"but I am not gonna take it from you."
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"And if you move one muscle before then,"
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"I'll smack you in your weird head."
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"Mom says it's distinctive."
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"I heard that."
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"I said it right to you."
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"You know what?"
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"Where's Lois?"
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"I'm right here, Coach. (chuckles)"
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"Guess you don't have a lot of babes out here."
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"Except for Babe Ruth."
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"(laughs)"
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"Ah, it's a little like tennis."
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"Uh, did you see that, Peter?"
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"I'm doing it all!"
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"(sobbing)"
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"Stewie?"
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"What the hell's going on?"
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"Meg's awful!"
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"She gave me a time-out and she made me sit in this chair."
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"My God, she put eye shadow on you, too."
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"I might've gotten up from the chair."
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"Brian, Meg's lost her mind."
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"You've got to talk to her."
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"Stewie, Lois put Meg in charge,"
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"and, honestly, once I knew that,"
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"I ate a pot cookie."
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"So, um, yeah."
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"Uh, you got any cool DVDs?"
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"Brian, please, I need help."
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"(chuckles) Totally."
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"I wonder if he'll play Wii bowling with me."
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"All right, that's it, I'm not just gonna sit here"
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"and see what that psycho does next."
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"All right, think."
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"Ah!"
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"I shall fashion a makeshift ladder"
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"with my Diaper Genie entrails, shimmy down to the yard,"
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"The trick, Chris, is thinking of the wand"
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"as an extension of your arm."
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"Wow, I can't believe I'm pretend bowling"
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"with a dog on drugs!"
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"STEWIE: Ah! Son of a bitch!"
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"(tires screech)"
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"WOMAN: Oh, my God, a baby!"
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"My name's Shelly."
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"I can't have any of my own."
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"Would you like to come home with me?"
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"I love you so much."
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"STEWIE: Ah! Everywhere's a nightmare!"
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"Wow, it's nice they put on a banquet for you."
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"It looks like I'm the only woman here."
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"which means they're all divorced."
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"In fact, their ex-wives are having a banquet next door"
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"with their money."
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"♪ And you want some of this dirty ♪"
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"Oh, they're having fun."
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"They're doing a lot of pointing dancing."
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"♪ Baby, I got your money, don't you worry. ♪"
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"Well, at least somebody's having fun here tonight."
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"Oh, you're just nervous about the big game tomorrow."
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"I-Is it 'cause of how pink you turn when you run?"
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"A couple guys mentioned that today on the field."
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"I don't know, "N-Nomar" something."
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"You met Nomar?!"
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"Hey, there you are."
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"We've been saving a spot at the head table for you"
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"with all the Hall-of-Famers."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Finally something's going my way."
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"Where should I... Not you. Lois."
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"What?"
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"(organ plays "Charge" riff weakly)"
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"This is the one night of the year"
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"they let me out of the scoreboard."
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"Oh, I don't know if I deserve to sit at the head table."
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"No, no, we took a vote."
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"We all want to sit next to you."
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"You're the only one here who doesn't have"
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"a fistful of baseball cards for us to sign."
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"I wasn't gonna have 'em sign 'em."
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"I was just gonna tell 'em their stats."
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"Aw, don't worry about Peter."
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"right between Pedro Martinez"
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"and Ted Williams' severed head."
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"There's a special place in hell"
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"Hey, Meg, is anybody gonna eat this grilled cheese?"
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"No, don't eat that. That's Stewie's lunch."
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"(gasps) Oh, my God, Stewie!"
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"I forgot, he's been in a time-out for six hours."
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"Stewie? Oh, no, where is he?"
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"He's gone-- I'm gonna be in so much trouble."
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"I tried to tell you, watching Stewie wasn't easy."
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"Oh... Aw, man, this is terrible."
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"Stewie could be anywhere."
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"(shivering breaths)"
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"(all gasping)"
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"Okay, everybody, we're gonna do some double-play drills."
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"Let's flash some leather, huh, guys?"
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"Who wants to play second?"
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"I will."
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"How could he not see that?"
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"to raise your hand."
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"Okay, Griffin, you go out there"
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"and be the base runner."
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"All right, Peter, show 'em what you got."
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"Okay, Lois, catch the ball,"
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"and if your foot comes off the bag,"
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"How could I miss, right?"
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"It'll be like tagging a barn."
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"(laughter)"
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"Sorry, Peter, that's baseball."
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"I'll show you baseball, you sexually unsatisfied wife!"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah! Now, that's a big-league slide, huh, coach?"
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"I think it's broken."
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"Griffin, what are you, an idiot?"
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"Yeah, an idiot who's gonna show up"
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