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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - A House Full of Peters (S15E15)

"Wherever a father weighs less than his daughter,"
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"I'll be there."
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"Wherever someone has a banner for a football team"
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"as a curtain, I'll be there."
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"Wherever there's a fight in a Waffle House,"
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"I'll be there."
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"Now go."
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"People need a concert to go to after the water park."
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"Hi, is, uh, is Peter Griffin here?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"Yes, it's just... you look just like..."
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"What's going on? Who's this supermodel?"
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"I'm your daughter."
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"You're what?"
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"Holy crap!"
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"Yeah, I hope you don't mind the drop-in,"
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"Wow, I guess, I guess I just didn't expect this so soon."
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"Well, we were all pretty excited to meet you."
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"What do you mean "we"?"
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"Hi, Dad!"
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"We're all your children. We came from your semen."
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""Semen." "Semen." "Semen.""
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"Oh, sorry. Wrong house."
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"Look, Eddie's at the wrong house."
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"Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!"
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"Ha-ha! Ha-ha!"
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"Peter, how many times were you a sperm donor?"
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"Only once, but I had just seen Uma Thurman in Beautiful Girls,"
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"so it was kind of a ka-blamo."
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"You ever seen those videos where they put Mentos in Diet Coke?"
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"Uh, listen, I want all of you to know"
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"how happy we are to meet you."
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"In fact, this calls for a celebration."
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"Can you all stay for dinner?"
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"Aw, we'd love that. Wouldn't we, guys?"
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"Yeah, absolutely."
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"You said it, babe."
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"Yeah, Chinese Peter very hungry."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there, Lois."
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"Just 'cause they're my kids and they all look like me"
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"doesn't mean we have anything in common."
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"Daddy."
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"I've never felt proud of any of my children until now."
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"This is so exciting."
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"For years, I have dreamed of one day traveling from Bavaria"
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"to play the accordion for my birth family."
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"May I?"
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"What are those?!"
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"Oh, I get that because this comedy"
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"has just made it to Germany."
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"Wow, you look exactly like me."
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"Yes, I'm not actually part"
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"of sperm donation thing."
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"I'm your secret clone."
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"We have been Orphan Black-ed and you soon will be dead."
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"Meg, where are you?"
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"I'm right here, Mom."
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"Well, look at your fine ass."
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"Are you talking to me?"
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"Damn right."
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"I've been looking around this whole house"
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"for something to nibble on."
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"I think I just found it."
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"So many confusing feelings!"
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"Dad. Sex."
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"Black woman."
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"Historically-low mortgage rates."
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"Ah! I got to go buy a house."
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"Lois, Lois."
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"Can I keep the little person Peter?"
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"No. They're too much work."
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"But I'll take care of it. I promise."
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"feeding him and walking him and doing all the clean up."
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"Excuse me, I'm a candidate"
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"for a doctorate in Classics at Wesleyan."
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"It talks! Lois, it talks!"
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"Whoa, that was close."
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"Let me help you with those."
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"Well, thank you. That's so sweet."
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"who's offered to help in any way."
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"Oh, you must be Peter's wife, Lois."
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"I'm Larry."
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"It's nice to meet you, Larry."
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"Weird hands-full pinky shake?"
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"I got to tell you, it's so strange,"
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"you look so much like Peter when I first met him."
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"Well, I'm guessing you look exactly the same, too."
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"You're in such great shape."
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"Well, I do have tiny blue weights in my garage."
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"Oh, hi, Larry."
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"Hi, Lois. Is Peter here?"
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"Larry, it's only 2:00 in the afternoon."
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"Peter's still sleeping off last night's party."
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"Then why... why are you still in your pajamas and bathrobe?"
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"Oh, that's because I'm depressed."
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"Is that why that sad Shel Silverstein blob"
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"is following you around?"
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"Anyway, we didn't really get a chance"
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"to finish our conversation yesterday,"
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"and I thought maybe we could grab some lunch together."
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"Huh. That would give me a reason to get dressed today."
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"Oh. Would you, uh, like to join us?"
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"That didn't sound like a real invitation."
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"See, this is why no one ever wants to you."
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"Sorry I drew so many Nazi symbols on the place mat."
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"I just wish we hadn't gone to a kosher restaurant."
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"Do you have a napkin?"
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"No, but let me help you clean it off."
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"Larry, are you turned on or starving?"
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"Can't it be both?"
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"Mm. Mm."
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"Wow, Larry, that was unexpected."
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"I have to get back to my high school... Oh."
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"...where I work... Oh."
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"...to pay for medical school... Oh."
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"...that I'm building... Oh!"
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"That big one doesn't blink a lot, does he?"
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"Hey, Lois, where's your purse?"
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"Me and some of my kids are going to the movies."
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