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Clips from Friends - The One with the Bullies (S02E02)

"Why are we watching the Business Channel?"
Friends
"Yes. All right."
Friends
"Hey, we were sitting there."
Friends
"You know what? I think you're very funny."
Friends
"I was a sous-chef at Café des Artistes."
Friends
"How can I take a job where I have to make Laverne-and-Curly Fries?"
Friends
"- No. - You're kidding."
Friends
"It was ridiculous. These guys were bullies."
Friends
"- Oh, hi. - Hi."
Friends
"Do you realize that if I'd invested my $127 in myself yesterday..."
Friends
"What's to know? Buy, sell. High, low. Bears, bulls."
Friends
"Telephone number to the stock..."
Friends
"No, because mayo, that would make it gross."
Friends
"I do so want to love all animals. Please, no. Back off!"
Friends
"- You got a bone? - Are you kidding?"
Friends
"Okay, doggy, get the sandwich! Aah!"
Friends
"...and then we'll call the couch..."
Friends
"Fellas, these guys were here first."
Friends
"I just think that this was a really bad sign."
Friends
"He said the little fella's gonna be okay, and I can get him tomorrow."
Friends
"So still hoping."
Friends
"Don't..."
Friends
"- No? - No."
Friends
"I say you and I go and stand up to those guys."
Friends
"So what?"
Friends
"Couldn't we just lose our virginities again?"
Friends
"Hi. Welcome home."
Friends
"Nobody does, honey."
Friends
"I'm sorry."
Friends
"Except stilts."
Friends
"I don't know what to do with that."
Friends
"- Me neither, ha, ha. - Ha, ha."
Friends
""I know Pete. He's friends with my brother. ""
Friends
"So maybe, you know, I could give you a call sometime."
Friends
"We could talk or something."
Friends
"- Yeah, that'd be okay. - All right."
Friends
"- Okay, yeah. - Okay, all right."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"All right."
Friends
"- We're okay. - Ha, ha, all right."
Friends
"Stocks and bonds are moving higher..."
Friends
"Because the other day I saw there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it."
Friends
"Sometimes it takes two or three hours before it comes up again."
Friends
"But when it does, it's exciting."
Friends
"Hmm, okay, honey, you really need a job."
Friends
"Dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview."
Friends
"Right there! That's the third sign today. Right there."
Friends
"On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say, "Huh?""
Friends
"No, you just said "dad. " And everywhere I go today..."
Friends
"Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet."
Friends
"Which is my father's last name."
Friends
"Ah."
Friends
"...which is his first name, minus the "s" at the end."
Friends
"And there was a rotisserie with a spinning chicken."
Friends
"His Indian name?"
Friends
"No. Because I chickened out the last time..."
Friends
"...when I tried to meet him. So coincidences? I don't think so."
Friends
"- Very freaky. - Eerie."
Friends
"Who wants the last hamburger?"
Friends
"That's it. Now I have to go see him, ha, ha."
Friends
"Why?"
Friends
"Hamburger? McDonald's?"
Friends
"Old McDonald had a farm. My dad is a pharmacist."
Friends
"Ah."
Friends
"Man, I am so beat."
Friends
"Oh, yeah."
Friends
"You wanna forget racquetball and hang out?"
Friends
"Yeah, all right."
Friends
"- Hey, you're in our seats. - Oh, sorry, we didn't know."
Friends
"Okay. There is one more way to say it."
Friends
"- Who knows it? Ha, ha. - Ha, ha."
Friends
"- Is that supposed to be funny? - Actually, I was going for colorful."
Friends
"- What's with this guy? - What's with you?"
Friends
"Uh, nothing. Nothing's with him."
Friends
"Enjoy your coffee."
Friends
"What just happened?"
Friends
"I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too."
Friends
"My joke is that I took your hat."
Friends
"That is funny."
Friends
"Can I have it back?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"- No? - No."
Friends
"Okay. Okay."
Friends
"Kudos on that hat joke. Ha, ha."
Friends
"But come on, guys, just give him back the hat."
Friends
"Why should we?"
Friends
"Because it's a special hat."
Friends
"He bought it because he was feeling down one day."
Friends
"So he got the hat..."
Friends
"...to cheer himself up, you know?"
Friends
"Let me get this straight. You're stealing my hat?"
Friends
"You got a problem?"
Friends
"I just want to make sure we're on the same page."
Friends
"How'd the interview go?"
Friends
"It bit."
Friends
"It was a '50s theme restaurant."
Friends
"I'd have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter."
Friends
"- Don't do it. - How can I not do it?"
Friends
"I have $127 in the bank."
Friends
"Monica, relax. Go get a beer."
Friends
"I don't want a beer."
Friends
"Who said it was for you?"
Friends
"Hi."
Friends
"What's the matter?"
Friends
"Some mean guys at the coffeehouse took my hat."
Friends
"Actual bullies."
Friends
"We're grownups. This kind of stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore."
Friends
"Oh..."
Friends
"Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one."
Friends
"Let's go down there and get your hat back."
Friends
"Forget it. It's probably stripped and sold for parts by now."
Friends
"- Hey. I went up! - What?"
Friends
"My stock, MEG, it went up two points."
Friends
"...that I'd, like, have a lot more than that today."
Friends
"You know what? I'm gonna do it."
Friends
"- Do what? - Put all my money in me."
Friends
"You don't know a thing about the stock market."
Friends
"Yes, Manhattan."
Friends
"...selling store."
Friends
"See? Didn't I tell you these pillows would be a good idea?"
Friends
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