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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - I Bob Your Pardon (S09E09)

"my kids to think this is how the world works."
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"That people don't keep their word."
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"Also, your job seems horrible."
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"Mom, I'll be there in a few hours."
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"And by the way, I'm quitting."
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"What's going on? What'd I miss?"
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"Oh, no. We were thinking you could, like,"
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"raise it as your pet, or your child."
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"'Cause we went to a lot of trouble and..."
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"Yeah, yeah. Got it. I won't eat him. Sheesh."
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"So can we go home now?"
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"and just drive a little bit better this time?"
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"What? We were in a high-speed chase."
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"How do you now they'll print it?"
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"that he has some way of killing your story."
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"I've never figured out how the heck it's spelled."
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"We did good. Thanksgiving?"
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"More like You're Welcome-ivigiving."
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"Okay, okay. Chill out."
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"- Dad. Uh, Dad? - Huh?"
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"But then I-I met someone"
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"- Was that someone me? Oh. - No."
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"- Quiet, Bob. - Sorry."
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"the cork right out of this Pardonnay."
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"♪ Gonna keep our word, gonna save the bird ♪"
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"And tomorrow, somebody's gonna be"
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"the most delicious Thanksgiving turkey ever."
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""Is it me?""
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"Sure is, pal."
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"All right, I'll check in on you after we get back from the turkey pardoning,"
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""Turkey pardoning?""
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""Yeah, idiots! Wait, but don't you...""
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"Shh, shh. No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh."
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"That I do not pardon."
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"Come on, it'll be fun."
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"We're gonna go to city hall. We're gonna see the mayor."
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"The mayor!"
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"What are you talking about? He's the mayor."
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"- Oh, he's got a great wave. - It is a good wave."
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"- He really gets into it. - It's like his whole body's waving."
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"He doesn't have any bones. He's like a fish."
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"The turkey hasn't been to prison."
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"- What are you, his lawyer? - Ugh."
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"The live turkeys are the worst."
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"Also, how can you trust an animal with a head that's that bald and tiny?"
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"- That's true. - Mm."
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"All right, people, let's go."
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"- We're losing daylight. - Cranberries!"
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"- Language. - No,"
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"I forgot cranberries for the cranberry sauce."
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"Or... we could just buy canned cranberry sauce this year."
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"Yeah. I love big cans."
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"This is a fresh cranberry sauce house, damn it."
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"It's who we are!"
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"- So help me, Tina. - Sorry."
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"Ugh. They're an hour late."
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"And what's with the lousy turnout?"
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"This is the mayor's first turkey pardoning."
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"- Where's the freaking support? - Maybe everyone came down"
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"Ooh! Here comes someone."
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"I'm afraid there's been a change of plans."
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"The mayor had to... not be here."
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"What? An e-mayor-gency? No!"
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"But, uh, what's almost as good as the mayor?"
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"- Nothing! - Okay."
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"- Linda, please stop. - You stop."
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"The deputy mayor."
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"So, may I present to you"
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"Deputy Mayor Daniel Cunningham."
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"Hey, why don't we give"
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"a big thanks to the person who organized this whole event?"
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"Oh, right, it was me."
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"Yeah, the mayor delegated it all to me..."
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"no big deal... and he's sorry he couldn't be here today."
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"Though not as sorry as his toilet."
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"#StomachProblems."
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"How dare he hashtag my mayor's stomach problems."
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"Okay. Let's bring up the star of the show,"
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"Drew P. Neck!"
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"- Ugh. - I think he's cute."
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"And after lucky little Drew P. Neck here gets pardoned,"
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"he's going to live out his days peacefully"
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"where the motto is "E-I-E-I Hope.""
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"Okay, who wants to go stare at the broken fountain"
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"Hey, cool press badge."
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"- I knew it. - So you actually have to report"
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"- on this crap show? - I know, right?"
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"Why can't I be covering a pre-Thanksgiving armed robbery?"
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"Or maybe, like, one little stabbing."
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"Well, we're doing it."
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"We're staring at the broken fountain."
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"just had the sanctuary idea yesterday, Mom."
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"And the one he picked can't take the turkey."
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"They're at capacity. I told you already."
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"What's going on here? Gene, Tina, let's drop some eaves."
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"Well, he told me to drive it to a... slaughterhouse."
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"Maybe she meant "cider house." That place rules."
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"I can't just let the turkey go. It's the most famous bird"
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"Oh, my sister could do it?"
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"Well, I'm not Lisa!"
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"but now I have to drive a turkey to a slaughterhouse"
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"because my career in politics is going really great!"
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"So the sanctuary stuff is just a lie?"
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"They're taking Drew P. Neck to a slaughterhouse?"
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"This is, like, a serious scandal."
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"It's scand-ish."
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"Oh, let's go tell the reporter guy!"
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"Reporters love reporting stuff."
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"Uh, no."
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"What? What do you mean, no?"
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"Not since my niece told me about a homework burglar."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Well, we could do nothing?"
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"No, we got to... save him."
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"Or we don't. 'Cause he's nasty."
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"All right, just a rescue mission."
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"I'm in, too. I promised Ken I'd help him move today,"
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"but screw it. I don't know why I told him I have a Toyota Tacoma."
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"And so, Drew P. Neck,"
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"Now, let's get you to that sanctuary, huh?"
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