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Clips from Family Guy - Road to the North Pole (S09E09)

"The investigation continues into this mysterious..."
Family Guy
"Wait! I know what happened to Christmas!"
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"Santa Claus!"
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"That's right! It's Santa Claus."
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"And you've got to listen to me."
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"The reason there was no Christmas this year"
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"is that this man is sick."
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"Very sick. And he needs our help."
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"He's been bludgeoned by years of greed and avarice."
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"The workload of filling our Christmas lists"
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"has overwhelmed him."
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"And at the rate he's going, he may not make it another year."
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"But there's a way for us to help him."
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"If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands"
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"and ask for only one Christmas present every year,"
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"there may still be hope."
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"I know it's in our nature to resist sacrifice,"
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"even in hard times, but if we don't,"
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"Well, folks, you heard it here first on Channel Five News."
Family Guy
"Looks like we have a choice."
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"One Christmas gift a year for each one of us."
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"I can."
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"So can I."
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"Me, too."
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"I can live with that."
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"One is enough."
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"Aye."
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"I can."
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"One gift is okay."
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"I can live with it."
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"somebody's getting punched in the (bleep) face."
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"♪ We can get out of any mess ♪"
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"♪ if we learn to live with less. ♪"
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"♪ And with Santa's love there's nothing to fear. ♪"
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"♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer ♪"
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"♪ is all I really want this year! ♪"
Family Guy
"Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet."
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"♪ I want a brand-new pitching wedge. ♪"
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"Damn it, we're gonna be here forever."
Family Guy
"Oh, man, we'll just hang with you guys here."
Family Guy
"Uh... 'cause... From, uh, Katrina?"
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"Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!"
Family Guy
"take a few pictures of me and Santa,"
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"That's not fair. I don't think I have"
Family Guy
"to embark on a potentially dangerous journey whe..."
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"You're not gonna kill Santa Claus,"
Family Guy
"No. But a notary should be here any minute."
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"my daughters, Lisa and Jane,"
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"for the North Pole."
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"Now they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters."
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"Never mind that, let's just get going."
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"All right, tie him up."
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"Who are you?"
Family Guy
"Count me in."
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"- I have a nail in my anus. - Oh."
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"Well, you know, if you had just taken me"
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"I can, too."
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"Uh, sir?"
Family Guy
"Wait. What... What are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Hey, give me your keys."
Family Guy
"Nah, we're still in the V-shape."
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"Things are kind of beautiful up north, huh?"
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"Let me just clean his father's blood and hair off it."
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"All right, Stewie, let's go get the sleigh ready."
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"Oh! Oh, dear."
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"I shall open the gate."
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"Aw, man."
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"Brian, the cops are coming. Let's go!"
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