Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from South Park - Tonsil Trouble (S12E12)

"Yeah, well, at least it's not as bad as having AIDS!"
South Park
"AIDS is the worst disease."
South Park
"Hmm, I don't know."
South Park
"These days I think I'd rather have AIDS than cancer."
South Park
"No, you would..."
South Park
"We're on our way, buddy."
South Park
"Magic Johnson, here we come!"
South Park
"Don't touch me."
South Park
"Magic, Magic, could you come to the front for a minute?"
South Park
"There are a couple of boys here to see you."
South Park
"Two brave little buddies who against all odds"
South Park
"have journeyed across America to find the cure for AIDS."
South Park
"All they have is each other in a race against time."
South Park
"Thank you for seeing us, Mr. Johnson."
South Park
"You boys both have the virus? Are you sure?"
South Park
"We're not just sure. We're HIV positive."
South Park
"Kyle, we need to try to find--"
South Park
"What part of being infected with a deadly disease do you find funny?"
South Park
"I don't think it's funny, Kyle."
South Park
"Dying isn't funny, so shut the fuck up."
South Park
"You know, sometimes when things seem their darkest,"
South Park
"you just need to try and stay... HIV positive."
South Park
"Knock it off! Right now!"
South Park
"At all!"
South Park
"- Are you sure? - Yes!"
South Park
"Are you HIV positive--"
South Park
"Oh! Fuck, Kyle!"
South Park
"Boys, the truth is I don't know"
South Park
"why my body is so resistant to the virus."
South Park
"I would love to know so I could help others, but I just don't."
South Park
"Well, I've been thinking."
South Park
"Maybe there's something you've come into contact with"
South Park
"that hinders HIV from growing."
South Park
"Do you mind if we just look around?"
South Park
"The pool is over there, where I try to swim and stay in shape."
South Park
"My kitchen is full of very healthy food."
South Park
"I don't know which thing it is"
South Park
"that keeps my T-cell count high, so I try it all."
South Park
"But everyone tries that."
South Park
"Could we see where you sleep?"
South Park
"Sure."
South Park
"Just a pretty plain old ordinary bedroom."
South Park
"Dude."
South Park
"Oh. Yeah, I-I don't trust banks."
South Park
"I sleep with all my money."
South Park
"Yeah, I like to keep it close."
South Park
"You don't think that..."
South Park
"It's incredible."
South Park
"Mitch, these boys could be onto something."
South Park
"That's a sample of HIV infected blood."
South Park
"You can clearly see the HIV attacking the white blood cells, right?"
South Park
"My god!"
South Park
"The HIV particles are receding!"
South Park
"The cash does seem to restrain the HIV cells from stabilizing."
South Park
"Now hold on."
South Park
"All the cash is doing is destablizing the virus,"
South Park
"not destroying it."
South Park
"then maybe--"
South Park
"I have enough cash for all three of us."
South Park
"We should give it a try!"
South Park
"No, no. It's ridiculous."
South Park
"We need FDA approvals, control studies!"
South Park
"I'm sorry, but this is impossible."
South Park
"These boys have shown us that a lot of impossible things can happen."
South Park
"Their friendship has conquered every obstacle"
South Park
"Their incredible friendship has brought a sparkle of hope to our world."
South Park
"Well, that's for sure."
South Park
"I suppose we could try to distill Magic's cash down to its..."
South Park
"most highly concentrated level and try it on one of them."
South Park
"But it's very risky."
South Park
"Yeah, well, if there's a chance of being cured of this illness,"
South Park
"Wait a minute."
South Park
"Yes."
South Park
"The cash particles have completely replaced all the HIV in Kyle's blood!"
South Park
"They found the cure for AIDS!"
South Park
"The cure for AIDS!"
South Park
"What is it?"
South Park
"Large doses of concentrated cash!"
South Park
"All right."
South Park
"Scientists have just discovered the cure for AIDS."
South Park
"About $180,000 shot directly into the bloodstream."
South Park
"Hey!"
South Park
"They just found the cure for AIDS!"
South Park
"You just have to infect yourself with all your cash!"
South Park
"I am pleased to announce that there is no trace of the HIV virus"
South Park
"in either Kyle Broflovski or Eric Cartman."
South Park
"and overcoming all odds..."
South Park
"these two brave friends."
South Park
"He's the one who infected me with AIDS!"
South Park
"What? Oh, no!"
South Park
"Agh, goddammit!"
South Park
"I'm still breaking your X-Box."
South Park
"What? No, no!"
South Park
"Kyle, no!"
South Park
"Be a shame to have to give all that free ice cream"
South Park
"- Hi, Eric. - Hey, there, Eric."
South Park
"Cartman, I-I feel really bad for you."
South Park
"Oh, my God."
South Park
"I got AIDS from him!"
South Park
"I know. I'm scared too."
South Park
"Will you stop it with that?"
South Park
"# Cure burger in paradise, Cure burger there, I said it twice #"
South Park
"I'm afraid AIDS benefits aren't as popular as they used to be."
South Park
"Yeah, I sneak into Kyle's room lots of times."
South Park
"Get the media on the phone!"
South Park
"Let's hope to Christ this works."
South Park
"Ice cream?"
South Park
"We were hoping that maybe you have some kind of key"
South Park
"How you doing, Eric?"
South Park
"Excuse me."
South Park
"Excuse me."
South Park
"Should we just call it truce?"
South Park