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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Comedy (S28E28)

"on my permanent record, and I get to bring a pig to work."
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"I got turned down by McDonald's, but, here,"
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"You said you were getting rid of him."
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"Marge, I'll take him to work and to Moe's."
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"He'll be like me-- you'll barely see him."
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"(sighs) Fine."
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"(clinking)"
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"I am giving it away."
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"Wow, you understand how I feel."
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"the way you used to feel about your honk-a-ma-flute."
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"Okay, back to what really matters."
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"So, I get the ball and I pivot to first..."
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"Huh. I think he really has become a support animal for you."
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"(chuckles) Everybody's looking at us."
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"(sighs)"
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"Of course! You can all pet him!"
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"Kiss both ends. Homie, those kids' hands"
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"are covered in barbeque sauce."
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"(barking)"
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"No! Get away from him!"
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"I'll spray you! Dad, no!"
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"That's a snake from the petting zoo!"
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"(growling)"
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"(panting) Oh, my God!"
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"What's happening to me?! You're having an anxiety attack."
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"Oh, the dogs contused his baby back ribs."
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"Of course, there is the luau option."
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"I will not subject him to something"
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"that has three vowels in a row."
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"Ooh! Damn that Lloyd. He's borne a grudge"
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"ever since I took his girl to see Lunardi's balloon."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"But don't worry, I'll have your swine taken care of"
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"right here in the finest sanatorium money can buy."
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"(gasps) You know his secret identity?"
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"Mm-hmm. And your son is El Barto."
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"I'm worried, Marge."
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"His tail is all curly."
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"No, you're thinking of Bart when he was a baby."
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"But this is no time to argue."
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"Mayo Clinic, eh?"
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"Mmm."
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"You were imagining a clinic full of mayonnaise doctors,"
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"What happened to your stuff?"
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"Lis, for what it's worth, there was a time"
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"And your older, smarter brother is going to help you."
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"Let's put our heads together."
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"pirate jazz station."
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"Good Lord, how is he overpowering my P.A. system?"
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"We are preempting these lame-o school announcements"
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"with an original composition from Lisa Simpson."
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"Warning, this may cancel math."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You did it, Bart!"
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"I wouldn't have done it if I knew there was a hug at the end."
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"School is canceled for the rest of the day."
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"There. Good as new."
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"a pop-up thermometer in him, just in case."
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"Excellent. Now, Doctor, the matter of your bill..."
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"It's on me. I always enjoy the chance"
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"(dreamy waltz playing)"
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"This reminds me of a golden moment"
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"with my beloved, ruthless papa."
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"Yale wins! And only three killed!"
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"From this day hence, this beautiful creature"
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"will be my faithful companion."
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"I-I thought I was your faithful companion."
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"But one is always his favorite."
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"("Gertrude's Dream Waltz" by Beethoven playing)"
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"(doorbell ringing)"
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"(classical music playing)"
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"My joy's returned, but my sax is gone."
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"The Japanese may have tidiness,"
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"but, in America, we have storage lockers,"
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"our only growth industry."
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"Look."
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"Oh, my God! You kept all our stuff!"
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"Well, I couldn't throw anything out."
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"I wanted to be tidy, but I could only shift."
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"(chuckles) Hello, old friend!"
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"(playing jazzy tune)"
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"Hey! Could you keep it down?"
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"(quietly): Plopper, meet me at the side door,"
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"Take the elevator to Floor 2-R."
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"Not 2. 2-R."
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"Take the second set of stairs."
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"(barking)"
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"before the old man realizes what's what."
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"♪ Will always love you ♪"
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"♪ I will always ♪"
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"♪ I will always ♪"
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"♪ Love you... ♪"
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"And to keep him, I'll give up beer."
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"Deal. Uh-oh."
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"(E.R. theme playing)"
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"Fruit?! What a nightmare!"
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"("Gertrude's Dream Waltz" by Beethoven playing)"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"(pig squeals quietly)"
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"Whoa! Baby is still in the back seat."
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"The Japanese Warrior Monks' Guide to Tidying Up?"
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"was hospitalized for food poisoning,"
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"The monks' philosophy is simple."
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"You're not 50, and I don't like the word "crap.""
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"All I got was a pack of cigarettes"
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"a telescope and a hose."
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"Oh, I'm afraid not, no."
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"Hmm, let's see."
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"after World War China."
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"anything but that!"
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"I'll find him a home!"
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"(rock music playing)"
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"(Plopper squeals)"
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"I threw out my autograph book!"
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"You keep-a that unsliced prosciutto outside my restaurant!"
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"Wait. How come he can bring a dog in,"
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"Hey, what are the symptoms of anxiety?"
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"All the little children have-a the adult anxiety now."
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"Uh, yeah, I'm really anxious, Doc."
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"Ah, ha."
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