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Clips from The Simpsons - Love Is a Many Splintered Thing (S24E24)

"Hands at ten and two!"
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"What are you doing? It said turn left, not right."
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"Hmm. What the...?"
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"...so you will obey."
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"So the closest thing I had"
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"to an adult male role model"
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"were the schoolyard bullies."
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"I dare you to stick this caterpillar"
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"Can't I just stick it in Skinner's sloppy joe?"
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"It would actually be the only meat in said Joe."
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"Not everything can be solved"
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"with Skinner pranks, Bart."
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"Yeah, think outside the Skinner box."
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"Hey, look,"
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"Mary Spuckler!"
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"I thought you left home to be a star."
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"There's a lot of 13-year-olds out there"
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"with a voice and a dream."
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"I only got work as a hand model."
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"Just the thumb. Did you miss me?"
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"Get out of my face, cootie breath!"
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"You stink!"
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"Mary?"
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"Thank God I wore the underwear"
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"with the hole on the side."
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"It's 8:00 in the morning."
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"I'm a farm girl."
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"I already milked the cows,"
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"overcame a bout of prairie madness,"
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"Rain is so romantic, don't you think?"
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"You get the picture."
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"you're now doctors without faces!"
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"Bart, when are we gonna do girl things,"
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"like catch a frog or leg wrestle?"
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"Let me just kill Milhouse's character."
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"Mary, could I steal Bart for a minute?"
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"Ask his girlfriend, the game."
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"I've ever hung out with."
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"I don't know what the future holds for you..."
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"If you're lucky, me, then this."
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"you will not do better than Mary Spuckler,"
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"so don't ignore her for a stupid video game!"
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"She knows she's the apple of the corner of my eye."
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"Bart, do you mind if I call my mother?"
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"Mama!"
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"Now, let's enjoy the granola bars"
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"that city fella gave us"
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"in exchange for lettin' him go."
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"That'll teach him to try to preserve"
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"our folk singing for posterity."
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"at 3:00 a.m. on NPR."
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"It'll prove I'm not wasting my life."
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"A lot of musical talent in this house."
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"But no one blows"
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"on a blade of grass like you."
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"But are you sure there ain't no video game"
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"you'd rather be playin'?"
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"Well, tell your eye-ears"
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"to watch-listen to this!"
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"♪ I used to think I wanted to roam ♪"
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"♪ But there ain't not never no place ♪"
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"Count the negatives, it all works out."
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"♪ They say that home is where the heart is ♪"
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"♪ But for me it's where the Bart is... ♪"
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"Now what are you doing?"
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"Least you could do is pay me full mind."
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"Well, you're gonna win,"
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"'cause you've got star quality."
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"You know what?"
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"Every now and then you say the perfect thing."
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"Mary, it's our turn to use the boyfriend room."
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"Y'all don't have boyfriends."
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"Pourquoi m'avez-vous amené ici?"
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"He's still wearing leg shackles."
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"All men is unpolished stones."
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"And then I ran right home to you."
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"I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa."
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"On every level, ew!"
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"Bart, you have to treat girls like they matter,"
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"not like they're a bunch of Milhice."
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"What? It's the plural of Milhouse."
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"Look it up."
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"Listen to your sister, boy."
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"What are you talkin' about?"
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"Marge and I are goin' great."
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"Did you take Maggie to Moe's?"
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"It was during Happy Hour."
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"Don't you see?"
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"You're taking women for granted."
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"it's the one thing all women hate."
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"How can something"
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"I'm so much older and wiser."
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"More like balder and wider."
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"to say something that sounds similar!"
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"♪"
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"Thank you, last contestant."
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"of Barry the Satellite TV Guy."
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"No, they ain't. We're back together."
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"Then you got no act."
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"Uh-huh."
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"All I care is what you think, Bart."
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"I don't know what she wants."
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"Slash her face now, Bart."
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"Slash it while she least expects it."
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"Bart, tell Mary to play the drums..."
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"Bart, you'd better get your act together."
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"I've gotta get these shirts to the dry cleaners."
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"Lift my spirits!"
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"Um... lifting people's spirits"
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"I concentrate in the rapidly-growing"
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"jug band-samba fusion market."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Do you know Billy-Bobaloo Skeeter-Rodriguez?"
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"Know him?"
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"and my handsome, girl-crazy son tonight?"
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"I am the first boy"
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"Bart, you want to come with us?"
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"Mary, we've just been through three hours of music."
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"Usually, I only have music one hour a week,"
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