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Clips from Family Guy - Bookie of the Year (S15E15)

"This is a bad start to whatever we're doing."
Family Guy
"Well, now, what brings you fellas to the festival?"
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"My dad will drive long distances for ice"
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"with colored liquid in it."
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"They got blue!"
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"And we all love the Italian food."
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"Oh, you like Italian food?"
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"Want a meatball?"
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"we can't get good Italian food like this in Quahog."
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"Well, maybe the three of us ought to open"
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"an Italian restaurant there."
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"Open our own Italian restaurant?"
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"I say, that sounds fun."
Family Guy
"You, uh, you keep meatballs in your jacket?"
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"I learned that from my old buddies:"
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"Dean Martin, Jr., Joey Bishop, Jr.,"
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"Hey, where's Chris?"
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"Everybody take a chance on Whack-a-Big-a-Pussy!"
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"Hey, Ton'!"
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"This is not what I thought it was!"
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"I know!"
Family Guy
"It must be all the violence in movies and sex on TV."
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"Oh."
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"at the street fair."
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"You're supposed to yell "Bella, Bella""
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"and grab as much fat ass as you can."
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"No, I'm talking about Chris."
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"I had no idea he had so much pent-up aggression."
Family Guy
"We have to deal with his anger issues before he hurts himself."
Family Guy
"Ah, that's good thinking, Lois."
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"I've seen what happens"
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"when people hold in their aggression for too long."
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"Don't forget, I was in that elevator with Jay-Z."
Family Guy
"Hey, could you have your guy hit "two"?"
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"I got to get down to the business center"
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"to print out my boarding pass."
Family Guy
"Oh! Hey! That's gonna leave a mark!"
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"That's from a movie."
Family Guy
"So, you girls traveling with your dad here?"
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"Hey, don't kick him, Muddy Shoes."
Family Guy
"He's got a white suit on."
Family Guy
"Hey, look, I don't know if you guys are really staying here,"
Family Guy
"but you can't get into the pool without a room key."
Family Guy
"could huck rotten apples at passing cars."
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"Oh, I didn't know we had brown apple in the forecast."
Family Guy
"Welp, we needed it."
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"Wow, can I have a turn?"
Family Guy
"Hey, which one of you threw that apple at my car?"
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"He did it. He dragged me out here."
Family Guy
"I wanted to be in school, sir."
Family Guy
"Where'd you get a cannon like that, kid?"
Family Guy
"I work out my right arm three times a day."
Family Guy
"Mm, Free weights?"
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"Well, I'm Coach Doyle, and I head up the baseball team"
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"at James Woods High."
Family Guy
"What fake class do they also make you teach?"
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"- Driver's ed, right? - No, wood shop."
Family Guy
"Tell me, son, how would you like to pitch"
Family Guy
"for the high school team?"
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"Baseball's the sport people play while eating, right?"
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"Oh, yeah, sometimes I even watch a whole Blacklist."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, Chris, you got to do it."
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"If you don't, you'll regret it."
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"Just like Jesus' friend, Evan, who bailed on the Last Supper."
Family Guy
"Aw, they did a painting?"
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"I would've gone if I knew they were gonna do a painting."
Family Guy
"The future site of Quahog's newest Italian restaurant."
Family Guy
"Wow, this is a great location."
Family Guy
"Can we afford this?"
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"Sure we can."
Family Guy
"I set up one of those Kickstarters."
Family Guy
"and I went to the bank for a loan like an adult."
Family Guy
"Now, fellas, the tables should all be bolted to the floor"
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"to prevent theft."
Family Guy
"You know, most restaurants go out of business"
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"because people are stealing the tables."
Family Guy
"The toilets should also be bolted to the floor."
Family Guy
"I think that's pretty standard, Frank, but okay."
Family Guy
"Great. Now let's go find some chump's restaurant"
Family Guy
"and steal his tables and toilets."
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"what might happen in the moments to come."
Family Guy
"What if they's run to the scoring place?"
Family Guy
"Oh, here comes a new boy."
Family Guy
"All right, Chris!"
Family Guy
"Wow, I've never seen him run onto a baseball field"
Family Guy
"when he wasn't chasing a duck or being chased by a duck."
Family Guy
"That a duck over there?"
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"Ah, come on!"
Family Guy
"What the hell's Coach Doyle thinking"
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"bringing in that fat slob?!"
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"You know what?"
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"I bet you a hundred bucks that "fat slob" strikes this kid out."
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"Ha, you're on."
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"Strike one!"
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"Strike two!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Strike three!"
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"Three strikes and he's out,"
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"Holy crap, a hundred bucks!"
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"Hey, nice going, Chris!"
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"Wow, look how proud my dad is."
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"Oh, my God, a duck!"
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"It was a trap!"
Family Guy
"Guys, tonight the drinks are on me."
Family Guy
"I just won a hundred bucks off Chris's baseball game."
Family Guy
"Really? How'd you do that?"
Family Guy
"This dad took one look at Chris and thought he'd suck,"
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"but it turns out Chris is a great pitcher."
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"I'm so proud of the money I won betting on him."
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"You know, I bet there are plenty of other baseball dads"
Family Guy
"Yeah, we could make Toni Braxton money."
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"It's a lot, and then nothing."
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"And then a record whose proceeds go directly to creditors."
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"♪ I'm ready to play ♪"
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"♪ Today ♪"
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"♪ Put me in, Coach ♪"
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"♪ I'm ready to play ♪"
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"♪ Look at me ♪"
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"♪ You know I took some lumps ♪"
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"♪ When the Mighty Casey struck out ♪"
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