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Clips from South Park - The Return of Chef (S10E10)

"No, that's the Adventure Club."
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"The Super Adventure Club has sex with children."
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"Oh, that's right, yeah."
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"Doctor, do you have children?"
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"Why, yes, I have two young boys."
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"You say he's never been like this before?"
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"I'm gonna make love to the children."
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"He's pretty brainwashed, all right. Worst case I've ever seen."
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"- So what can we do? - I'm afraid there's no simple answer."
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"When somebody is brainwashed, it can take months, even years,"
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"to reverse the process."
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"But we don't have years!"
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"If Chef keeps this up, he's gonna go to jail forever!"
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"Tell me, what was Chef's favourite thing to do"
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"before it was having sex with children?"
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"- Having sex with women. - Then, that's it."
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"All right, guys, be sure to tip your waitresses."
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"This is Moniqua."
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"Come on, children. Let's go home."
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"Would you like a dance?"
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"No, thanks, we're trying to un-brainwash our friend."
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"Anybody wanna dance?"
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"- Come on, bitch, dance. - Up yours, fatty."
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"Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off."
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"All right, guys, how we feeling out there?"
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"We got our feature dancer coming up next."
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"God damn!"
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"Chef, we're leaving."
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"No, no, wait! Let him go!"
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"Come here, sugar."
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"Wait a minute."
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"He's remembering!"
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"Children, what have I done?"
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"I'm gonna... I'm gonna..."
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"Come on, Chef! You can do it!"
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"I'm gonna make love to you, woman"
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"Gonna lay you down by the fire"
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"Great shot, William! Hit him with another!"
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"Chef!"
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"Tally ho, lads!"
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"I must say you're starting to become quite a thorn in my balls."
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"Where's Chef? What have you done with him?"
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"He's safe."
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"He's fasting in the deprivation room"
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"and being read the Super Adventure Club manual."
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"but why do you need Chef?"
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"We don't need him! He needs us!"
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"You think we go around the world molesting children"
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"just because it feels really, really, really, really good?"
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"No!"
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"Our club has a message"
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"and a secret that explains the mysteries of life."
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"Oh, Jesus, here we go."
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"Very well."
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"I'm now going to tell you the secret of the Super Adventure Club."
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"We don't want to hear it."
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"You see, the Super Adventure Club was founded"
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"by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Finneus!"
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"Finneus climbed the highest peaks!"
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"Tamed the mightiest rivers!"
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"But every time he got somewhere, he realised"
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"that other explorers had beat him to it."
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"that if he couldn't be the first to discover places,"
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"he could be the first to have sex with the native children"
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"Finneus quickly went down in history books"
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"and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountain folk of Nepal!"
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"But now the most wonderful part."
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"You see, after having sex with all those children,"
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"Immortal?"
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"He discovered that children have things called Marlocs in their bodies."
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"And when an adult has sex with a child, the Marlocs implode,"
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"feeding the adult's receptor cavity with energy that causes immortality,"
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"so sayeth the ruler of Bethos."
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"Finneus travelled the world, loving many children,"
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"and he lived for eternity,"
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"until he was hit by a train in 1892."
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"Do you realise how retarded that sounds?"
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"Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for 20 years?"
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"Yeah, it's way, way more retarded."
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"Well, now that you know our club's secrets,"
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"it appears you leave us no choice."
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"I'm afraid we're going to have to"
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"ask you to leave."
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"We're not leaving without Chef."
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"If you choose not to leave,"
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"then I'm afraid we're just going to have to"
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"call security and make you leave!"
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"You'll be led out by security, and it will be super-embarrassing"
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"and everyone here will see."
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"but they won't leave, it's really frustrating?"
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"We're not going anywhere without Chef!"
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"Cool people leave before they've overstayed their welcome."
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"You petulant fools!"
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"You don't realise who you're dealing with here!"
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"Security!"
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"Take these boys to the door."
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"All right, come on, kids."
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"No! Hey!"
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"No! You don't understand, they've got our friend in a deprivation room!"
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"This is their house and they don't want you here."
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"And sex with Eskimo children requires some special skill..."
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"- Children! - Get out of here!"
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"Kenny! Spin blossom nut squash!"
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"- Come on, Chef! - I can't break these locks!"
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"Here!"
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"Come on, Chef!"
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"What the... Impossible!"
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"I made them leave!"
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"Get outside!"
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"Stop them!"
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"Children, run!"
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"Stop!"
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"Don't you remember why you left South Park in the first place?"
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"- Chef, come on! - You sought adventure!"
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"Because their lives have become dull and empty!"
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"Chef?"
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"Don't forget all your training, Chef."
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"Stay with us and your life will be grand and eternal!"
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"Chef, we love you."
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"No, Chef, they've filled your head with lies."
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